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That DICK! posted:Oh wow. CNN saying they found them This should be An Automatic 6xr
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That DICK! posted:Just keeding. They’re goo 
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That DICK! posted:Oh wow. CNN saying they found them why would you think this is a fun post
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That DICK! posted:Just keeding. They’re goo ya got me
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Jun 22, 2023 00:42
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That DICK! posted:Oh wow. CNN saying they found them gently caress you
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Jun 22, 2023 00:42
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God damnit
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Jun 22, 2023 00:43
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I wonder when they start hearing the sonic drowning music
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Jun 22, 2023 00:45
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That DICK! posted:Oh wow. CNN saying they found them blocked
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Corn Glizzy posted:Holey ship pisssssssssssssss Groversub thread: holey ship pisssssss 
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That DICK! posted:Just keeding. They’re goo Me and my unborn children
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Jun 22, 2023 00:46
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That DICK! posted:Oh wow. CNN saying they found them i knew this was fake because nobody looks at CNN anymore
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Jun 22, 2023 00:48
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Bad Purchase posted:i knew this was fake because nobody looks at CNN anymore Crushing Nautical News
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Jun 22, 2023 00:49
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Gotta admit if somehow they were rescued it'd be really goddamn funny for a few weeks as they catch up to everyone dunking on em
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Jun 22, 2023 00:50
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The Coast Guard's looking for a needle in a stack of needles.
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Jun 22, 2023 00:51
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Everyone hates you. Evidence for your claim?
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Jun 22, 2023 00:52
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if we do manage to regain contact during their final hours of oxygen, we can at least use what limited texting bandwidth there is to send the internet's sickest burns
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Jun 22, 2023 00:52
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Just hang a big magnet over the launch point and call it a day.
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Jun 22, 2023 00:52
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Wizard Master posted:Evidence for your claim? Lololol at responding to a claim 20 pages ago.
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Jun 22, 2023 00:53
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:I wonder when they start hearing the sonic drowning music
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a n added layer of crazy is theres pictures of the billionaire man sitting in the limiting factor with the fella that made that one. So he'd obviously done his homework and seen what a proper one looks like and still decided to get in the toilet tube.
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Shinjobi posted:Gotta admit if somehow they were rescued it'd be really goddamn funny for a few weeks as they catch up to everyone dunking on em I would imagine trying to regain a shred of sanity with which to be able to experience any moments of peace in the rest of their lives might be a more pressing concern than reading 10,000 variations on "I hope they shidded a lot and the shid smelled bad and they got shid on themselves"
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I think they're going to spend their last moments fighting over the pepperoni sticks like it's the triangle of sadness
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Bad Purchase posted:if we do manage to regain contact during their final hours of oxygen, we can at least use what limited texting bandwidth there is to send the internet's sickest burns I dunno if their high-tech sms system can accommodate images, so they’ll miss some good ones
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what's the oxygen count now? like ten hours?
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Do you guys think they used the Ziploc freezer gallon bags or did they use the ones with only one seal The freezer bags are definitely more expensive so I assume they went with the one seals
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repiv posted:what's the oxygen count now? like ten hours? 11hrs 9min based off coastguard statement
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they might be right, it might be effectively indestructible, robbing them of one of the fee merciless deaths that would be available to them
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I really think we should put somebody on rescuing the people what about Elon musk doesn't he have a submarine that could handle business. I mean he should probably direct the rescue efforts himself
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Why not She's blocking all calls except from the inheritance lawyer, who will tell her "yes you can declare him legally dead now"
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i bet the dude went all gamer rage on his xbox controller and flew straight into the titanic and got stuck
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CLAM DOWN posted:i bet the dude went all gamer rage on his xbox controller and flew straight into the titanic and got stuck Unfortunately The Dead zone on the left stick kind of screwed him
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CLAM DOWN posted:i bet the dude went all gamer rage on his xbox controller and flew straight into the titanic and got stuck button mashing, ending in Brutality
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I went scuba diving once in a very serene location except the sum total of our training was about 10 minutes of rushed explanations before we were under water suckin on oxygen. I was with a cute Australian chick which was the single lifeline making me keep my poo poo together but I was acutely aware of the thing in my face I had to keep breathing through to not die. We got back to shore and apparently my tank was way emptier than the rest which doesn't surprise me. Probably won't do that again. Anyway if I were on that sub I'd have 100% wigged the gently caress out days ago and would have pleaded with the rest to murder me to hasten the end.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:a n added layer of crazy is theres pictures of the billionaire man sitting in the limiting factor with the fella that made that one. So he'd obviously done his homework and seen what a proper one looks like and still decided to get in the toilet tube. So three out of the five people currently either pancaked or slowly suffocating looked at this thing with full knowledge of what the sub specs were versus what they should be and decided to go anyway. Man I almost feel bad for the other two, or at least the teenager who probably didn't think much of it beyond 'this could be a cool tiktok!', just trusting what the supposed experts were saying.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:My fave meme ever needs an update I read today that James Cameron was filming material for a docudrama at the Titanic wreck on 9/11 and learned about the attacks in New York and DC only when the sub returned to the support ship on the surface.
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Buce posted:it’s not a meme, it’s a the onion. jeez, man. Way back i thought their stuff was just fine but at some point they just decided to stop missing.
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Wizard Master posted:Evidence for your claim? counter evidence: you're my favourite poster on this dumb site
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kiimo posted:button mashing, ending in Brutality How do you do a brutality against yourself?
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Bad Purchase posted:if we do manage to regain contact during their final hours of oxygen, we can at least use what limited texting bandwidth there is to send the internet's sickest burns tell the billionaire what his large adult stepson is up to
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