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I'm sorry everyone, I was going to go and get them, but I must have misplaced my second diving boot somewhere.
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Jun 22, 2023 17:17
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:do not scrum. do not scrum. let's take this offline
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Jun 22, 2023 17:18
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:let's take this offline
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Jun 22, 2023 17:19
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Our leadership pushed real hard on getting our product process over to Agile about a year ago, I'm in actuarial product not IT, and then the Agile coach retired mid-way through trying to coach us and so the whole thing was dropped (we're back to ??? now) lmao
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Jun 22, 2023 17:19
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Mr. Lobe posted:Imagine Musk committing to any kind of training regimen. I literally cannot grasp onto the image in my minds eye. It's like trying to conceive of a 4 sided triangle. the fourth side is time
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Jun 22, 2023 17:22
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Mr Hootington posted:The timer thing is very grotesque so's selling tickets to a mass grave for 250k a pop
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Jun 22, 2023 17:29
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19 o'clock posted:Working through recruiters for even mildly technically challenging work sucks because i cannot have a basic conversation about the work itself. I need to ELI5 to the recruiter how I fit he requirements for the job so that I can hopefully get to a real interview to actually talk about the work. then i find out from the actual hiring manager that the recruiter has no idea what the job entails and i am definitely the wrong candidate. this is a huge part of the problem that i empathize with. i can get interviews at a rate of about 75-100 cold applications to one phone screen and 90% don't even send an auto rejection any more. but i can get interviews at all which is better than some people. then even when i get a screen, the recruiters don't understand anything even if they work at an engineering-heavy company, and i absolutely cannot reasonably explain what i worked on without being unbelievably generic to which point it doesn't sound important. then even the hiring managers themselves are awful most of the time. the worst part are the generic questions relating to product work, because "it depends" is objectively the correct answer for all of them and that's not good enough
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Jun 22, 2023 17:32
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cat botherer posted:we can circle back later I don’t have the bandwidth for this
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Jun 22, 2023 17:34
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sonatinas posted:I don’t have the bandwidth for this parking lot
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Jun 22, 2023 17:36
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The Oldest Man posted:so's selling tickets to a mass grave for 250k a pop
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Jun 22, 2023 17:37
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my biggest pet peeve are product titles not meaning anything at all so it's hard to even know if you're a fit for a role depending on what a given company thinks that role should be at some companies you're actually working on defining roadmap and talking to customers. at others you're a glorified scrum master or writing engineering tickets for some godforsaken reason
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Jun 22, 2023 17:38
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The Oldest Man posted:so's selling tickets to a mass grave for 250k a pop Yes and?
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Jun 22, 2023 17:39
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I’m gonna scrum
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Jun 22, 2023 17:40
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Im so glad I don't have to know what any of this loving poo poo is so you're familiar with the idea that people have a boss and the boss says "lets do this" or "lets make that" and the employees do this or make that. normal stuff before the explosion of service or non-productive productivity took over america. what you're looking at is when around 65% of jobs are unnecessary so an almost incomprehensible amount of "process details" are added in to make those jobs feel necessary. triple sulk posted:my biggest pet peeve are product titles not meaning anything at all so it's hard to even know if you're a fit for a role depending on what a given company thinks that role should be Lol i was a "Sales Associate" for years. like i was on the non-partner track for the big box retail store. now i'm an analyst but i don't analyze anything. like i apply more analysis to shitposting nba trades than what i do for money to stay alive. life is too weird man Ammanas has issued a correction as of 17:44 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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Jun 22, 2023 17:41
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The Oldest Man posted:so's selling tickets to a mass grave for 250k a pop What's grotesque about picking your own funeral plot?
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Jun 22, 2023 17:43
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Redgrendel2001 posted:https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1671911960835764226?t=KXaKxEVGbRV0EF3yEyoZXw&s=19 I imagine it’s hard to find something that’s been crushed to the size of a coke can in such a large area. Oh well!
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Jun 22, 2023 17:45
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uninterrupted posted:every time I read BJJ my brains translates it to blowjobjob Ball joint jezebel coming for my cremation
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Jun 22, 2023 17:45
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Father Wendigo posted:What's grotesque about picking your own funeral plot? They aren't making any more land in the sea!!!! buy in before the market explodes!
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Jun 22, 2023 17:45
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Redgrendel2001 posted:https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1671911960835764226?t=KXaKxEVGbRV0EF3yEyoZXw&s=19 i think im gonna watch the kristen stewart movie "UNDERWATER" tonight to celebrate the demise of garbage humans
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Jun 22, 2023 17:46
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also the advice i've seen of "try to reach out directly to the recruiters at places you're interested in" is a load of bullshit they don't answer anything
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Jun 22, 2023 17:46
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triple sulk posted:also the advice i've seen of "try to reach out directly to the recruiters at places you're interested in" is a load of bullshit This is great advice when the economy is hopping but the tech industry has been bracing for recession for more than a year now and most hiring is on indefinite freezes You're only likely to get work through contract jobs and temping at the moment
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Jun 22, 2023 17:51
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triple sulk posted:also the advice i've seen of "try to reach out directly to the recruiters at places you're interested in" is a load of bullshit I want a reality show where we have boomers try and get a job with their own lovely advice, then filming their inevitable breakdown when trying to walk in to talk to the hiring manager with their paper resume doesn't work
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Jun 22, 2023 17:51
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triple sulk posted:this is a huge part of the problem that i empathize with. i can get interviews at a rate of about 75-100 cold applications to one phone screen and 90% don't even send an auto rejection any more. but i can get interviews at all which is better than some people. So just lie and say you did exciting things? Or just repeat phrases from the job listing. Don't listen to me I have worked at the same place for 12 years and don't get callbacks for the smattering of things I am qualified for that pay more than my job now.
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Jun 22, 2023 17:52
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Beached Whale posted:I want a reality show where we have boomers try and get a job with their own lovely advice, then filming their inevitable breakdown when trying to walk in to talk to the hiring manager with their paper resume doesn't work my wife's uncle straight up just drifted across the eastern US after college, working odd construction jobs, until he settled in Ithaca NY and got a job in administration at Cornell. They straight up just do not understand how easy they had it.
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Jun 22, 2023 17:54
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Engorged Pedipalps posted:This is great advice when the economy is hopping but the tech industry has been bracing for recession for more than a year now and most hiring is on indefinite freezes i don't even know how the gently caress i'd get a contract job at this point. even that seems hard.
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Jun 22, 2023 17:58
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triple sulk posted:i don't even know how the gently caress i'd get a contract job at this point. even that seems hard. yeah it owns. chuckling to myself like an old coal miner being told I just need to learn to code
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Jun 22, 2023 18:00
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triple sulk posted:i don't even know how the gently caress i'd get a contract job at this point. even that seems hard. Lower your standards a lot and start looking for jobs that pay about a fifth of what you were making assuming you are a software engineer or it manager Those 60k/yr jobs might look like garbage to you but it's what the rest of the industry is making and is probably going to be the new normal for programmers when the dust settles anyway Engorged Pedipalps has issued a correction as of 18:03 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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Jun 22, 2023 18:00
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Acelerion posted:I used to design/qualify equipment for 3000m operation and the kind of dramatic hull failure you think about is pretty rare. Its far more likely that O-rings or other seals and feedthroughs were wrong sized / fatigued / or snagged a lip and cut during installation. These kinds of failures can start as small leaks that quickly become a 5000psi pressure washer blast and may actually just slowly fill the tube with freezing water. What Im saying is that its very likely these people knew they hosed up. how does 17 3/8 inch bolts sound instead
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Jun 22, 2023 18:12
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https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1671917200242794497?t=efuFtDo_ouJi8AQ-N5l5gg&s=19
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Jun 22, 2023 18:12
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:I’m gonna scrum do not scrum do not scrum
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Jun 22, 2023 18:13
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1671917200242794497?t=efuFtDo_ouJi8AQ-N5l5gg&s=19 Whoops! no penalty
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Jun 22, 2023 18:13
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1671917200242794497?t=efuFtDo_ouJi8AQ-N5l5gg&s=19 just a lil whoopsie
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Jun 22, 2023 18:14
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1671917200242794497?t=efuFtDo_ouJi8AQ-N5l5gg&s=19 The largest u.s. financial firm and it doesn't have records redundancy? Weird!
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Jun 22, 2023 18:23
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mods, please filter "jamie dimon" to "jamie demon," tia.
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Jun 22, 2023 18:24
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Justin Tyme posted:I wouldn't be surprised if BAH in the PNW is below the going rate for the area given inflation. Isn't BAH capped? it’s set on a per year basis. I worked on part of the rate setting activity from 2006-2009 and while I don’t know what the process looks like today, to provide input for the annual survey that drives the rates took 25-50% (despite being identified as a collateral duty) of my time to actually do it correctly and get a large enough sample size of rentals across all the mandated anchor points, while also learning how to use ArcGIS to set up exclusion zones. I don’t think it’s capped beyond whatever the set point is, but it’s definitely a focal point with HASC/SASC and the various service chiefs because as has been correctly surmised here not sheltering your military leads to suboptimal outcomes that said there’s a lot of moralization attached to the process and item generally so you get wildly different qualities of outcomes between services this hotel in particular looks like it might one of the public-private venture or NAF operations which are both festering shitheap a that serve to funnel public funding into questionable things, though to a much smaller magnitude than all the weapons and service contracting
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Jun 22, 2023 18:27
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Im so glad I don't have to know what any of this loving poo poo is It's actually from the spin off manga but that wasn't released outside of japan.
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Jun 22, 2023 18:28
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1671917200242794497?t=efuFtDo_ouJi8AQ-N5l5gg&s=19 one weird trick regulators hate!
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Jun 22, 2023 18:44
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Engorged Pedipalps posted:Lower your standards a lot and start looking for jobs that pay about a fifth of what you were making assuming you are a software engineer or it manager i'd be ok with around 75k or so if push came to shove but those wages just don't really seem to exist from the postings i see loving recruiters and hiring managers won't even answer me in linkedin despite supposedly trying to hire!
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Jun 22, 2023 18:47
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Engorged Pedipalps posted:Lower your standards a lot and start looking for jobs that pay about a fifth of what you were making assuming you are a software engineer or it manager A friend is a SRE who got laid off and was just griping about how he got an offer but it was 50% less than he was making and it took every fiber of my being to not tell him to cry some more
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Jun 22, 2023 18:54
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Hmmm... proletarianizing computer touchers and soldiers is an interesting choice. I suppose it does make more money this quarter though.
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