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he got pushed down a flight of stairs and ended up in the hospital lol
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Jun 22, 2023 21:15
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:It might be closer to this fight were Dave Bautista fought a tomato can whose pants fell down like King Hippo, except they'll gas out much faster: lol what in the gently caress where did they get that guy, the audience?
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Jun 22, 2023 21:18
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All I want from this fight is at least 1 girlish scream from either competitor when they're at a disadvantage.
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Jun 22, 2023 21:18
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Spergin Morlock posted:he got pushed down a flight of stairs and ended up in the hospital lol that counts. imagine all the fight data he gained from that
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Jun 22, 2023 21:18
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lol that he thinks of grimes as an opponent
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Jun 22, 2023 21:19
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if zuck has actually been doing even the remotest bit of BJJ or whatever he'll trounce musk unless its a boxing only fight. a billionaire wanting to pretend they are Paul Atreides and spending their insane amounts of free time training a martial art is not really a surprises to me since it lets them have their ubermench fantasy.
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Jun 22, 2023 21:21
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Spergin Morlock posted:lol that he thinks of grimes as an opponent 
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Jun 22, 2023 21:24
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Zuck has that android strength
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Jun 22, 2023 21:24
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elon can just download kung fu into his brain chip
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Jun 22, 2023 21:26
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sharknado slashfic posted:Zuck has that android strength 
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Jun 22, 2023 21:27
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If they actually did it Musk would hire some high level trainer and be at nearly the same skill level as zuck but have 100lbs on him Pains me to say but I'd have to put money on Musk
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Jun 22, 2023 21:27
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Musk is just going to try to rapid punch Zuck, imagining he's in Dragon Ball Z until he pulls an arm and Zuck just coils around him and eats him like a snake.
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Jun 22, 2023 21:28
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Zuck should hire Elon's dad to be his corner man
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Jun 22, 2023 21:29
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musk is 6 2 gently caress he probably only outweighs him by 80 or so pounds
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Jun 22, 2023 21:31
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he doesn't even have the touchscreen toaster smh
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Jun 22, 2023 21:32
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how does he know what the toast will look like ??
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Jun 22, 2023 21:32
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euphronius posted:musk is 6 2 gently caress reach and height advantage. he would dominate zuckerberg easily
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Jun 22, 2023 21:32
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Jaxyon posted:If they actually did it Musk would hire some high level trainer and be at nearly the same skill level as zuck but have 100lbs on him There is 0 chance Elon has the discipline to do any actual training which is why he's not going to do it
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Jun 22, 2023 21:34
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:he doesn't even have the touchscreen toaster smh That's not a house, that's a set that he made and also the counters are intentionally at a really weird height to make him look much taller than he is
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Jun 22, 2023 21:36
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maybe it can be setup so that we can all fight elon on the meta VR stuff?
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Jun 22, 2023 21:37
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RealityWarCriminal posted:Zuck is giving up like 150 pounds to elon. his 3 stripe white belt rear end is going to get pasted. You mean this human specimen with unparalleld grace, poise and body coordination would win a fight against anything but maybe a toddler? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZucUZZkIQw0
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Jun 22, 2023 21:43
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mark zuckerberg is good now and hes going to win. musk will die BADLY. did you know zucc made a whole hospital ??
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Jun 22, 2023 21:46
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Elon Musk is about to make you his bitch
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Jun 22, 2023 21:50
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whoever loses we win
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Jun 22, 2023 21:53
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Really impressed with how stupid everything is. Just magnificent.
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Jun 22, 2023 21:57
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Feels Villeneuve posted:reach and height advantage. he would dominate zuckerberg easily I'm 6'2" Greg. could you dominate me?
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Jun 22, 2023 21:59
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graventy posted:whoever loses we win Worst thing out of Zuck winning will be libs trying to present him as the more reasonable billionaire back when 'things are better', in their eyes. Musk winning will fuel his ego further and will lead to more funny poo poo.
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Jun 22, 2023 21:59
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musk would absolutely over medicate before the fight and drool all over the place very disrespectfully
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Jun 22, 2023 22:17
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yeah I train at the blowjob gym
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Jun 22, 2023 22:21
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i hope it goes down like ali vs frasier iii
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Jun 22, 2023 22:22
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Jaxyon posted:If they actually did it Musk would hire some high level trainer and be at nearly the same skill level as zuck but have 100lbs on him yeah, elon musk loves working hard and taking advice from other people
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Jun 22, 2023 22:33
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Elon Musk already has a hosed up back by trying to wrestle a sumo wrestler at his birthday.
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Jun 22, 2023 22:43
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mdemone posted:I'm 6'2" Greg. could you dominate me? Is this a request
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Jun 22, 2023 22:44
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Jaxyon posted:If they actually did it Musk would hire some high level trainer and be at nearly the same skill level as zuck but have 100lbs on him he would train for one (1) day, simultaneously decide it's too hard and he's now a chiseled fighting machine, and go right back to posting
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Jun 22, 2023 22:51
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mcbexx posted:You mean this human specimen with unparalleld grace, poise and body coordination would win a fight against anything but maybe a toddler? please, he could also plausibly beat up the extremely elderly
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Jun 22, 2023 22:52
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punished milkman posted:mark zuckerberg is good now and hes going to win. musk will die BADLY. did you know zucc made a whole hospital ?? remember the time he tried to displace hundreds of low-income Hawaiians so he could build himself a plantation
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Jun 22, 2023 23:00
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posters itt talking mad poo poo about a guy who just unexpectedly saved 5 innocent mini submarine enjoyers
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Jun 22, 2023 23:00
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this is a pretty good comparison between the cameron sub and the smashed sub but none of the twitter bots that save threads work anymore lol https://twitter.com/LadyDoctorSays/status/1671700989429297152?s=20
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Jun 22, 2023 23:03
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Al! posted:i hope it goes down like ali vs frasier iii Niles, this is your worst idea yet!
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Jun 22, 2023 23:32
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Filthy Hans posted:remember the time he tried to displace hundreds of low-income Hawaiians so he could build himself a plantation yeah but everybody is trying to do that, you can't fault him for it. meta ftw
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Jun 22, 2023 23:47
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