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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
If you define work as the energy transferred to or from an object via the application of force along a displacement, they might be the only billionaires to genuinely do 20,000 times as much work as the average human, for about 11 milliseconds.

e: Assuming ideal gas laws, and an external pressure of 64 atmospheres, the temperature in that submersible would have peaked at about 1200 Celsius during the implosion due to the Diesel effect.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Jun 23, 2023

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

History Comes Inside! posted:

lol what loving frontier of knowledge were they pushing except arguably “turns out the chief fuckwit on this job didn’t know best after all”

Explorers in the further regions of experience.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


I once lived in a house in university with a furry and he was by far the weirdest housemate I've ever had. He would play second life and making all manners of weird noises at night, and occasionally during the day march around the backyard holding a union jack with a paw print on it. We even found his blog one day where we discovered he had burned down his family home one time because his fursona was a dragon or something. He also would draw dragon porn and post it online. That's the extent of my furry experience.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you're going to draw dragon porn you might as well post it online.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Technically that guy was a Scalie.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

qhat posted:

I once lived in a house in university with a furry and he was by far the weirdest housemate I've ever had. He would play second life and making all manners of weird noises at night, and occasionally during the day march around the backyard holding a union jack with a paw print on it. We even found his blog one day where we discovered he had burned down his family home one time because his fursona was a dragon or something. He also would draw dragon porn and post it online. That's the extent of my furry experience.

Buy Camrath's fudge, expand your horizons.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

OwlFancier posted:

I think my politics

We have collectively past the peak of giving a poo poo about our 'betters'.
Centuries of accumulated being told to respect and honor your 'betters', only to find out they are all corrupt, secret nonces, self serving, nepotists, or all of the above, all while keeping you down and poor.
Darwin awarding yourself using a method that none of the rest of us could afford in a life time, gently caress thats our duty to piss take now.
Because we don't have anything much left.

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

History Comes Inside! posted:

turns out the chief fuckwit on this job didn’t know best after all

And how many billionaires have you lured to the bottom of the ocean this week?

:colbert:

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




OceanGate's long term plan was to explore for new oil drilling, which I genuinely consider worse than being a nazi (ovbiously not the ones who drilled for oil before they knew they were killing the planet), and I hope one day we will see "crimes against the planet" have its own nuremburg trials. The billionaires could have been the most anomalous, miraculously ethical billionaires ever to have existed, but their death has still made the world a better place. The son would have inherited billions from his dad, I have no sympathy for him either. If you set up your wealth like a royal lineage, you can't complain that you make your kids a target when you do that, that's the game as you defined and played it.

Brendan Rodgers fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jun 23, 2023

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

“rear end in a top hat’s hubris leads to their own downfall” is one of the oldest human stories, no poo poo I’m going to point and laugh

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i mean going down the mariana trench is exploration

going down to the world's best known shipwreck for a nosey is tourism

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

The UK had a wages and prices freeze too for a while 80s IIRC and lasted about 3 months. There was also a fixed pay rise of £250 at some point so everyone got that (fairer than % rise IMHO which just increase disparity between lower and higher income folk).

I'm in a cafe in Bangor (North Wales) seems a slightly odd place for an international university based on my 20mins acquaintance with the place. Did anyone ITT come here for uni?

I did about 20 years ago, and I still live sort-of nearby. I occasionally have to go there due to work, and the town centre seems a little more hollowed out each time.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Brendan Rodgers posted:

OceanGate's long term plan was to explore for new oil drilling, which I genuinely consider worse than being a nazi (ovbiously not the ones who drilled for oil before they knew they were killing the planet), and I hope one day we will see "crimes against the planet" have its own nuremburg trials. The billionaires could have been the most anomalous, miraculously ethical billionaires ever to have existed, but their death has still made the world a better place. The son would have inherited billions from his dad, I have no sympathy for him either. If you set up your wealth like a royal lineage, you can't complain that you make your kids a target when you do that, that's the game as you defined and played it.

I agree with how bad these people are... but them dying doesn't really solve anything. It just passes their wealth down onto some other piece of poo poo. Like you say about their wealth passing like a royal lineage...

Like, if literally every billionaire died tomorrow from some kind of freak event, then aside from that being a very strange thing to have happened, nothing would actually change in the world, because their wealth would just get passed down to the next member of their dynasty, and we still will have approximately the same number of billionaires and ultra-rich people, who will start/continue to pervert the direction of society, business and politics to their own ends.

It wouldn't be a case of "Oh, all the billionaires are dead, we can get on with building a socialist utopia now!", it'd be "Yeah, I'm wearing the boot now, motherfuckers".

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
If every billionaire died simultaneously, it would probably make their inheritors a bit nervous

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Marxistly, what you would need is something that intrinsically connects being a billionaire with dying instantly, that would be a material condition.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

OwlFancier posted:

Marxistly, what you would need is something that intrinsically connects being a billionaire with dying instantly, that would be a material condition.
Battle Royale-style explosive collars for everyone, triggered to go off once you bank balance hits a certain amount.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

No lie I have actually thought about "what if someone made a von neumann robot except it just kills billionaires" as being the most likely eventual resolution to the problem.

Like sure eventually it will experience value drift and kill everybody but in the interim it would be cool!

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

OwlFancier posted:

Marxistly, what you would need is something that intrinsically connects being a billionaire with dying instantly, that would be a material condition.


The crime iss wealth

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Tiny, commercially available drones that can be made and deployed anywhere. Come out in public and get knife-missiled motherfucker. Probably not great for society as a whole though

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

OwlFancier posted:

No lie I have actually thought about "what if someone made a von neumann robot except it just kills billionaires" as being the most likely eventual resolution to the problem.

Like sure eventually it will experience value drift and kill everybody but in the interim it would be cool!

Governments falling over themselves to re-denominate currencies so nobody technically ever has a billion

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Microplastics posted:

Governments falling over themselves to re-denominate currencies so nobody technically ever has a billion

Stack-rank everyone on the planet and eliminate the wealthiest decile every year. Bezos hoist by his own petard

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



You'll just get that thing from Hitchhiker's Guide where the ultrabillionaire is spending a year dead for tax reasons.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Spending all subsequent years dead for tax reasons (the tax was death)

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

So strap yourself in as Britain’s laughable media discovers what Furries are about a decade too late.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
If anyone here is watching Glasto and wants to take accountability and apologise for the existence of Royal Blood (the band), I'm willing to meet you half way and apologise for Westlife.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Aren’t they the cunts who made the news recently for having a go at a crowd that wasn’t cheering them on enough or something

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

History Comes Inside! posted:

Aren’t they the cunts who made the news recently for having a go at a crowd that wasn’t cheering them on enough or something

Yes, and then decided to double-down in the media afterwards. Dipshits.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

History Comes Inside! posted:

Aren’t they the cunts who made the news recently for having a go at a crowd that wasn’t cheering them on enough or something

Yeah, but I don't want people to think I'm slagging them just because they're posh twats - their music is also loving basura.

Sounds like poo poo I played when I was 12 and trying to understand what a riff is

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
I really like their music but watching an egotistical arsehole dynamite his own career is never not funny

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I would rather die than apologize for Jedward.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

happyhippy posted:

I would rather die than apologize for Jedward.

gently caress no. If anything we should all apologize TO them for ever doubting their place in the revolutionary vanguard.

Lipstick still goes harder than 99% of Eurovision songs

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

3 way Brendan combo

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

smellmycheese posted:

So strap yourself in as Britain’s laughable media discovers what Furries are about a decade too late.

I'm sorry to tell you this but it would be two decades too late

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Microplastics posted:

I'm sorry to tell you this but it would be two decades too late

Try three decades :colbert:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fury_of_the_Furries

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-66003650

quote:

Stormont budget: Street lights switch-off among cost-saving plans

"It is estimated that the earliest date a complete switch off could be introduced would be the end of December 2023, which would allow savings in energy payments of approximately £4.5m at current prices up until the end of March 2024," the document said.

"This would allow actual savings of £3.1m this year after the cost of implementing the switch off is deducted.

...

The department said that external contractors would have to be employed at a cost of £1.4m to prepare for a complete switch-off.


loool

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
jesus christ

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
How do I get a job as a switching the lights off consultant

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


looks at the U.K.

“that aught to do it”

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Let’s face it, the country was never that bright anyway

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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Prods next winter gazing wistfully at the south glowing gently in the winter snows…

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