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das hipster
Mar 7, 2005


Mozi posted:

as a twink, i feel as if i would be very safe in bear country


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CtiEpIDNsE

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://giant.gfycat.com/CrazyWealthyApatosaur.mp4

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Scratch Monkey posted:

Is the bird gonna be ok?

No shoes, OP, it's as good as dead.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Blue Moonlight posted:

There’s no big red circle around what I’m supposed to be paying attention to!

:regd08:

https://i.imgur.com/za8YiaA.mp4

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013




Ahhh the autofocus is the icing on the cake. Now I can really pay attention to what's important. The red circle

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person


I couldn't focus on the video with all the foreskin waving around.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rwvnkgNivg1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rwvo1mTGW21r0uzl6.mp4

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Jun 26, 2023

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

So, uh, how do you close them for next time

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!

ekuNNN posted:

sound on
:golfclap:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Needs a bloody handprint

Spiteski
Aug 27, 2013



Jump in to the water and grab the beam, duh

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

mobby_6kl posted:

Probably not exactly occupational but this thread will have to do

https://i.imgur.com/Iy5AWek.mp4

He sighed as he pulled out his shoving hands

geonetix
Mar 6, 2011


haveblue posted:

So, uh, how do you close them for next time

very carefully

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

:five:

I haven’t laughed this hard at something in a long while.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rwvoryvoTF1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rwvoodA5Yn1r0uzl6.mp4

Benoit
Jun 26, 2006

FLY NAVY

RIP Country Mac

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

At one point it seems that they used the horn so much it stopped working. Also I like the remote so the backseat guy can blast an extra siren at the people not giving a single gently caress about getting out of the way.

I am pretty sure thats a green light changer.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Winklebottom posted:

there's a scientific paper with some extremely gnarly injury photos from people climbing into the panda enclosure at the Beijing zoo. Turns out chewing on bamboo all day gives you hella jaw muscles.

VERY :nms::nws: Three cases of giant panda attack on human at Beijing zoo :nws::nms:

Those people were not expecting to have to fight a panda, they were probably just trying to get all snuggled up close and assuming that the panda would never fight back.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

SAY YOHO posted:

I'm sure there is a more specific thread, but I will ask here. When there are multiple engines at the front of a train is that because the are run at the same time to pull heavy loads? that they are just moving engines from one place to another? or using them to increase range, and the controls are coupled.

There is a locomotive insanity thread in AI: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3394711&perpage=40&pagenumber=173#pti6

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


FlapYoJacks posted:

Lol it’s a black bear. If that was a grizzly he would have been a snack.

If it was a completely different animal, his situation would be different! Thanks for the insight

haveblue posted:

So, uh, how do you close them for next time

It takes a bunch of cranes and you have to wait until flows are much lower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZkoxmMBYPU&t=189s

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
This is 100% that grunt letting his buddy try his over-powered, over-leveraged new bike. Take the Motorcycle Safety Foundation's course. They'll teach you poo poo, and you get a break on your insurance if you show them you passed.
Also :lol: at that shoe.
:golfclap:

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Finders keepers rights?

fullerene
Apr 29, 2022

Fumble posted:

Finders keepers rights?

I have a pintle hitch in the storage in the back of my landcruiser and I would be sorely tempted

ledge
Jun 10, 2003

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

If it was a completely different animal, his situation would be different! Thanks for the insight

They're not completely different animals, they're both bears for starters.

A completely different animal would be an invertebrate.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

ledge posted:

They're not completely different animals, they're both bears for starters.

A completely different animal would be an invertebrate.

Like a water bear?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Pretty sure any animal that weighs 300 pounds can gently caress you up regardless of disposition or body features

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



haveblue posted:

Pretty sure any animal that weighs 300 pounds can gently caress you up regardless of disposition or body features

Totally, if I felt like it

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Lot of videos lately of people completely underestimating the combo of high winds and tents.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

haveblue posted:

Pretty sure any animal that weighs 300 pounds can gently caress you up regardless of disposition or body features

imagining a 1.75 ton sea cucumber. like something out of a B-movie, it has no reason to exist except to be weirdly large and out of place.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Same

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Motherfuckers out here making janky rear end powerswords.

There's something incredibly off-putting about the people in this video. I don't even know what it is, but everyone in this video is like someone dragging their nails down my soul.

They’re Canadian.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

silentsnack posted:

imagining a 1.75 ton sea cucumber. like something out of a B-movie, it has no reason to exist except to be weirdly large and out of place.

a 1.75 ton sea cucumber implies the existence of a gigantic fish that hides in its rear end in a top hat

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Non Compos Mentis posted:

a 1.75-ton sea cucumber implies the existence of a gigantic fish that hides in its rear end in a top hat

Go on...

Hexigrammus
May 22, 2006

Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

silentsnack posted:

imagining a 1.75 ton sea cucumber. like something out of a B-movie, it has no reason to exist except to be weirdly large and out of place.

A sea cucumber's primary means of defense is sucking up a bunch of water so it gets fat and stiff, then literally barfing/ejaculating its guts out. This imagery is getting weird...

I'm invoking Rule 34 on this one.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/blogs/creatura-blog/2014/08/pearlfish-lives-in-sea-cucumber-anus/

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020





deoju posted:

This is 100% that grunt letting his buddy try his over-powered, over-leveraged new bike. Take the Motorcycle Safety Foundation's course. They'll teach you poo poo, and you get a break on your insurance if you show them you passed.
Also :lol: at that shoe.

:golfclap:


Nah, that would've happened with any bike.

The fool just completely forgot that one magic trick of squeezing both levers to stop. Truly magic.

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

Hexigrammus posted:

A sea cucumber's primary means of defense is sucking up a bunch of water so it gets fat and stiff, then literally barfing/ejaculating its guts out. This imagery is getting weird...

I'm invoking Rule 34 on this one.

I am currently eating very tiny cucumbers and you made it needlessly difficult just now

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Hexigrammus posted:

A sea cucumber's primary means of defense is sucking up a bunch of water so it gets fat and stiff, then literally barfing/ejaculating its guts out. This imagery is getting weird...

I'm invoking Rule 34 on this one.

So like hitting someone with a sack of pennies but the sack is your organs

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Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Sound on for the laugh at the end.

https://i.imgur.com/yFXWs5b.mp4

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