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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

matti posted:

baden-baden is not a real place
the place so nice they named it twice!

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VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

matti posted:



Bildinhalt: Spaghettieis Aufnahmeort: Eiscafé Capri in Baden-Baden, Deutschland

i think they just make this stuff up

as a joke

baden-baden is not a real place

It is funnier in German.

This is also a very good photo by the standards of wikipedia images of German food.

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
GenX has been shown to affect the immune system by suppressing the ability of white blood cells to destroy pathogens.[25]

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Singular Pleasures by Harry Mathews describes 61 different scenes, each told in a different style (generally poetic, elaborate, or circumlocutory) in which 61 different people (all of different ages, nationalities, and walks of life) masturbate.

aka yospos:the novel

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
In 2014, Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage was ranked #9 in the "10 Most Influential Punk Records of Arizona".[5]

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
it's true, nobody understands meter

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Tunicate
May 15, 2012

The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo'noS, is a translation of William Shakespeare's Hamlet into Klingon

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Modern pig casting machines produce stick pigs, which break into smaller 4–10 kg piglets at discharge.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Garbo has been credited with popularizing the "slouchy hat".[127]

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
Immature males will form schools that may exceed 100 individuals. These schools roam around, leaving a trail of destruction as they feed on insect larvae, crustaceans, and juvenile cichlids.[4]

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Although Frederick Lorz was greeted at the finish line as the apparent winner, he was later disqualified as he had hitched a ride in a car for part of the race. The actual winner, Thomas Hicks, was near collapse and hallucinating by the end of the race, a side effect of being administered brandy, raw eggs, and strychnine by his trainers. The fourth-place finisher, Andarín Carvajal, took a nap during the race after eating spoiled apples.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

that whole article is a treat:

quote:

The South African entrants, Len Taunyane and Jan Mashiani, finished ninth and twelfth, respectively; this was a disappointment, as many observers were sure Taunyane could have done better if he had not been chased nearly a mile off course by wild dogs.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

Kazinsal posted:

The actual winner, Thomas Hicks, was near collapse and hallucinating by the end of the race, a side effect of being administered brandy, raw eggs, and strychnine by his trainers.

lol at taking a poison that can kill you at like 100mg to put you on the verge of muscular convulsions so it's easier to keep moving even when you're dead tired. it's literally what one of the cyberware implant that boosts reflexes and movements does in shadowrun and it's one of those with the biggest side-effects. they were pretty hardcore back then

i think they should probably go back to that; you're allowed to take all the performance boosting drugs you want as long as it's all insanely dangerous stuff

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Association Internationale pour le Développement de l'Apnée (AIDA) (English: International Association for the Development of Apnea) is a worldwide rule- and record-keeping body for competitive breath holding events, also known as freediving.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Sweevo posted:

that whole article is a treat:

Lol, yes. Rotten apple guy's story deepens:

quote:

After losing all of his money gambling in New Orleans, Louisiana, he hitchhiked to St. Louis and had to run the event in street clothes that he cut around the legs to make them into shorts. Not having eaten in 40 hours, he saw a spectator eating 2 peaches. He asked if he could have the peaches, and the spectator declined. He then stole both peaches and ran away. Later, he stopped off in an orchard en route to eat some apples, which turned out to be rotten.[6]

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lmao that marathon article is great

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

the jon bois video on it is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4AhABManTw

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004


an absolute classic, worth watching

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





I feel like it would make more sense if this thread was called "post wikipedia without context"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



This was the first and only time in Olympic history when animals were killed on purpose.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/1674813732260655106

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
How do I print that pdf?

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Paladinus posted:

How do I print that pdf?

by accident, on the company printer

Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020

Paladinus posted:

How do I print that pdf?

I used to know how to do a sequential print so I could print out huge, wall sized posters at the library. Idk how to do it anymore

e: what I'm saying is, go to the library and print a country

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Objection! Because pdf image compression was turing complete, it is entirely possible to print a larger pdf by simply reprogramming the computer reading it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

4lokos basilisk posted:

on the company printer on your last day of work

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

Tunicate posted:

Objection! Because pdf image compression was turing complete, it is entirely possible to print a larger pdf by simply reprogramming the computer reading it.

get some demoscene guy to convert your pdf to 3kb of postscript code and shove that directly into the printer

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



An improperly managed human defecation resulted in a tomato plant taking root, which was also destroyed.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The gun-powered mouse trap proved inferior to spring-powered mousetraps descending from William C. Hooker's 1894 patent. However, the 1882 patent has continued to draw interest–including efforts to reconstruct a version of it–due to its unconventional design.[3]

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
In real life, he never used profanity, did not hate Karloff, owned no small dogs, nor did he sleep in a coffin.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i'll take it

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
To give themselves courage, the soldiers placed the infant lord in a basket which they hung from a large oak tree overlooking the battlefield. While his men were in dire straits, the little duke rose up in the basket, and from his perch, urinated onto the troops of the Berthouts, who eventually lost the battle.[6]

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Despite his good fortune, his relationship with his family suffered. He frequently told visitors that his wife (who was actually alive) had died, and that the woman frequenting the building was simply her ghost.[2]

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Captain Hygiene posted:

Despite his good fortune, his relationship with his family suffered. He frequently told visitors that his wife (who was actually alive) had died, and that the woman frequenting the building was simply her ghost.[2]

This isn't even close to the best detail about this guys life.

"At the end of the American Revolutionary War, he purchased large amounts of depreciated Continental currency that was worthless at the time.[4] At the war's end, the U.S. government made good on its notes at one percent of face value, while Massachusetts paid its own notes at par.[4] His investment enabled him to amass a considerable profit."

"Eventually however, the Malden local government would bestow upon Dexter the position of the official informer of deer, despite the fact that, at the time, there were not any deer in Malden."

"Because he was largely uneducated, his business sense was considered peculiar. He was advised to send bed warmers—used to heat beds in the cold New England winters—for resale in the West Indies, a tropical area. This advice was a deliberate ploy by rivals to bankrupt him. His ship's captain sold them as ladles to the local molasses industry and made a handsome profit.[5] Next, Dexter sent wool mittens to the same place, where Asian merchants bought them for export to Siberia.[2]

People jokingly told him to "ship coal to Newcastle". Fortuitously, he did so during a Newcastle miners' strike, and his cargo was sold at a premium.[6][7] On another occasion, practical jokers told him he could make money by shipping gloves to the South Sea Islands. His ships arrived there in time to sell the gloves to Portuguese boats on their way to China.[6]

He exported Bibles to the East Indies and stray cats to Caribbean islands and again made a profit; Eastern missionaries were in need of the Bibles and the Caribbean welcomed a solution to rat infestation.[2] He also hoarded whalebones by mistake, but ended up selling them profitably as corset stays."

"At age 50, Dexter authored the book A Pickle for the Knowing Ones,[a] in which he complained about politicians, the clergy, and his wife. The book contains 8,847 words and 33,864 letters, but without any punctuation and with unorthodox spelling and capitalization."

"In the second edition, Dexter responded to complaints about the book's lack of punctuation by adding an extra page of 11 lines of punctuation marks with the instruction that printers and readers could insert them wherever needed—or, in his words, "thay may peper and solt it as they plese".

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Jabberlock posted:

This isn't even close to the best detail about this guys life.

"At the end of the American Revolutionary War, he purchased large amounts of depreciated Continental currency that was worthless at the time.[4] At the war's end, the U.S. government made good on its notes at one percent of face value, while Massachusetts paid its own notes at par.[4] His investment enabled him to amass a considerable profit."

"Eventually however, the Malden local government would bestow upon Dexter the position of the official informer of deer, despite the fact that, at the time, there were not any deer in Malden."

"Because he was largely uneducated, his business sense was considered peculiar. He was advised to send bed warmers—used to heat beds in the cold New England winters—for resale in the West Indies, a tropical area. This advice was a deliberate ploy by rivals to bankrupt him. His ship's captain sold them as ladles to the local molasses industry and made a handsome profit.[5] Next, Dexter sent wool mittens to the same place, where Asian merchants bought them for export to Siberia.[2]

People jokingly told him to "ship coal to Newcastle". Fortuitously, he did so during a Newcastle miners' strike, and his cargo was sold at a premium.[6][7] On another occasion, practical jokers told him he could make money by shipping gloves to the South Sea Islands. His ships arrived there in time to sell the gloves to Portuguese boats on their way to China.[6]

He exported Bibles to the East Indies and stray cats to Caribbean islands and again made a profit; Eastern missionaries were in need of the Bibles and the Caribbean welcomed a solution to rat infestation.[2] He also hoarded whalebones by mistake, but ended up selling them profitably as corset stays."

"At age 50, Dexter authored the book A Pickle for the Knowing Ones,[a] in which he complained about politicians, the clergy, and his wife. The book contains 8,847 words and 33,864 letters, but without any punctuation and with unorthodox spelling and capitalization."

"In the second edition, Dexter responded to complaints about the book's lack of punctuation by adding an extra page of 11 lines of punctuation marks with the instruction that printers and readers could insert them wherever needed—or, in his words, "thay may peper and solt it as they plese".

this guy absolutely won at life.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yep, reading that was one of the biggest "how have I never heard of this guy before right now" moments :patriot:

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Better lucky than good.

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