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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

YeahTubaMike posted:

There was only one Chinese place in my old neighborhood, and they didn't have delivery, and they had the best broccoli & tofu ever, but I had to stop going because I saw giant cellar spiders in all the corners on multiple days in a row that I went there.

You should see the roaches

# ? Jun 28, 2023 18:28

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 05:35

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

most of my chinese food consumption is trader joes chow mein and orange chicken that i fancy up with more veggies and some addition of various combos of soy/black vinegar/oyster/sesame sauces.

# ? Jun 28, 2023 18:30

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Chinatown posted:

most of my chinese food consumption is trader joes chow mein and orange chicken that i fancy up with more veggies and some addition of various combos of soy/black vinegar/oyster/sesame sauces.

Same

# ? Jun 28, 2023 18:33

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

those spiders were keeping the food safe from pests

the verdict on this general tso's tofu is that it's pretty good, but still the same kind of rubbery/mushy style cubes that most other places here do. the sauce has very strong garlic and citrus flavor, and it's not super sweet. big fan. however, not as good as the never open place. probably ranks #2 for me now and i'm glad i tried it.

# ? Jun 28, 2023 18:36

zone: Dec 6, 2016

My go to Chinese place does a really heavenly chicken in plum sauce dish which I like accompanying with fried rice. Bit expensive but worth every penny.

# ? Jun 28, 2023 18:46

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I miss the old school boxes that Chinese food used to come in. Everyone uses plastic tubs now

# ? Jun 28, 2023 18:47

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I miss the old school boxes that Chinese food used to come in. Everyone uses plastic tubs now

I still get packed cubes of white rice in them sometimes
Then I toss that doodoo rear end poo poo out
Rice sucks rear end

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:00

Cousin Todd: Jul 3, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I would kill for a roast duck right about now. None of the local Chinese places do it anymore because nobody ordered it, but drat the one time I tried it really stuck with me.

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:00

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Smugworth posted:

I still get packed cubes of white rice in them sometimes
Then I toss that doodoo rear end poo poo out
Rice sucks rear end

wtf

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:02

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Smugworth posted:

I still get packed cubes of white rice in them sometimes
Then I toss that doodoo rear end poo poo out
Rice sucks rear end

rice w egg much? have you compwltely lost your goddamn mind?

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:03

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

rice w egg much? have you compwltely lost your goddamn mind?

Fried rice is acceptable I'll admit
And maybe a seasoned basmati with curry
But gently caress white rice

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:04

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Many bad smugpinions coming to light

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:04

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Smugworth posted:

I still get packed cubes of white rice in them sometimes
Then I toss that doodoo rear end poo poo out
Rice sucks rear end

insanely fail post

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:04

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Wild rice, a Minnesota favorite, is acceptable as well

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:05

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Many bad smugpinions coming to light

He cannot be trusted

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:05

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Furiously preparing a SAD thread demanding Smugworth�s removal from the IK ranks

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:06

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

I'm the only one courageous enough to say what the silent lurker majority is thinking
I am the voice of the lurkers, and we fuckin hate plain white rice

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:06

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

Smugworth posted:

Fried rice is acceptable I'll admit
And maybe a seasoned basmati with curry
But gently caress white rice

try putting that white rice in your bean burrito, or top it with bean chili

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:06

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Sweet & sour chicken should come with vegetable fried rice by default, with white rice it's so bland & gross

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:07

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

try putting that white rice in your bean burrito, or top it with bean chili

Rice in burritos

Peggy Edson posted:

insanely fail post

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:07

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

YeahTubaMike posted:

Sweet & sour chicken should come with vegetable fried rice by default, with white rice it's so bland & gross

Although imma go ahead and request general Tso's instead of sweet and sour

# ? Jun 28, 2023 19:09

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

just remembered the prison guy stories and how it completely vanished from the collective goon consciousness the instant the op took off the mask :lol: