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smellmycheese posted:Meanwhile - here’s the husband of one of Keith’s top lieutenants just launching a cosy podcast with his pal the Austerity Chancellor My work email gets regularly bombarded with marketing mails from the company that manufactures those fake resin bookends.
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Guavanaut posted:Thought you were talking about Osborne and Balls for a second. That works too.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Idiots love bullies, they think they're one of the bully's friends and not the victim. She doesn't like him either. I think she'd just turned the TV on and I got there before she could turn over. Not sure of her excuse for watching Talk TV in the first place mind. I was just shocked at how bad he was, I always thought he was at least reasonably intelligent but he's trash.
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When visiting parents, make sure to put child locks on TalkTV and GBNews, and don't tell them the pin. e: lmao https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1674502477884846090 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Jun 29, 2023 |
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fuctifino posted:When visiting parents, make sure to put child locks on TalkTV and GBNews, and don't tell them the pin. You're just making the lives of the people at the other end of the Currys technical support helpline miserable.
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kecske posted:I don't think I've ever understood a single cold war steve picture Those and that period where loads of AI generated images were posted ITT were the worst. They're not funny imo
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Soylent Yellow posted:You're just making the lives of the people at the other end of the Currys technical support helpline miserable. They're already miserable
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Failed Imagineer posted:They're already miserable But inflicting technologically-illiterate boomers onto them is a special brand of evil.
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Pablo Bluth posted:Another way the UK is hosed up: name people on a civil injunction with no need to provide any evidence they've done anything to justify being put on an injunction, then make them pay for the cost of the injunction. That is absolutely positively hosed up.
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fuctifino posted:When visiting parents, make sure to put child locks on TalkTV and GBNews, and don't tell them the pin. lol Sargon of Akkad and other Gammons are throwing a wobbly in the tweet replies. BBC HAND PICKED AUDIENCE!!!!!111111GITBREXITDAAHHHHN
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I'm sure they complained equally when the BBC literally hand picked an audience of Brexiteers last week. Right?
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Even the ones who don't give a poo poo about migrants can see it's ridiculously expensive. I'm clueless why the Tories are convinced it's such a vote winning policyhappyhippy posted:lol Sargon of Akkad and other Gammons are throwing a wobbly in the tweet replies. Haha that's a name I've not heard in a while. vvv nah he's right. They are poo poo and so were the AI images. Mega Comrade fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jun 29, 2023 |
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EvilHawk posted:Those and that period where loads of AI generated images were posted ITT were the worst. They're not funny imo And this is your only contribution to the thread?  I get it that comedy is subjective and CWS is not everyone's style, and that some people don't understand surreal satire. If that's the case, then simply don't look at the posts. Posting that you don't find 'x' funny adds nothing.
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Failed Imagineer posted:THANK YOU. They're all just overly-busy Jim'll Paint It knockoffs that slide right off my eyeballs, but all the comments are "you've done it again Steve". I look at it and just think "that's probably a reference to some painting that I have never seen. Oh well." And I move on thinking that there is some meaning to it that I couldn't gleam.
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Tice is latching onto the single big issue: https://twitter.com/TiceRichard/status/1674426769510920192 Mega Comrade posted:vvv nah he's right. They are poo poo and so were the AI images. https://twitter.com/coldwarsteve/status/1551945792117686273
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Soylent Yellow posted:But inflicting technologically-illiterate boomers onto them is a special brand of evil. When I started working for NTL tech support back in the very early aughts I was told that if I took a call from the 'Witch?' helpline I was supposed to stay on the line until the issue was resolved no matter what the issue was or how long it took. This lead to a 90 minute call with the wife of a brigadier no less who wanted help in changing the background of her Outlook e-mail. She wanted to send an e-mail to her daughter in Australia who had just left hospital after giving birth. I ended up helping her download a pack and getting a background she liked that included blue butterflys and flowers. Probably best call I ever had.
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fuctifino posted:Tice is latching onto the single big issue: So they're creating a new immigration department of even bigger racists and then deporting them to France? Bold move there.
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bessantj posted:The misses watched a report on that, genuinely grotesque. One of the most upsetting things I've ever seen. Pretty much. Though I think by the time they freeze the accounts they're pretty sure you're dodgy. Initial thing I think is to do as much investigation as possible without alerting the customer that something is wrong.
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Jakabite posted:How do you even get into something like monkey torture groups? Like does someone mention it down the pub and you’re like Oo yeah that sounds fun? Do people actively seek it out? Like outside of the extremely grotesque and perverse nature of getting into something like that the logistics of how a person finds that path then decides to walk down it really do baffle me
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namesake posted:So they're creating a new immigration department of even bigger racists and then deporting them to France? Bold move there. The entire media is goosestepping the same issue. I thought this was a clip from GBeebies, but this was apparently from BBC's Politics Live https://twitter.com/montie/status/1674476131481796609 ... sigh.... We really aren't on a good timeline.
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fuctifino posted:The entire media is goosestepping the same issue. I was making a joke, the way it's ordered suggests they want to send the people staffing the new department to France.
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French political 'centrists' if the UK actually did send over a bunch of plausibly deniable psychos ready to gun down anyone in Nanterre more tanned than Rachel Reeves' mid-afternoon cuppa:
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Bobby Deluxe posted:I don't understand how anyone can keep up with the inscrutable political minutiae required to understand this thread, and not understand CWS. I have major face blindness
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tepid war steve imo
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Nuclear Spoon posted:tepid war steve imo https://twitter.com/coldwarsteve/status/1496576510769221633
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Yeah see I recognise Putin and Boris, I think that's dommy cums on the right, the rest are a complete mystery to me and that guy with the phone seems like he'd be important at the very least
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Dabir posted:Yeah see I recognise Putin and Boris, I think that's dommy cums on the right, the rest are a complete mystery to me and that guy with the phone seems like he'd be important at the very least Lord Russian Son of KGB/FSB.  
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There's also the young Russian violinist that Boris had the honeypot affair with... the affair was the supposed reason for that huge loud bust-up where he trashed her old flat prior to becoming PM fuctifino fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Jun 30, 2023 |
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fuctifino posted:There's also the young Russian violinist that Boris had the honeypot affair with... the affair was the supposed reason for that huge loud bust-up where he trashed her old flat prior to becoming PM And Andy Samberg for some reason?
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I happen to have a long Johnson https://twitter.com/johnharris1969/status/1674312912674881536?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Just posting it so it doesn't become an intrusive thoughts - Jon Ronson's Long Johnson
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Miftan posted:And Andy Samberg for some reason? From a skit where he's drinking alcoholic hand sanitiser - making fun of the Russian prediliction for getting alcohol any way possible.
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CWS is great you miserable fuckers Bobby Deluxe posted:I don't understand how anyone can keep up with the inscrutable political minutiae required to understand this thread, and not understand CWS.
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https://twitter.com/MikeHolden42/status/1674694588555034626 And no, I'm not reading all those words Skarsnik posted:CWS is great you miserable fuckers fuctifino fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Jun 30, 2023 |
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