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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Ali posted:

can use for face

Note:the syring in the picture is just for decorate. can't use for operation

Two sentences I always wanted to see together

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Good. Not even a thumb ring on the plunger is just cheaping out.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Mods pls change my name to Discount Liposuction TIA.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Tbf, it looks like after using the Liposuction vacuum, to transfer the fat into your face with that kit. Since I’m sure all of us have medically sanitized kitchens, I think that set will work well for you.

After vacuuming the fat out of your rear end and transferring it to you face, you can have little secret chuckle whenever someone gives you a peck on the cheek cause they totally just kissed your rear end.

Let me find the vacuum counter part for that set.

Edit: I don’t think this is the correct machine either since there is no fat tank, like I saw on some plastic surgery show several years back. But it says it is. Also “cavitation”.

Just found this amazing item on AliExpress. Check it out! $207.44 48% Off | Kim 8 40k Liposuction Cavitation EMS Slimming Machine Weight Loss Wrinkle-removing Vacuum Cellulite Reduction RF Body Sculpting
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mKfXs3a

Bored fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Jun 28, 2023

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Bored posted:

Tbf, it looks like after using the Liposuction vacuum, to transfer the fat into your face with that kit. Since I’m sure all of us have medically sanitized kitchens, I think that set will work well for you.

After vacuuming the fat out of your rear end and transferring it to you face, you can have little secret chuckle whenever someone gives you a peck on the cheek cause they totally just kissed your rear end.

Let me find the vacuum counter part for that set.

Better find another syringe on Ali to replace the decorative one

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Grassy Knowles posted:

Better find another syringe on Ali to replace the decorative one

Maybe I have to search “decorative syringe” in order to get a real one?

Maybe I should just search for “super soaker” with all the fat I’m gonna inject into my face with the needles in that picture. The botulism may just be a happy accident!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Bored posted:

Edit: I don’t think this is the correct machine either since there is no fat tank, like I saw on some plastic surgery show several years back. But it says it is. Also “cavitation”.

Just found this amazing item on AliExpress. Check it out! $207.44 48% Off | Kim 8 40k Liposuction Cavitation EMS Slimming Machine Weight Loss Wrinkle-removing Vacuum Cellulite Reduction RF Body Sculpting
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mKfXs3a

I think that machine is for pumping ultrasound waves into your fat to cavitate and disrupt the cells so your body will dispose of them. It doesn't appear to have the suction for a thermal melt you would suck out.

Charles Ford
Nov 27, 2004

The Earth is a farm. We are someone else’s Ford Focus.

goatface posted:

I think that machine is for pumping ultrasound waves into your fat to cavitate and disrupt the cells so your body will dispose of them. It doesn't appear to have the suction for a thermal melt you would suck out.

I love the total lack of information. It definitely has some kind of LED thing, but the provided video is in Russian and only seems to explain how to plug it in (also there's a diagram on the back anyway). It has an air filter for reasons? And a big LCD screen that presumably controls all this.

The single customer review where someone says "it seems to do things, let's see if it does what it's meant to do" is particularly good. I wonder if it comes with a manual or you're just meant to guess. Still, $200 seems like a good price for all the stuff you get!

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Picked up a cheap messenger style bag and noticed how many listings for bags have the models faces hidden. Not sure if it distracts from the product, it costs more to use their faces, you can use less attractive models for bags, or something else. Lots of stuff like these


Anyway, these two aren’t hidden but they’re very funny

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You heard them, we can't stop!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Looking at it more closely, it's a radiofrequency thermal + ultrasound cavitation + something device. The flat plates are confusing me. Possibly laser sources? Seems like a lot of processes for one machine, but it does have a billion connector ports on the back.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



goatface posted:

I think that machine is for pumping ultrasound waves into your fat to cavitate and disrupt the cells so your body will dispose of them. It doesn't appear to have the suction for a thermal melt you would suck out.

Even if it worked, it feels like this would be a dangerously bad idea device to buy.

hark
May 10, 2023

I'm sleep

DRINK ME posted:

Picked up a cheap messenger style bag and noticed how many listings for bags have the models faces hidden. Not sure if it distracts from the product, it costs more to use their faces, you can use less attractive models for bags, or something else. Lots of stuff like these


Anyway, these two aren’t hidden but they’re very funny



link to these unstoppable bags, please!?

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

DRINK ME posted:

Picked up a cheap messenger style bag and noticed how many listings for bags have the models faces hidden. Not sure if it distracts from the product, it costs more to use their faces, you can use less attractive models for bags, or something else. Lots of stuff like these


Anyway, these two aren’t hidden but they’re very funny



I bought a similar one a few months ago. Very good, but less simple with a patch of the company's name on it.
It is quite good, but after I got a new laptop it turned out to be just a tiny bit to big for the bag.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Baby all I'm saying is simple is better. BABY?!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Random Stranger posted:

Even if it worked, it feels like this would be a dangerously bad idea device to buy.

It's a perfectly good* method of lipo from what I've seen. Buying a dirt cheap version that also tries to do a handful of other things might not be the best idea.

It probably won't kill you. Disfigure maybe.

*results may vary

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I don't want them to stop

I want them to keep going!

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

hark posted:

link to these unstoppable bags, please!?

This is the unstoppable one I bought. This is the other one which may be exactly the same product, I can’t quite tell.

VictualSquid posted:

I bought a similar one a few months ago. Very good, but less simple with a patch of the company's name on it.
It is quite good, but after I got a new laptop it turned out to be just a tiny bit to big for the bag.
Good to hear, I just wanted some cheap and simple to stick my laptop in occasionally - the dimensions should work if Ali is anywhere close to accurate.

You could always try de-branding it, if it’s sewn on and not printed (and if you don’t actually like it). I enjoy removing logos and brands - providing the material will allow it, because you can sometimes end up with an annoying pattern of holes. Good thread unpicker / seam ripper kit I bought a while ago to replace the ancient unpicker I lost.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Well I’ll never know just how crap this watch could have been… never had this for an order before.


I also got this email for some kind of fancy pants that go all the way to your ankles

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


DRINK ME posted:

Well I’ll never know just how crap this watch could have been… never had this for an order before.


I also got this email for some kind of fancy pants that go all the way to your ankles


I had a carpentry square order closed for "security concerns" on my last order. No idea what that was about. Mine didn't even say anything about the invalid tracking like yours did.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mystes
May 31, 2006

I feel like I'm also buying "some useless trade names" on amazon but I guess it's cheaper at temu

PageMaster
Nov 4, 2009
Does ali express work the same as those clothing "brands" flooding facebook with ads now? I did successfully get a pair of prescription inserts for some AR glassesfrom Ali Express, which as I understand it is a storefront like amazon for otherbusinesses (ie: my lenses came from a gaming optical shop), but my wife has gotten deep into temu, and discovered sheshow.com for cheap trademarked clothing. Does Temu do the same thing as aliexpress and you'reordering potentially from an actual company? Same with sheshow.com; they say they're a "brand," but I can't imagine they actually produce all the clothes.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

PageMaster posted:

Does ali express work the same as those clothing "brands" flooding facebook with ads now? I did successfully get a pair of prescription inserts for some AR glassesfrom Ali Express, which as I understand it is a storefront like amazon for otherbusinesses (ie: my lenses came from a gaming optical shop), but my wife has gotten deep into temu, and discovered sheshow.com for cheap trademarked clothing. Does Temu do the same thing as aliexpress and you'reordering potentially from an actual company? Same with sheshow.com; they say they're a "brand," but I can't imagine they actually produce all the clothes.

No, Ali Express is much more upfront about being a platform for other brands. Ali Express calls an individual seller's page a "shop", it views itself more as a platform/marketplace/shopping centre.

There are quite a few competitors to Ali that do act more like a traditional department store and behave as if they're all just one shop. Temu is like this, as is Banggood

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
I got a miyoo mini plus from temu for $50 after a coupon. I was curious how electronics would be shipped and the answer was still in a temu bag but placed in a styrofoam container.

I've played almost exclusively pico 8 games on it, although not the ones it came with which were all titled in Chinese.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Fools Infinite posted:

I got a miyoo mini plus from temu for $50 after a coupon. I was curious how electronics would be shipped and the answer was still in a temu bag but placed in a styrofoam container.

I've played almost exclusively pico 8 games on it, although not the ones it came with which were all titled in Chinese.

What are your favorite p8 games? I got a mm+ recently and have been trying to get recs from folks. So far I've enjoyed curse of the lich king, picohot, and Bustin' (makes me feel good)

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
If anyone doesn't know there are two Celeste games for pico 8. I also liked Rolly, which reminded me of Nifflas' games. Alfonzo's Bowling Challenge was great.

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



freelop posted:

What I ordered:

What I got:


Hopefully the company replies to my messages quickly. Considering they messaged me ahead of shipping to confirm the design I have hope this was just a genuine mix-up.



It finally arrived!
I'm really happy with the quality, I've spoken with the seller quite a lot in the mean time

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
drat, is that VCR-TV combo stolen from the back of the truck from The Fast and Furious One?

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

stephenthinkpad posted:

drat, is that VCR-TV combo stolen from the back of the truck from The Fast and Furious One?

lol

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



I wish it had a vcr

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

freelop posted:

I wish it had a vcr

oh come on now, you don't really mean that.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

i saw the sweetest vcr in a thrift store earlier today. I’m thinking about going back for it. two decks. called the commercial eraser or something like that? looked like it had a bunch of controls for fine tuning copies

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Dick Fontaine posted:

i saw the sweetest vcr in a thrift store earlier today. I’m thinking about going back for it. two decks. called the commercial eraser or something like that? looked like it had a bunch of controls for fine tuning copies

You go back and get that fucker right now!

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

and order a fresh cleaning tape for it, pretty much every old thrifted VCR needs a deep clean to work properly

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Dick Fontaine posted:

i saw the sweetest vcr in a thrift store earlier today. I’m thinking about going back for it. two decks. called the commercial eraser or something like that? looked like it had a bunch of controls for fine tuning copies

Rescue her

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Make sure it can copy over macrovision so you don't get rolling static on your copy. Also open the plastic case and swap the original spool and the copy and return the copy back to Blockbuster.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

r u ready to WALK posted:

and order a fresh cleaning tape for it, pretty much every old thrifted VCR needs a deep clean to work properly

I currently have a VCR that I salvaged out of a house my dad bought out. It was in a room with no roof, it was covered in raccoon poo poo, but I took it home, washed the outside off, and it worked perfectly.

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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Please don't get raccoon roundworm from a vcr

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