The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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Warm Fish Salad: Dec 16, 2016; You Compleat Me

flubber nuts posted:

https://youtu.be/dMqEG32UslU

I smoked spice once and this was the EXACT vibe

# ? Jul 1, 2023 23:13

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# ? May 28, 2024 08:32

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Flakey posted:

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/loops/stellar/prod/animation-rollercoaster-02.mp4

For the longest time I was staring at the bird trying to figure out what was about to happen to it

# ? Jul 2, 2023 06:21

AndreTheGiantBoned: Oct 28, 2010

The Cursed Images Thread: the Spiderman farting on Elsa days of Youtube

# ? Jul 2, 2023 09:21

Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

Flakey posted:

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/loops/stellar/prod/animation-rollercoaster-02.mp4

Thats normal, its an expansion joint, to deal with the expansion of thr track as the train goes around it (from the forces).

# ? Jul 2, 2023 17:56

norp: Jan 20, 2004; TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Flakey posted:

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/loops/stellar/prod/animation-rollercoaster-02.mp4

# ? Jul 3, 2023 00:42

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Oh good all fixed!

# ? Jul 3, 2023 00:45

Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/UdlLL5b.mp4

Alice in Wonderland, 1915

# ? Jul 3, 2023 02:37

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Why is that cursed? It looks pretty cool, especially for a 1915 film.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 02:40

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

A cool relic full of terrifyingly cursed costumes

# ? Jul 3, 2023 02:42

Vakal: May 11, 2008

Waltzing Along posted:

Why is that cursed? It looks pretty cool, especially for a 1915 film.

At least we know now what kicked off WW1.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 02:48

cult_hero: Jul 10, 2001

Vakal posted:

At least we know now what kicked off WW1.

Those of us that studied anything about it in school do...

Like the fact that it was already going on by 1915.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 03:29

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

cult_hero posted:

Those of us that studied anything about it in school do...

Like the fact that it was already going on by 1915.

So cursed that its effect reached backwards through time to assassinate Franz Ferdinand.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 03:32

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Public School Curse: I can remember about 2 significant dates in American history. WWI was '14-'18 and WWII was '39-'45. Korea was '50-'52? Viet Nam was the 60s, most of the 60s? Into the 70s a bit? Hell I watched Desert Storm on TV and I couldn't tell you years for that at all :shrug:

# ? Jul 3, 2023 04:29

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Waltzing Along posted:

Why is that cursed? It looks pretty cool, especially for a 1915 film.

It was filmed in iPhone aspect ratio

# ? Jul 3, 2023 04:37

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Takes No Damage posted:

Public School Curse: I can remember about 2 significant dates in American history. WWI was '14-'18 and WWII was '39-'45. Korea was '50-'52? Viet Nam was the 60s, most of the 60s? Into the 70s a bit? Hell I watched Desert Storm on TV and I couldn't tell you years for that at all

For America wasn't WW1 like 1917-18?
And WW2 1941-45?

# ? Jul 3, 2023 04:41

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Captain Hygiene posted:

A cool relic full of terrifyingly cursed costumes

The costumes look pretty accurate based on the illustrations.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 04:46

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Waltzing Along posted:

The costumes look pretty accurate based on the illustrations.

Yes, they are also terrifyingly cursed

# ? Jul 3, 2023 04:49

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

wesleywillis posted:

For America wasn't WW1 like 1917-18?
And WW2 1941-45?

I was talking about the entire wars, not just the US's involvement. That's twice as many dates to remember!!

Captain Hygiene posted:

Yes, they are also terrifyingly cursed

Cursed costumes you say?

Arbus, Untitled and Unearthly

# ? Jul 3, 2023 05:28

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

# ? Jul 3, 2023 05:32

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

this was the style at the time

# ? Jul 3, 2023 05:35

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Takes No Damage posted:

Public School Curse: I can remember about 2 significant dates in American history. WWI was '14-'18 and WWII was '39-'45. Korea was '50-'52? Viet Nam was the 60s, most of the 60s? Into the 70s a bit? Hell I watched Desert Storm on TV and I couldn't tell you years for that at all

1991 I think? I remember watching the first cruise missiles hit Baghdad on CNN

# ? Jul 3, 2023 05:40

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Waltzing Along posted:

Why is that cursed? It looks pretty cool, especially for a 1915 film.

Every single person in this is dead.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 06:15

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Jamesman posted:

Every single person in this is dead.

The real curse is the one actor in it who isn't!

:drac:

VLAHHH!!!

# ? Jul 3, 2023 06:42

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

Jamesman posted:

Every single person in this is dead.

the greatest blessing

# ? Jul 3, 2023 06:42

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Frank Frank posted:

1991 I think? I remember watching the first cruise missiles hit Baghdad on CNN

I would have said '91 too, but

Watched Bush start a loving war.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 06:59

AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

Frank Frank posted:

1991 I think? I remember watching the first cruise missiles hit Baghdad on CNN

I got in trouble in I guess second grade because I asked a girl who's dad was deployed if he'd died yet

edit: I guess it was first grade if it was 90-91

# ? Jul 3, 2023 07:10

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

AlmightyBob posted:

I got in trouble in I guess second grade because I asked a girl who's dad was deployed if he'd died yet

edit: I guess it was first grade if it was 90-91

lmao

# ? Jul 3, 2023 07:16

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Takes No Damage posted:

I would have said '91 too, but

Watched Bush start a loving war.

You'd be basically right, all the combat involving Americans happened in 1991, 1990 was Desert Shield i.e. the logistical effort of getting troops to the middle east, nobody remembers that part.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 07:17

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Takes No Damage posted:

Watched Bush start a loving war.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 07:21

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/UdlLL5b.mp4

Alice in Wonderland, 1915

lol rad

# ? Jul 3, 2023 08:12

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

TotalLossBrain posted:

this was the style at the time

# ? Jul 3, 2023 08:13

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Jamesman posted:

Every single person in this is dead.

Nah, that weird queen of hearts thing is still alive and lives in my basement

# ? Jul 3, 2023 11:30

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

They put a ton of effort into trying to make the costumes match the illustrations

# ? Jul 3, 2023 12:22

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

AlmightyBob posted:

I got in trouble in I guess second grade because I asked a girl who's dad was deployed if he'd died yet

edit: I guess it was first grade if it was 90-91

Well, had he?

# ? Jul 3, 2023 13:03

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

It was a different time. That's all you need to know.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 13:21

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 14:05

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/UdlLL5b.mp4

Alice in Wonderland, 1915

I'm so glad they took the time to restore the original intended aspect ratio, too,

# ? Jul 3, 2023 14:07

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

So cursed that its effect reached backwards through time to assassinate Franz Ferdinand.

not a great band, but for sure not worth kicking off ww1 over

# ? Jul 3, 2023 14:21

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

ultrafilter posted:

Are you sure that's not done on purpose? I've read some information security notes suggesting apps be made to scramble the order of digital keypads to make in harder for observers to figure the typed code.

# ? Jul 3, 2023 14:38

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# ? May 28, 2024 08:32

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Yeah that�s most likely a deliberate choice to foil people watching for patterns and/or avoid leaving behind an obvious set of prints on the screen lined up with the relevant numbers

# ? Jul 3, 2023 14:40

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