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smellmycheese posted:The Nazi Headmistress getting thoroughly owned on Twitter and not having any idea how screen shots work is currently very funny Imagine growing up in the catchment area of one of her schools. They should make maps warning parents to move beforehand if they can.
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smellmycheese posted:The Nazi Headmistress getting thoroughly owned on Twitter and not having any idea how screen shots work is currently very funny what a thick oval office lol
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What's the full context of this? Why did it have to be pointed out that she's not Aslan?
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The Perfect Element posted:Is she still an actual headteacher of an actual school? I can't imagine it's a good look for a school to have a headteacher as terminally online as she is. I don't think so anymore, but the school is still completely mental: https://time.com/5232857/michaela-britains-strictest-school/ Also apparently there is only one? I thought there were more. Small mercies.
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The first line in The Magician's Nephewquote:Who is Aslan?
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For twelve years, you have been asking: who is Aslan?
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For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Aslan? This is Aslan speaking. I am the lion who loves his life. I am the lion who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the lion who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge-I am the lion who will now tell you.
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Tesseraction posted:And if she's not Aslan then who is Aslan? Is it me? Do you live in a mountainous country, beyond the waves, where the water grows sweet? Are you a great bridge builder? Are you a friend to all the beavers, mice, and other talking woodland creatures?
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I've watched a few of her meltdowns, and she often accuses people of being racist when they challenge her ridiculous views and comments. Yesterday's meltdown was partly due to people criticising her for going to the NatC conference, with her screaming "is it because of my skin colour!?!?" when it was purely to do with a headteacher going to a fascist conference. https://twitter.com/Miss_Snuffy/status/1675542322686095362 .... which is hilarious when she penned this: Head of Britain’s 'strictest school' says children are using the 'race card' when in trouble
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I've never been called a beaver botherer at the very least.
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Any UK goons have experience with the shitshow that is the railway booking system? I'm going up to London this Thurs and coming back Friday, booking the tickets via Trainline; I got an email saying that my return train is no longer running, but my ticket is valid for the next available train, subject to conditions. If that doesn't work, I can get a refund. Check the ticket's T&Cs, and they say: no alternate trains. No refunds. Okay, so which is true? If I take the next train, is some rear end in a top hat ticket inspector going to say nope, can't do that, here's a fine? Also, it's a ridiculous split-ticket system where my trip is broken into two each way for no goddamn reason, since I stay on the same train. WTF? God, I miss the days when it was just "go to station, buy ticket, get on next train". 
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I missed this news from a couple of days ago https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1675235260987047937 
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Tesseraction posted:And if she's not Aslan then who is Aslan? Is it me? It’s Jesus. I did an English A level once, you won’t fool me.
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Conservatives tackling global growth.
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Hidingo Kojimba posted:It’s Jesus. I did an English A level once, you won’t fool me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg ASLAN! ASLAN! ASLAN! wait maybe i should drop the metaphor JESUS! JESUS!
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Tesseraction posted:And if she's not Aslan then who is Aslan? Is it me? In addition to being a Jesus analogue, Aslan is also an Irish band. Probably won't play much now that their lead singer sadly passed away last month. Had a couple of decent songs they did.
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keep punching joe posted:If I was liz truss id be so shamed I wouldn't leave my bed for a decade at least, so kudos to her for just powering on, total grindset. If you were Liz Truss you'd be too stupid to feel shame. Can't insert the dril tweet because Musk doesn't pay his bills, but please imagine I did.
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Jel Shaker posted:truss was trained wrong, as a joke  quote:She read philosophy, politics and economics (PPE) at Merton College, Oxford
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The Question IRL posted:In addition to being a Jesus analogue, Aslan is also an Irish band. Probably won't play much now that their lead singer sadly passed away last month. Listen for the sound of a stone table breaking and he might rise again.
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Guavanaut posted:According to a focus group of btl landlords, yes. Ah the Labour front bench?
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Backing up a predatory mortgage schemes with government guarantee, this has never caused any international financial collapses before.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:https://twitter.com/RachelReevesMP/status/1675434079267831808 quote:Marco Longhi, the Conservative MP for Dudley North, who has been a landlord for nearly 20 years, said: “What this does is unfortunately provide yet another signal that the Government appears to be anti-landlord.
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Payndz posted:Any UK goons have experience with the shitshow that is the railway booking system? I'm going up to London this Thurs and coming back Friday, booking the tickets via Trainline; I got an email saying that my return train is no longer running, but my ticket is valid for the next available train, subject to conditions. If that doesn't work, I can get a refund. If you get a split ticket the train apparently has to actually stop at the split place not just pass through. Eg if it was a train from London to Manchester via Wolverhampton (no idea if that is a real journey!) and you had a split ticket L to W then W to M, if the train did not actually stop at W your ticket wouldn't be valid but if it did it would. That said the last few train journeys I've made no-one has checked my ticket at all because there has been so much disruption on the trains (cancellations, breakdowns etc) no-one knows if the ticket is right or not. On the other hand the Train Delay refund system works well! Got the entire cost of return portion from Brighton to Newport refunded in April (2h delay) and will be getting half of the return journey from North Wales in a week or so (40mins delay) Print out the bit that says you can use the next available and carry it with you in case of bovver.
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Hidingo Kojimba posted:It’s Jesus. I did an English A level once, you won’t fool me.
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