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Waiting for it to be about blue checkmarks
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E the Shaggy posted:I don't get it. I thought Elon was going to settle this in the Octagon? he realized that creepy robot lizard man zuck would punch through his chest and eat his heart so he fled
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Jul 6, 2023 19:58
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I just downloaded Threads... what the gently caress is Instagram?
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Jul 6, 2023 19:59
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Its a round about way of Zuck giving Elon a loan without actually doing so, which presupposes Zuck will buy Twitter down the line
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Jul 6, 2023 19:59
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JUNGLE BOY posted:Geez how they heck did Meta manage to hire dozens of former Twitter employees??? Later in the article it says that the threads team has no former twitter employees on it. Twitter has fired so many people that their lawyer felt that simply assuming that some are on the team wasn't that much of a gamble.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:00
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Devalue twitter enough to buy it for a song.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:00
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Further Reading posted:Later in the article it says that the threads team has no former twitter employees on it. Isn't threads only a handful of people? I feel that wouldn't have been very hard to verify.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:01
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E the Shaggy posted:I don't get it. I thought Elon was going to settle this in the Octagon? Nah at the request of his mommy it'll be a joke-off
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Jul 6, 2023 20:01
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I seriously doubt there’s any amount of Twitter secret sauce that isn’t obvious to the public
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Jul 6, 2023 20:01
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kiwid posted:I just downloaded Threads... what the gently caress is Instagram? A miserable little pile of secrets
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Jul 6, 2023 20:01
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Grey Cat posted:Isn't threads only a handful of people? I feel that wouldn't have been very hard to verify. I think its BlueSky thats meant to be 13 people or whatever the hyperbole is
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Jul 6, 2023 20:03
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What show had a character who blocked his wife getting a divorce attorney by seeing every divorce attorney in town in order to create conflicts of interest? It seems like twitter's plan is basically that. Fire so many people that they have a basis to blindly accuse ex-employees of leaking secrets to their new employers.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:04
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Vegetable posted:I seriously doubt there’s any amount of Twitter secret sauce that isn’t obvious to the public He put the whole source code on like github.com or something didn't he??
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Jul 6, 2023 20:04
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so I guess Twitter embeds don't work here anymore?
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Jul 6, 2023 20:06
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Wee posted:I think its BlueSky thats meant to be 13 people or whatever the hyperbole is Bluesky has about 200k people to Instagram's 30 million.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:07
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AndrewP posted:so I guess Twitter embeds don't work here anymore? I still see them in the cute thread
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Jul 6, 2023 20:08
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Nemo2342 posted:Bluesky has about 200k people to Instagram's 30 million. We're talking about employees. Iirc threads team is like 30 people apparantly.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:08
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Nemo2342 posted:Bluesky has about 200k people to Instagram's 30 million. "13" people working on it E: sniped. Further Reading posted:We're talking about employees. Yeah that's what I was getting at, couldn't find the source though. But if it is only 30 then it really should have been verified before pointless suing.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:08
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Isn't Bluesky filled with NFT bullshit or blockchain garbage or something?
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Jul 6, 2023 20:09
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Vegetable posted:I seriously doubt there’s any amount of Twitter secret sauce that isn’t obvious to the public I mean Elon made a huge stink out of making The Algorithm public on Github even, I'd think that was a large ingredient in the secret sauce so maybe don't do things like that if you wanna keep things secret.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:09
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An NDA can’t be used to prevent someone from reporting illegal activities or regulatory breaches to authorities. Maybe they think they have an ace up their sleeve
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Jul 6, 2023 20:09
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kiwid posted:I just downloaded Threads... what the gently caress is Instagram? Look at me. I don't even know what a Facebook means. Everyone's talking about this "email" but I can't understand what that is. Is "wifi" a type of Chinese food? In my day, RAM was a type of truck and not some hoity toity computer word. I'm so cool that I think a web site is a location in my garage full of Camaros that contains spiderwebs.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:11
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Catastrophe posted:--RAM was a type of truck and not some hoity toity computer word.--
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Jul 6, 2023 20:13
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Catastrophe posted:Look at me. I don't even know what a Facebook means. Everyone's talking about this "email" but I can't understand what that is. Is "wifi" a type of Chinese food? In my day, RAM was a type of truck and not some hoity toity computer word. I'm so cool that I think a web site is a location in my garage full of Camaros that contains spiderwebs. This but unironically.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:13
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Azhais posted:I still see them in the cute thread Is this not the cute thread
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Jul 6, 2023 20:13
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FB took a picture of my penis and texted it to my mail man
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Jul 6, 2023 20:13
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Damnit, someone has my username on Instagram. I guess I'll wait for Bluesky.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:15
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Total Party Kill posted:FB took a picture of my penis and texted it to my mail man They sent your package to the post?
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Jul 6, 2023 20:15
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Grey Cat posted:They sent your package to the post? it's a very mail dominated industry
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Jul 6, 2023 20:21
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Further Reading posted:What show had a character who blocked his wife getting a divorce attorney by seeing every divorce attorney in town in order to create conflicts of interest? That was Succession. Wouldn't surprise me if Elmo watched that show and furiously took notes, thinking everyone depicted were meant to be genius titans of the industry.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:32
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1677036691901788160 https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1677033651261800450 Wee fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Jul 6, 2023 |
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Jul 6, 2023 20:32
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Profanity posted:That was Succession. Wouldn't surprise me if Elmo watched that show and furiously took notes, thinking everyone depicted were meant to be genius titans of the industry. So what's the over/under on him mailing frozen bricks of his blood to grimes?
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Jul 6, 2023 20:35
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Grey Cat posted:They sent your package to the post? Nice. Total Party Kill posted:it's a very mail dominated industry Not bad.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:37
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Total Party Kill posted:it's a very mail dominated industry gently caress that's good. Truly the greatest wordsmiths of our generation.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:37
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Profanity posted:That was Succession. Wouldn't surprise me if Elmo watched that show and furiously took notes, thinking everyone depicted were meant to be genius titans of the industry. The Sopranos also did this
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Jul 6, 2023 20:39
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I mean I don't like immediately disbelieving sex workers when it comes to matters of crappy internet platforms screwing them over as they are wont to do. If this happens to anyone else I'll take it as a real condemnation of threads.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:39
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Seth Pecksniff posted:The Sopranos also did this Lazy rear end fuckin HBO.
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Jul 6, 2023 20:41
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emSparkly posted:I mean I don't like immediately disbelieving sex workers when it comes to matters of crappy internet platforms screwing them over as they are wont to do. If this happens to anyone else I'll take it as a real condemnation of threads. Can't sex work from threads anyways so I'm sure it's bunk, at most you could link an onlyfans or something equivalent. And that's coming from someone wanting to "sell sex".
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Jul 6, 2023 20:42
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Profanity posted:That was Succession. Wouldn't surprise me if Elmo watched that show and furiously took notes, thinking everyone depicted were meant to be genius titans of the industry. Funnily enough it also happened on the Sopranos. Edit : beaten
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Tbh it’s not like twitter was this land of great poetry
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