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credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Send_Ninjas posted:

He can sleep soundly knowing he's not Jeff Dunham.

Isn't that the guy with the racist dummies?

# ? Jul 8, 2023 05:29

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# ? May 28, 2024 11:47

BioEnchanted: Aug 9, 2011; He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

No, he's the racist dummy who's routine revolves around terrible puppets

# ? Jul 8, 2023 05:39

theironjef: Aug 11, 2009; The archmage of unexpected stinks.

credburn posted:

Isn't that the guy with the racist dummies?

They're just objects. Technically he's the racist guy with the dummies.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 05:42

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

PurpleXVI posted:

If they did that, there would be no art left to generate. They're trained on 99.999% stolen art, because pretty much no artists have willingly accepted that their art be used for training "AI" models.

Increasingly this also results on algorithmic generators being trained mostly on previously AI-genned content because they've flooded the internet with it, which may actually cripple and plateau the whole thing. They shat where they ate.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 06:49

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Threads is giving me some of the worst algorithm on earth and also this is the kind of crap you have to see amplified to 10,000

# ? Jul 8, 2023 07:16

BioEnchanted: Aug 9, 2011; He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

I don't know Rhino... that attitude seems rather NEGATIVE to me... :toughguy:

# ? Jul 8, 2023 07:27

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Threads is giving me some of the worst algorithm on earth and also this is the kind of crap you have to see amplified to 10,000

*hugs Saddest Rhino*

# ? Jul 8, 2023 07:31

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

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BioEnchanted posted:

I don't know Rhino... that attitude seems rather NEGATIVE to me...

bring back lovedump as an rsf, we'll get threads refugees when it dies

# ? Jul 8, 2023 07:33

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Increasingly this also results on algorithmic generators being trained mostly on previously AI-genned content because they've flooded the internet with it, which may actually cripple and plateau the whole thing. They shat where they ate.

This is great for specific styles, though. There's someone making a whole bunch of style LORAs (things you can include in StableDiffusion prompts that weight towards an aesthetic or other specific aspect) that are trained on good relevant generated results that fit the intended aesthetic (solarpunk, javapunk, sovietpunk, everything is stained glass, tons more)

# ? Jul 8, 2023 08:55

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Increasingly this also results on algorithmic generators being trained mostly on previously AI-genned content because they've flooded the internet with it, which may actually cripple and plateau the whole thing. They shat where they ate.

It's the best poo poo. I love anything that kills this stupid loving fad faster.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 09:44

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Increasingly this also results on algorithmic generators being trained mostly on previously AI-genned content because they've flooded the internet with it, which may actually cripple and plateau the whole thing. They shat where they ate.

Whatever comes after zoomers getting gaslit so hard on what people look like that having only 5 digits per hand is cringe.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 10:15

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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AI driven photo filters to give teen girls the 3.6 fthumbgers the internet has made boys think they crave.

Splicer has a new favorite as of 10:28 on Jul 8, 2023

# ? Jul 8, 2023 10:16

sick of Applebees: Nov 7, 2008

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

Do you want to get a time paradox where you have to go back in time to become your own grandfather? Because this is how we get a time paradox where you have to go back in time to become your own grandfather

How do we work out which grandfather I need to become, or do I have to be both?

# ? Jul 8, 2023 10:57

Ichabod Sexbeast: Dec 5, 2011; Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

sick of Applebees posted:

How do we work out which grandfather I need to become, or do I have to be both?

Eduourd Hapsburg parachute account found

# ? Jul 8, 2023 10:58

sick of Applebees: Nov 7, 2008

Hey bud, I'm just trying to find out the rules of this paradox

# ? Jul 8, 2023 11:07

goblin week: Jan 26, 2019; Absolute clown.

Vib Rib posted:

Certain words like "melon" would trigger a flag.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 11:32

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Splicer posted:

AI driven photo filters to give teen girls the 3.6 fthumbgers the internet has made boys think they crave.

This is giving me some really fun Halloween costume ideas lol.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 13:42

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

mycatscrimes posted:

https://www.theregister.com/2021/10/08/ai_game_abuse/

disclaimer
Idk anything about this site but the info about the AI dungeon training data provided is accurate.

El Reg is a venerable computer toucher site that is reasonably well regarded. Their headlines used to come off as very irreverent and weird (though they have heavily toned it down lately), but their info tends to be solid.

This is a The Register headline: "Oh, great. Yet another tech billionaire thinks he can get microblogging right"

And every Yahoo! headline looks like this: "Yahoo! comeback! continues! as! fresh! listing! planned!"

Which I still find funny.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 14:31

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I dunno I like the idea of an article just wearing its tone and bias on its headline.

Far preferable to asking stupid loving questions.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 15:09

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Vib Rib posted:

Sometimes the AI would decide to veer into sexual content unprompted and it get flagged on its own.

AI sending me unsolicited dick pics and then reporting me for sexual harassment.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 15:14

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

the robots are thirsty af

# ? Jul 8, 2023 15:16

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

sick of Applebees posted:

How do we work out which grandfather I need to become, or do I have to be both?

It's the one you accidentally kill off upon arriving in the past. Good luck!

# ? Jul 8, 2023 15:18

ravenkult: Feb 3, 2011

Vib Rib posted:

The actual problem was that trusting a text AI to detect when someone was writing about that turned out to be unreliable, to say the least. And how this in turn led to invasiveness where many people expected privacy.
If it detected a flag, it literally shut down and called a human moderator to read your story and verify you weren't doing anything bad. Referring to a child character's age, in any context, would often trip the flag. Sometimes the AI would decide to veer into sexual content unprompted and it get flagged on its own. Other times sexual content would get flagged with no mention of children, and now you have some stranger reading your weird private porn fic. Certain words like "melon" would trigger a flag. At one point, the word "horse" would trigger a flag.

It wasn't as simple as just slapping an anti-CSAM filter on and driving out a bunch of obvious pedophiles.

Yeah the real issue is pedophile privacy when they use the pedophile app.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 15:20

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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HopperUK posted:

It's the one you accidentally kill off upon arriving in the past. Good luck!

What about the one I killed on purpose?

# ? Jul 8, 2023 15:48

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Splicer posted:

What about the one I killed on purpose?

Well, how much do you like your grandma?

# ? Jul 8, 2023 15:53

Mr.Radar: Nov 5, 2005; You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

https://twitter.com/elonconomy/status/1677394263406174213

https://twitter.com/elonconomy/status/1677111629874618369/photo/1

Mr.Radar has a new favorite as of 16:16 on Jul 8, 2023

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:09

Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

pathetic

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:22

InediblePenguin: Sep 27, 2004; I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

ravenkult posted:

Yeah the real issue is pedophile privacy when they use the pedophile app.

this completely reductive reading is such a stupid bullshit take. "non-pedophiles' privacy is violated if an algorithm thinks it should be" and you go direct to accusing this post of being in defense of pedos? Are you part of the group of people claiming Pride is "for groomers"? Because that's the level of take you are making

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:33

Vib Rib: Jul 23, 2007; God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss
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ravenkult posted:

Yeah the real issue is pedophile privacy when they use the pedophile app.

I've been called "groomer" enough this week by conservatives, didn't expect to be also accused of being a pedophile for saying a tech company handled AI and privacy badly.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:43

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1677352159757598720?t=ZxWFCl1lxgJiytsP9AoOhA&s=19

# ? Jul 8, 2023 16:55

Nebrilos: Oct 9, 2012

goblin week posted:

Aww I wanted to post that

# ? Jul 8, 2023 17:40

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Mr.Radar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonconomy/status/1677394263406174213

https://twitter.com/elonconomy/status/1677111629874618369/photo/1

I'm pretty sure this is how the Bene Tleilaxu got started.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 17:41

Croccers: Jun 15, 2012

Vib Rib posted:

The actual problem was that trusting a text AI to detect when someone was writing about that turned out to be unreliable, to say the least. And how this in turn led to invasiveness where many people expected privacy.
If it detected a flag, it literally shut down and called a human moderator to read your story and verify you weren't doing anything bad. Referring to a child character's age, in any context, would often trip the flag. Sometimes the AI would decide to veer into sexual content unprompted and it get flagged on its own. Other times sexual content would get flagged with no mention of children, and now you have some stranger reading your weird private porn fic. Certain words like "melon" would trigger a flag. At one point, the word "horse" would trigger a flag.

It wasn't as simple as just slapping an anti-CSAM filter on and driving out a bunch of obvious pedophiles.

Melon has been triggering AI for decades.

# ? Jul 8, 2023 18:12

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Croccers posted:

I don't get it :confused:

# ? Jul 8, 2023 19:02

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1677352159757598720?t=ZxWFCl1lxgJiytsP9AoOhA&s=19

Reminds me of all those "we will adopt your baby*" people at anti-abortion protests.

_{*we won't actually adopt your baby}

# ? Jul 8, 2023 19:03

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/AngelSergeant/status/1672662709500870657

# ? Jul 8, 2023 19:04

mycatscrimes: Jan 2, 2020

Antigravitas posted:

El Reg is a venerable computer toucher site that is reasonably well regarded. Their headlines used to come off as very irreverent and weird (though they have heavily toned it down lately), but their info tends to be solid.

This is a The Register headline: "Oh, great. Yet another tech billionaire thinks he can get microblogging right"

And every Yahoo! headline looks like this: "Yahoo! comeback! continues! as! fresh! listing! planned!"

Which I still find funny.

Good to know, it's hard to figure out what unfamiliar google results are reputable and what are trash these days. I will remember this one has a rep for being a good one!

# ? Jul 8, 2023 19:09