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BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

LifeSunDeath posted:

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nullandvoid: Mar 7, 2006; Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

You should just eat it raw. Once you cook it, it loses a lot of its nutrients.

# ? Jul 9, 2023 16:53

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Taeke posted:

But as davidspackage said, when the commercial started being a hit they just went with it and started doing funny schadenfreude/misfortune skits. To the point where they'd just use the tagline and dropped the company name/logo. Even Apeldoorn bellen = just call Apeldoorn, which is the city where I guess they had their headquarters? They dropped the Centraal Beheer Achmea for a while because the tagline was such a phenomenon everyone just got it. Then at some point they weren't on tv as much anymore and kinda lost brand recognition with the younger generation. They started creating commercials again with the tagline but without the company and oops, people didn't know what the commercials were actually for anymore lol.

Oh god. Now you've reminded me of that Twix campaign from the 00's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l30M3mAa9cI

The above one is genius, but then immediately afterwards it's like they either completely forgot what the basic premise was�"if you're under pressure in the moment, just fill your mouth with caramel and people will assume the best of you and you're home free"�and changed it to "THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM WILL BRIEFLY FREEZE IF YOU EAT TWIX". And then kept making ads along the latter lines for years and years. Guy about to have a car wreck bites into a Twix and traffic stops for a few seconds, his boss who is berating him freezes for a few seconds, basically it's like "caramel lets you hit Pause for long enough to start hyperventilating but it doesn't actually solve anything"

I could never figure out whether it was that some big brain ad person took over and just completely misunderstood the original ad, or if they just ran out of "does my butt look big in these?" style conundrums where saying something supportive and noncommittal like Marge was helpful

# ? Jul 9, 2023 17:01

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEkOVdUjHc

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Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Spotted in the wild:

(no ring)

# ? Jul 9, 2023 21:00

Groda: Mar 17, 2005; Hair Elf

muscles like this! posted:

Silt is...

Now that's a reference

# ? Jul 9, 2023 21:14

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Hirayuki posted:

Spotted in the wild:

(no ring)

Do you need a red sharpie to do the needful?

# ? Jul 9, 2023 21:41

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Groda posted:

Now that's a reference

Somone�s thinking big

# ? Jul 9, 2023 21:43

Aggro: Apr 24, 2003; STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

nullandvoid posted:

You should just eat it raw. Once you cook it, it loses a lot of its nutrients.

Every recipe in the book is just �make this totally normal recipe

and then add cum�

# ? Jul 9, 2023 21:44

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Aggro posted:

Every recipe in the book is just “make this totally normal recipe

and then add cum”

The JOI of Cooking

# ? Jul 9, 2023 21:50

down1nit: Jan 10, 2004; outlive your enemies

Salt Cum Acid Heat

# ? Jul 9, 2023 22:07

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

LifeSunDeath posted:

Cumin's the best! I like cumin in everything. Cumin everywhere!

# ? Jul 9, 2023 22:16

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Lobok posted:

The JOI of Cooking

c'est magnifique

# ? Jul 9, 2023 22:30

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down1nit posted:

Salt Cum Acid Heat

I never liked the chili peppers

# ? Jul 9, 2023 22:43

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

Lobok posted:

The JOI of Cooking

Perfecto lmao

# ? Jul 10, 2023 01:43

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

PYF Funny Pictures: The JOI of Cooking

# ? Jul 10, 2023 02:00

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

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# ? Jul 10, 2023 15:47

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Cartoon Man posted:

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Necronomicon: Jan 18, 2004

Phy posted:

There is always, always a relevant Achewood panel

# ? Jul 10, 2023 17:10

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Well it is a versatile panel. It'd go great with the latest posts in the elon/twitter thread, for example

# ? Jul 10, 2023 17:31

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Lobok posted:

The JOI of Cooking

thanks for changing the thread title

# ? Jul 10, 2023 17:31

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LifeSunDeath posted:

quote:

I didn't cum in your burrito, man! I wouldn't do that to you!

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

The thread title made me google joi, so enjoy that bit of victory

# ? Jul 10, 2023 22:52

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freeedr posted:

The thread title made me google joi, so enjoy that bit of victory

# ? Jul 10, 2023 22:55

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

freeedr posted:

The thread title made me google joi, so enjoy that bit of victory

There's a whole song about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah-5wLaTwME

# ? Jul 10, 2023 23:03

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freeedr posted:

The thread title made me google joi, so enjoy that bit of victory

I guess that's funny :confused:

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