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You should just eat it raw. Once you cook it, it loses a lot of its nutrients.
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Taeke posted:But as davidspackage said, when the commercial started being a hit they just went with it and started doing funny schadenfreude/misfortune skits. To the point where they'd just use the tagline and dropped the company name/logo. Even Apeldoorn bellen = just call Apeldoorn, which is the city where I guess they had their headquarters? They dropped the Centraal Beheer Achmea for a while because the tagline was such a phenomenon everyone just got it. Then at some point they weren't on tv as much anymore and kinda lost brand recognition with the younger generation. They started creating commercials again with the tagline but without the company and oops, people didn't know what the commercials were actually for anymore lol. Oh god. Now you've reminded me of that Twix campaign from the 00's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l30M3mAa9cI The above one is genius, but then immediately afterwards it's like they either completely forgot what the basic premise was—"if you're under pressure in the moment, just fill your mouth with caramel and people will assume the best of you and you're home free"—and changed it to "THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM WILL BRIEFLY FREEZE IF YOU EAT TWIX". And then kept making ads along the latter lines for years and years. Guy about to have a car wreck bites into a Twix and traffic stops for a few seconds, his boss who is berating him freezes for a few seconds, basically it's like "caramel lets you hit Pause for long enough to start hyperventilating but it doesn't actually solve anything" I could never figure out whether it was that some big brain ad person took over and just completely misunderstood the original ad, or if they just ran out of "does my butt look big in these?" style conundrums where saying something supportive and noncommittal like Marge was helpful
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Spotted in the wild: (no ring)
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muscles like this! posted:Silt is... Now that's a reference
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# ? Jul 9, 2023 21:14 |
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Hirayuki posted:Spotted in the wild: Do you need a red sharpie to do the needful?
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# ? Jul 9, 2023 21:41 |
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Groda posted:Now that's a reference Somone’s thinking big
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# ? Jul 9, 2023 21:43 |
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nullandvoid posted:You should just eat it raw. Once you cook it, it loses a lot of its nutrients. Every recipe in the book is just “make this totally normal recipe and then add cum”
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# ? Jul 9, 2023 21:44 |
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Aggro posted:Every recipe in the book is just “make this totally normal recipe The JOI of Cooking
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# ? Jul 9, 2023 21:50 |
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Salt Cum Acid Heat
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# ? Jul 9, 2023 22:07 |
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Cumin's the best! I like cumin in everything. Cumin everywhere!
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Lobok posted:The JOI of Cooking c'est magnifique
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down1nit posted:Salt Cum Acid Heat I never liked the chili peppers
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Lobok posted:The JOI of Cooking Perfecto lmao
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PYF Funny Pictures: The JOI of Cooking
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Julienne Onion Instructions
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There is always, always a relevant Achewood panel
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# ? Jul 10, 2023 17:10 |
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Well it is a versatile panel. It'd go great with the latest posts in the elon/twitter thread, for example
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# ? Jul 10, 2023 17:31 |
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Lobok posted:The JOI of Cooking thanks for changing the thread title
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quote:I didn't cum in your burrito, man! I wouldn't do that to you!
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# ? Jul 10, 2023 21:37 |
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The thread title made me google joi, so enjoy that bit of victory
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# ? Jul 10, 2023 22:52 |
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freeedr posted:The thread title made me google joi, so enjoy that bit of victory
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# ? Jul 10, 2023 22:55 |
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freeedr posted:The thread title made me google joi, so enjoy that bit of victory There's a whole song about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah-5wLaTwME
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freeedr posted:The thread title made me google joi, so enjoy that bit of victory I guess that's funny
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California DMV: “Applicant had the number 2 in their request. 2x3=6, and 666 is Satanic. DENIED” Louisiana DMV: “JIZZLORD APPROVED”
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Help me step-son of man, I'm stuck
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Flakey posted:Help me step-son of man, I'm stuck
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# ? Jul 11, 2023 01:05 |
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freeedr posted:The thread title made me google joi, so enjoy that bit of victory Oh you mean Ana De Armas' character from Blade Runner 2049?
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Flakey posted:Help me step-son of man, I'm stuck
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credburn posted:
For you, the day Dracula graced your PornHub page was the most pleasurable day of your life. But for me, it was Thursday.
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Lobok posted:For you, the day Dracula graced your PornHub page was the most pleasurable day of your life. But for me, it was Thursday. I love this quote from Skeet Fighter
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Prof. Spaceman posted:I love this quote from Skeet Fighter Sonic coom
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Grassy Knowles posted:Sonic coom Tiger up her- Uh, nevermind.
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Show Ryu, Ken
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