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Pass a law making it a felony and then you get brought in to flip burgers for 5 cents an hour
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Milo and POTUS posted:Pass a law making it a felony and then you get brought in to flip burgers for 5 cents an hour Why on earth would you then pay anyone anything for any work  You're the one who should pay, because you're taking up employer space, using employer tools and facilities, breathing employer air, and sweating water owned by Nestle.
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CuwiKhons posted:That doesn't make a lick of sense. If you're quitting McDonald's, it's probably because the pay is poo poo with no benefits, the hours are terrible, and the customers are terrible. Management cannot and will not change any of these things. So either you're giving your two weeks notice and they're trying to make you jump through the hoops of talking to management about it or you get fed up one day and quit on the spot and they tell you that you... can't? What are they going to do if you leave? Fire you? The goal isn't to be effective. The goal is to let the cult-of-productivity boomers in middle management justify their continued existence and wages to other cult-of-productivity boomers in the C-suite, and to virtue-signal to customers who are driven primarily by spite towards service industry workers that yes, we really do crack the whip over these poor suckers, look how much human suffering you can indirectly inflict upon our staff by buying our product.
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Jul 11, 2023 13:34
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at-will laws working as intended
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Why on earth would you then pay anyone anything for any work The workers' Nestlé water can be reclaimed using an invention called a "still-suit", if you'll permit me to demonstrate...
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Jul 11, 2023 14:01
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 Wanna take the forbidden coin? https://www.iflscience.com/scientists-opened-up-a-jar-in-a-cemetery-and-found-a-mummified-green-hand-clutching-a-copper-coin-67001
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Jul 11, 2023 14:10
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the real curse isnt stealing from the mummy its the writing on the i loving love science website
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Jul 11, 2023 14:28
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CuwiKhons posted:What are they going to do if you leave? Fire you? Yes. Getting fired is worse on your resume than quitting. If they refuse to say you quit then you can't use them as a reference, so you either have a gap in your employment history or a reference that says they fired you, and I'm sure they won't explain that you were fired for not wanting to work there anymore.
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Jul 11, 2023 15:10
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more falafel please posted:Yes. Getting fired is worse on your resume than quitting. If they refuse to say you quit then you can't use them as a reference, so you either have a gap in your employment history or a reference that says they fired you, and I'm sure they won't explain that you were fired for not wanting to work there anymore. lol nobody gives a gently caress if you got fired from mcdicks
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Jul 11, 2023 16:55
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My Spirit Otter posted:lol nobody gives a gently caress if you got fired from mcdicks I do.
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Jul 11, 2023 17:05
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Unperson_47 posted:This could be a yokai. It is, you're looking for a shirime. Shirime
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Jul 11, 2023 17:07
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My Spirit Otter posted:lol nobody gives a gently caress if you got fired from mcdicks then why does it matter that they get to fire you
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Jul 11, 2023 17:34
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https://i.imgur.com/i8A2HHt.mp4
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Jul 11, 2023 17:37
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I hate humanity.
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Jul 11, 2023 17:37
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Christ, what river is that?
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OMFG FURRY posted:then why does it matter that they get to fire you it doesnt, theyre trying to scare 15 year olds into not quitting because firing affects their PERMANENT RECORD
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Jul 11, 2023 17:59
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Manager Hoyden posted:Christ, what river is that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDY3I841q0
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Jul 11, 2023 18:08
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Something like 90% of the plastic in the pacific comes from just a few rivers where people do this regularly.
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Jul 11, 2023 18:31
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My Spirit Otter posted:it doesnt, theyre trying to scare 15 year olds into not quitting because firing affects their PERMANENT RECORD The best job advice my mom ever gave me as a teenager was “The grocery store isn’t going to talk to McDonald’s.”
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My Spirit Otter posted:it doesnt, theyre trying to scare 15 year olds into not quitting because firing affects their PERMANENT RECORD yeah this is absolutely meant to manipulate people who don't know any better, who are desperate, etc
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Jul 11, 2023 18:54
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Code Jockey posted:yeah this is absolutely meant to manipulate people who don't know any better, who are desperate, etc permanent record, lol. May we contact this employer? [ ]yes [x]no
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Jul 11, 2023 18:55
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I am a manager and I occasionally get resumes from old people that includes every job theyve ever had and the resume is like 5 pages long
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Jul 11, 2023 18:59
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A resume is like your dick: if it's too short noone will want you!!
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Jul 11, 2023 19:01
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Killingyouguy! posted:A resume is like your dick: if it's too short noone will want you!! It's not the length of your resume that counts, it's how you present it.
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Jul 11, 2023 19:02
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i will need references from the last 3 people you slept with so I can get a good feel for your dick
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Grey Cat posted:permanent record, lol. That's exactly as enforceable as the no-quit sign.
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Jul 11, 2023 19:07
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My dick is accredited and certified
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Jul 11, 2023 19:08
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maybealabia posted:My dick is accredited and certified by what governing body?
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Jul 11, 2023 19:11
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My genitals are UL and TüV certified 
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Jul 11, 2023 19:12
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drat did the Ul have to test it to destruction?
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Jul 11, 2023 19:14
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 RIP kidney
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Jul 11, 2023 19:14
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Grey Cat posted:permanent record, lol. ya, but the people theyre trying to, and probably succeeding at, intimidating are usually meek pushovers or people with little to no life experience
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Jul 11, 2023 19:36
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My Spirit Otter posted:ya, but the people theyre trying to, and probably succeeding at, intimidating are usually meek pushovers or people with little to no life experience To be fair I get that, I was a meek pushover at my first couple jobs. My first job was at 14 or 15 (Idaho sad lol). You better believe I didn't know poo poo at that age and that was definitely abused.
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there's a real winner at life
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Jul 11, 2023 19:45
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Baronjutter posted:Something like 90% of the plastic in the pacific comes from just a few rivers where people do this regularly. Oh good to hear my reusable straw is saving the earth 
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Jul 11, 2023 19:47
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It was pure clickbait, he couldn't get the real thing.
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Jul 11, 2023 19:47
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DamnCanadian posted:When I was a kid I asked my dad what hot dogs were made of and he said lips and assholes Funnily enough, that's exactly what my father in law used to say. He absolutely will not eat sausages, hot dogs or otherwise. My ex-wife would only eat a particular brand, and me... gently caress it. Sustenance is sustenance.
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Jul 11, 2023 19:51
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how prolapsed does an rear end in a top hat have to be to get a hotdogs worth of meat out of it
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I don't think the McDonalds sign is meant to say they won't allow you to quit but that they're going to do what they can to see if there's anything they can do to keep you there. It is a pretty aggressive way to express that though.
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