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Everybody jacks off one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back If the wankman can do it, so can you
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There, that's my snipe. That's what you're getting today
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
Doddamees Grammasows.
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Jippa posted:Doddamees Grammasows.
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I would eat all of these haribos
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Albinator posted:My recollection is that this did not solve the problem, but rather created a number of smaller - but still substantial - problems. Surely if you use enough explosive you can recreate that mythbusters ep with the cement truck?
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I have an idea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4u9ku6Z8CI
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The Perfect Element posted:
It's the media doing what they like best: gossiping about their colleagues, while maintaining a sense of exclusivity and superiority by constantly hinting to us plebs that they know all sorts of secret stuff but just aren't telling... yet.
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Albinator posted:My recollection is that this did not solve the problem, but rather created a number of smaller - but still substantial - problems. Splitting a problem up into lots of smaller problems can make them more manageable, unless you're a bystander or you parked your car nearby.
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Jul 12, 2023 10:40
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https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1679040341331128320 They've solved the housing crisis 
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Must be in exchange for some kind of favours, otherwise he could have bought £1.8b of coke and half a dozen ridiculously overcontracted bungalows and still been of more use.
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Jul 12, 2023 10:47
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that would have bought so many fake brick vents and non-existent insulation batts
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Jul 12, 2023 11:09
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Jesus. They could have funded fully costed air flow heat exchanger upgrades for... *checks notes* 200,000 homes. Oh. Right. Christ that's expensive.
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Jul 12, 2023 11:13
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That could have funded the construction of the foundations for the bottom leg of NJAN99s L-house
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Just doing a whipround the ministers in support of Thames Water.
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Failed Imagineer posted:L-house
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Oh so whoever said a new johnson baby dropped wasn't kidding https://twitter.com/nicholaspegg/status/1678776866487021569
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Happy Massive Racist Bonfire Day to all who celebrate. Must say I'm a little curious about the record-breaking 200ft bonfire going up in Larne tonight, which of course is  non-sectarian .  Since much wee-er bonfires have warped windows and destroyed gardens hundreds of metres away in the past, it'll be interesting to see what kind of ancillary damage is done here, and how many Unionist children are hospitalized for smoke inhalation. :britane:
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Failed Imagineer posted:Happy Massive Racist Bonfire Day to all who celebrate. Must say I'm a little curious about the record-breaking 200ft bonfire going up in Larne tonight, which of course is I think you might be a day late on this? https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/...2122894830.html
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The night all the Billy Buttons go nutbugs.
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Reveilled posted:I think you might be a day late on this? I do love that the only mention of sectarianism in that article is a link to a different article about a Nationalist area. Oh Belfast Telegraph ... change. Please change, you loving cunts.
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Reveilled posted:I think you might be a day late on this? Aw man! Time to catch up on the carnage
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Bloody Sundaes.
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OwlFancier posted:The wankman, that's what the word means.
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saying "wankman" like "wasteman"
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Dead Goon posted:Bloody Sundaes.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:But if the wankman wanks everyone in the town except himself,
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It pissed down here last night so I think quite a few bonfires got drenched. I’ve just had the joy of filming the Prod Parades
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smellmycheese posted:It pissed down here last night so I think quite a few bonfires got drenched. I’ve just had the joy of filming the Prod Parades How Big are the Big Drums?
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Jippa posted:Doddamees Grammasows. The welsh ones aren't too bad, moch coed is like "wood pigs" and pryf lludw is "ash insects"
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Failed Imagineer posted:How Big are the Big Drums? There was concern they wouldn’t be able to get them out because of rain but it passed
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Nilbop posted:I do love that the only mention of sectarianism in that article is a link to a different article about a Nationalist area. They'll never change lol, their idea of showing all sides of a story is one headline saying "ALL ENJOY TWELFTH" and another being "TWELFTH ENJOYED BY ALL"
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TwoShanks posted:The welsh ones aren't too bad, moch coed is like "wood pigs" and pryf lludw is "ash insects" "Flumps" is quite cute actually.
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flumps are those cheap marshmallow sweets, so I would be concerned about imprecision.
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Torrential rain showers here in N.I.... which is nice for all those out parading.  We call Woodlice here Slaters, same as Scotland.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:But if the wankman wanks everyone in the town except himself, The wise man wanks the man, The wanked man wanks the wanker.
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Jul 12, 2023 13:40
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... Then they came for me, and there was no one left to wank for me.
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Hard times create wanking men. Wanking men create good times. Good times create wanker men. And, wanker men create hard times.
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