Blue Footed Booby posted:

Was it powdered sugar or something? Flour and regular sugar really don't look or behave the same.

Lib and let die posted:

i choose to believe that the big tough enforcers of the state monopoly on violence are actually dumb enough to believe 1 grain of fentanyl can kill them and they're experiencing a genuine fear reaction that they can't simply pull their gun out at and make disappear

let me have my dream

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I would maybe try fentanyl once but any more than that seems like a bad idea

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I would maybe try fentanyl once but any more than that seems like a bad idea

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I would maybe try fentanyl once but any more than that seems like a bad idea

A Moose posted:

drug dealers that secretly give people free cocaine and heroin with weed?

A Moose posted:

So, how do those criminals work? How do they leave a snail trail of fentanyl residue everywhere they go without dying? Or do they just sprinkle some when they're done stealing? Are they the same drug dealers that secretly give people free cocaine and heroin with weed?

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

*adds “fentanyl snail trail” to usernames.xls*

A Moose posted:

So, how do those criminals work? How do they leave a snail trail of fentanyl residue everywhere they go without dying? Or do they just sprinkle some when they're done stealing? Are they the same drug dealers that secretly give people free cocaine and heroin with weed?

Toxic Mental posted:

Decrepus posted:

Rob Liefeld did nothing wrong.

Brother Tadger posted:

E. For reference

Krolm posted:

What have I done

A Moose posted:

So, how do those criminals work? How do they leave a snail trail of fentanyl residue everywhere they go without dying? Or do they just sprinkle some when they're done stealing? Are they the same drug dealers that secretly give people free cocaine and heroin with weed?

A Moose posted:

So, how do those criminals work? How do they leave a snail trail of fentanyl residue everywhere they go without dying? Or do they just sprinkle some when they're done stealing? Are they the same drug dealers that secretly give people free cocaine and heroin with weed?

Nessus posted:

Maybe we need a Paranoia thread.

Cessna posted:

I don't think I'd have the clearance needed to read the thread, much less learn of its existence.

Leperflesh posted:

I'll create one in the mods forum.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

RFC2324 posted:

just post it in the conspiracy forum

Captain Hygiene posted:

But that forum burned down in a server fire nigh on twenty years ago!

RFC2324 posted:

just post it in the conspiracy forum

RFC2324 posted:

goons are real and poo poo

Captain Hygiene posted:

But that forum burned down in a server fire nigh on twenty years ago!

RFC2324 posted:

goons are real poo poo

Outrail posted:

Lol what do you think this is, hellworld?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

how the gently caress do you 'accidentally' put fake sugar in the salt shaker

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I read all the horror stories regarding phenazepam before I purchased it. "Such irresponsible drug users," I thought to myself. My ex-boyfriend and I bought a gram of lab-tested, 99% pure, powdered phenazepam online in April 2013.

If you're not familiar with it, phenazepam is a benzodiazepine analogue. It exhibits similar effects. Anxiolytic, loss of inhibition, coordination issues, amnesia. It is ridiculously potent. In the above picture, there is the equivalent of 10,000 10mg Valium tablets. Not only that, but effects after sublingual dosing cannot be felt for at least one and a half hours, up to four. My ex and I both took around 3 hours. However, even then, we didn't really FEEL high. This made repeated-dosing seem like a great idea. To top it all off, we weren't weighing it. I read a post that recommended dipping a dry toothpick into the bag and placing it under the tongue. So that's what we did. Three times a day. Everyday. For two weeks.

What were some of the consequences?

I was fired from my job for screaming, "Who the gently caress cares where I put the drink? This is McDonalds."

I walked into my local Walmart, picked up a $150 airsoft rifle, and strolled out. The alarm went off, so naturally, I took off like a bat outta hell and didn't look back. I'm just assuming I'm not welcome there anymore, but I'm not going to test the waters.

I rear-ended my high school sweetheart's mom's brand-new Prius. With my current boyfriend in the car. Yeaahhh.

I received a $520 speeding ticket in Massachusetts. My license is still suspended there.

I fell asleep at the wheel (ex in the car with me) in Vermont at 4 am, destroying a fire-hydrant and some elderly woman's fence. I fled the scene, but my front plate fell off. The state police showed up at my house in Connecticut while my family was still asleep, unaware I was even gone. I got a call from the Brattleboro PD a couple hours later. They let me turn myself in, thankfully. Earlier the same night, Ryan and I climbed out a second-story window to escape my mother. She was threatening to send us to detox. So, we fled to VT.

I also stole a 45-year-old bottle of wine in Brattleboro as a gift for my mother. No, she wasn't any less mad. She called the police, and they took me to a hospital where I was held until she could get there. I was then brought straight to detox in Connecticut.

When my father found my stash of phenazepam, he thought it was cocaine. He rubbed a finger-full onto his gums. An hour later, my brother found him in front of a frying pan, with the stove on high. It contained a loaf of bread still in the bag. My brother called 911 after my dad asked him if he wanted any eggs. During a 3-day stay in the hospital, my father successfully escaped. Ripped out the IV and walked out. He was picked up by some staties that he used to be on the force with. He was also caught standing on a sink, trying to, "escape through the air vents." Thankfully the staff were able to talk him out of it without sedating him.

I took a medical leave from college, so I didn't receive any credit for my classes. Thousands of dollars down the drain.

My short-term memory is still not 100%. I have to write EVERYTHING down, or I'll forget.

I wouldn't recommend anyone even try phenazepam (especially in powder form), unless you are under constant supervision of a knowledgeable, responsible, sober person. I am a seasoned drug user, and so far, this substance is the only one of dozens that I have sworn off.

aardwolf posted:

EorayMel posted:

EorayMel posted:

sebmojo posted:

following the link, that's actually a reddit quote?

still insane, but i don't think gumbel is a phenazepam madman

Kitfox88 posted:

That was the zelda ocarina song drug right?

Grassy Knowles posted:

*adds usernames.xls to usernames.md*

Zetsubou-san posted:

Is Doctor Usernames OK with this?

Grassy Knowles posted:

gently caress Doctor Usernames

Karate Bastard posted:

The above post was a joke, but it would hella explain a lot of whatever the hell this is *gestures out the window*

OwlFancier posted:

does the silicone elf puntl count as silmarillion fanfiction?

BonHair posted:

I think it's a self insert, yeah