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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

sebzilla posted:

Jenny Chapman wants a word

that it the joke yes

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Guavanaut posted:

lol that's not Liz Truss, it's my line manager from 20 years ago. And everyone else's I think.


I'm the bird poo poo on her shoulder

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I think that represents the mini-budget.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

https://twitter.com/JB0001996/status/1679174597063720969

Has Charlie Brooker ever said something that hasn't come true? :tinfoil:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

I think that represents the mini-budget.

no Kwasi is Ghanian, not guano, even if his budget was as such

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

TACD posted:

https://twitter.com/JB0001996/status/1679174597063720969

Has Charlie Brooker ever said something that hasn't come true? :tinfoil:

Brooker is John Titor confirmed

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

no Kwasi is Ghanian, not guano, even if his budget was as such
Perhaps the real Guano Island was the UK all along, and on the same lines the "you must have your cholera and typhoid vaccinations to enter or leave sub-Saharan Africa in the 90s" was just an elaborate revenge joke setting the stage for Thames Water.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Miriam margoyles meeting some transgender locals (not sure where)..nice video


https://twitter.com/itssamanthaaaa_/status/1678836515428872195?s=20

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

TACD posted:

https://twitter.com/JB0001996/status/1679174597063720969

Has Charlie Brooker ever said something that hasn't come true? :tinfoil:
I'm reading through "I Can Make You Hate" at the moment, a collection of articles from late 2010 to early 2012, and for the most part they make eerie reading in light of the poo poo we've got going on now.

I have however just got up to his take on the riots which seem to put the whole thing down to "thugs just wanted to steal trainers" which is a pretty poo poo take.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001



That's an official photo from here

e: oops, it's old. It's still loving creepy and was new to me

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Jul 13, 2023

Mebh
May 10, 2010


He heard the child in blue liked a tweet by Carol Vorderman.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I have however just got up to his take on the riots which seem to put the whole thing down to "thugs just wanted to steal trainers" which is a pretty poo poo take.

Not that it's a free pass but thinking back to the riots, the level of poo poo takes was impressive. That clip of the girls saying "We're getting our taxes back" was played on loop, and the guy running down the street with a box of frozen KFC while an old lady tutted on the corner. Plus that stupid broom bit the next day. It was just wall to wall middle class hand wringing over the poor's getting uppity beyond their station.

Mebh fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Jul 13, 2023

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Miriam margoyles meeting some transgender locals (not sure where)..nice video


https://twitter.com/itssamanthaaaa_/status/1678836515428872195?s=20

Please stop using twitter

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

So who did Newsnight get on to talk about Huw and defend his employer , The Sun? Why - the man who wrote this ..:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
A subject matter expert

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/jul/13/policy-plans-labour-britain-keir-starmer

quote:


Starmer’s Labour are not simply defined by what it will stand up for but what it won’t. If the Labour party isn’t comfortable coming out for decent child benefits, universal social care or tackling climate change, it hardly needs a manifesto to show voters what its values are. It has made that quite clear already. After 13 years of Tory rule, the public have every right to expect the opposition to be offering meaningful change. As it stands, “Britain: pretty much like now but slightly better” is the election slogan they will get.


"I need this dog that I've purchased to meow and scratch the furniture."

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Labour: Managed Decline Managed Better

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Finally, true bipartisanship: both parties working together to show the British public that there is no hope for the future, better things aren’t possible, and it would be best to just lie down and quietly die.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Please stop using twitter

Can't. I'm an addict. I wouldn't have seen this anywhere else though.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

TACD posted:

it would be best to just lie down and quietly die.
Both parties are against any kind of MAID policy so we don't even get that.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Being fair Frances Ryan was one of the people who most effusively praised Corbyn's 2019 manifesto, particularly on it treating people with disabilities with dignity. She is the kind of person I would expect to call out Keith for this poo poo.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Keith and Tone together at last

https://twitter.com/institutegc/status/1679433087619411968?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

TACD posted:

Finally, true bipartisanship: both parties working together to show the British public that there is no hope for the future, better things aren’t possible, and it would be best to just lie down and quietly die.

guardian comments are a riot with a small kernel of people screaming “we need to hold the course and get tories out please ignore keir being poo poo” and “gah you left wing cry babies are not serious about getting into government corybyn is evil “

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

[Diana voice] A new briefing has come in, 47.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


id be fascinated to know if behind the scenes tony will just give him general encouragement and pleasantries or if he will grab him by the elbow and stress “mate, you’re making GBS threads this thing up, try to win?!”

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

OwlFancier posted:

Shaun put out a 2 hour video on how posie parker is just a big nazi and it's pretty impressive how she has apparently managed to invent fascism from first principles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBy93QX7ysE

I think they really are just colossally thick.

Getting into an twitter argument with a bot :lol:

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/1679441773674807296

:allears:

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

one weird trick!

isn’t the standard legal process to assume the worst so people can’t just pretend to lose the password to their child porn collection

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Jel Shaker posted:

isn’t the standard legal process to assume the worst so people can’t just pretend to lose the password to their child porn collection

That's for the regular scum, not the upper classes

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Foiled by the lack of ability to do a password reset for some reason. He wriggled out once again!

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

boris walks out of the Men in Black room that burns off your fingerprints

“by golly gosh old chums, i appear to have lost the ability to use the finger print recognition access to my iphone! cripes! silly me”

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
We need to ban end to end encryption to prevent criminals evading the law in this way.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1679456500522131456

So yet another squeeze on public services.

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Jul 13, 2023

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

So shutting down canteens and/or cleaners then.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Long thread from an ex of Wootton:

https://twitter.com/rubytrubes/status/1679242951594049539


happyhippy posted:

So shutting down canteens and/or cleaners then.

And in care situations, having a lottery to decide who lives and who dies

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Jul 13, 2023

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

fuctifino posted:

Long thread from an ex of Wootton:

https://twitter.com/rubytrubes/status/1679242951594049539

And in care situations, having a lottery to decide who lives and who dies

2 numbers and a thunderball can take up to 6 months off your waiting list.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

fuctifino posted:



That's an official photo from here

e: oops, it's old. It's still loving creepy and was new to me

i think that "United Kingdom" map might be a bit outdated :ssh:

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

crispix posted:

i think that "United Kingdom" map might be a bit outdated :ssh:

Noticed that as well, living in a dream world.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Looks ok to me? Is it that the Massive North Sea Digger Slater is missing

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Failed Imagineer posted:

Looks ok to me? Is it that the Massive North Sea Digger Slater is missing

It appears to have all of Ireland on it.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Irish border issue resolved by hiding it with the strap from a child's backpack.

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