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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Sakurazuka posted:

Salmon looks like someone left it out on a counter for a day or two

more falafel please posted:

or maybe they smoked it

That's essentially what the smoking process is.

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

more falafel please posted:

or maybe they smoked it

I'll smoke that with you, I'll go to the looney bin, I don't give a gently caress

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


That is not what good or even barely edible smoked salmon looks like.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
looks like they ran it through an air fryer.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

https://v.redd.it/qq70k18fqjbb1/DASH_720.mp4

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I like the studding of the butter with garlic cloves, a step which was absolutely negated by the cooking process

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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They could have got so much more garlic per garlic if they'd crushed it or i dunno something

A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"
That was a huge waste of time, ingredients and effort to make a processed block of food stuff.

So many of these types of videos are just that "Wasting food fad" from the Simpson's from the 90's.

4 cloves of crushed and sliced garlic into a third of the butter would have brought more to the table if it's just used as a glaze.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

SlothfulCobra posted:

They've somehow managed to fry it to make it look like real food. This is it in its natural state, the "normal way" it's eaten.

It's dried cod cured in lye and then rehydrated to make it gelatinous. One of those horrifying scandinavian abominations , but this one has wound up being more popular with scandinavian-americans than it is in the motherland.

if its served that gelatinous it was not properly de-lyed and someone hosed up

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

By popular demand posted:

Quick, get the gastroenterologist!

he's my cousin

well why not
Feb 10, 2009





reading this thread with lactose intolerance is hard mode

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Brawnfire posted:

I like the studding of the butter with garlic cloves, a step which was absolutely negated by the cooking process

It aligns the garlic chakras for optimal flavor

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


There is no way 5m in the oven melted that entire block of cheese through.
I know I know, it's just random maybe improvised crap.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That's butter. Not that I'd put it past tiktok food people to dunk a whole loaf of bread into melted cheese and bake it but cheese doesn't melt into a clear liquid.

e: wait disregard I am stupid today

e2: I do kinda want to see the cheese-dunked bread video now, I'm sure it exists

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
that bread looks good once it comes out of the oven, i just want the bread

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I'd eat the set aside bowl of buttered garlic with a spoon.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

zedprime posted:

I'd eat the set aside bowl of buttered garlic with a spoon.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

My Lovely Horse posted:

That's butter. Not that I'd put it past tiktok food people to dunk a whole loaf of bread into melted cheese

How else do you eat camembert??

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GfQ6wxKmN4

Feel like this would be better with literally anything other than cabbage

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Scarodactyl posted:

There is no way 5m in the oven melted that entire block of cheese through.
I know I know, it's just random maybe improvised crap.

It didn't really all melt though, it's just kinda squishy.

Fine if you want to eat a block of cheese and pepperoni in a baguette I guess.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Sakurazuka posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GfQ6wxKmN4

Feel like this would be better with literally anything other than cabbage

That feels like too much: chicken is great with some spices and maybe a dollop of mayo, adding yogurt and cheese feels odd to me.
but yes I can't imagine the cabbage adds anything, bake your chicken on sliced onions.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



SlothfulCobra posted:

It didn't really all melt though, it's just kinda squishy.
Some of the raw, refrigerated green bell pepper is charred at the edges, the 5 minutes are a lie.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Sakurazuka posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GfQ6wxKmN4

Feel like this would be better with literally anything other than cabbage

God, the sound effects are straight out of Tim& Eric :barf:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Sakurazuka posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GfQ6wxKmN4

Feel like this would be better with literally anything other than cabbage

Everybody’s so creative!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Nah, you really gotta eat it before it cools off

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





teen witch posted:

Everybody’s so creative!

I have literally only seen one of her videos, and I instantly heard this in her voice lol.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Buckle up, we going for a ride.

https://i.imgur.com/FTerXBa.mp4

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


Three plain hotdogs and some fries for the kids, Kebab salad for mom, hookah for dad.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

FreudianSlippers posted:


Three plain hotdogs and some fries for the kids, Kebab salad for mom, hookah for dad.

And they say there’s nothing in Torshälla
(this isn’t your image right)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I thought it was a typo at first, are the kids really chowing down on fisk nuggets over there?

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

yeah they're fish nuggets

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

teen witch posted:

And they say there’s nothing in Torshälla
(this isn’t your image right)

I was but have since moved on to greener pastures.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

FreudianSlippers posted:

I was but have since moved on to greener pastures.

My condolences.

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

Those are some wack rear end prices, especially the korvtallrik. Ninety freaking kronor for three plain hot dogs and a serving of fries that you know is going to the cheapest frozen brand they could find.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Captain Hygiene posted:

I thought it was a typo at first, are the kids really chowing down on fisk nuggets over there?

They've misspelled a whole lotta words on there

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:

Buckle up, we going for a ride.

https://i.imgur.com/FTerXBa.mp4

What the gently caress is with the mic picking up every single drat squish and crunch? Not only are they dumping hot whatever the gently caress they cooked in the pan directly onto lettuce, but the audio is exaggerated squishes and crunches :barf:

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

dog nougat posted:

What the gently caress is with the mic picking up every single drat squish and crunch? Not only are they dumping hot whatever the gently caress they cooked in the pan directly onto lettuce, but the audio is exaggerated squishes and crunches :barf:

anti food porn asmr

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Grand Fromage posted:

Rock thing seems insane but I have had stuff in China that was just an inedible object covered in a sauce you sucked off. Like chicken spines with chili oil on them. There's nothing to actually eat.

Spines are delicious

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Improbable Lobster posted:

Spines are delicious

Did mad cow disease write this

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