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can we reduce the artificial gravity so i can squat more weight in the gym
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numberoneposter posted:can we reduce the artificial gravity so i can squat more weight in the gym  SPACELUNK ALARM
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Jul 13, 2023 22:55
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can i like, just pop my head out for a smoke at least? gently caress
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Jul 13, 2023 23:22
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Toxic Mental posted:Callisto is your mom's name, right OP? Quoting myself here because this deserves to be on two pages. Where are my loving props
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Jul 13, 2023 23:45
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I have a thick southern accent and wear a hat I’m the pilot yall ooooo boy
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Jul 13, 2023 23:47
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Don't tell anyone but I'm stowing away. I'm under a bed. It's actually pretty nice down here. Smells like nickels
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Jul 13, 2023 23:52
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don’t look at me, i don’t know how she died, i was just doing my tasks over here
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Jul 14, 2023 00:09
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There's a mosquito in here. I don't know how but there is. I can hear it droning.
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Jul 14, 2023 00:16
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bout to hotbox this bitch 
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Jul 14, 2023 00:21
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god damnit
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Jul 14, 2023 00:22
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who keeps letting their dog poop on the promenade, pick that poo poo up, cmon
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Jul 14, 2023 00:25
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What the gently caress! I’m the Research Masturbator on this vessel and I haven’t seen a single big cum
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Jul 14, 2023 00:26
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Seems like a lot of engineers and not enough doctors, and you forgot the Research Masturbator. Thank you for noticing this grievous error please submit your big cum at your earliest convenience
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Jul 14, 2023 00:28
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Why are we going to Callisto and not Europa or Ganymede? gently caress this mission. I'm going to Nedry this bitch
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Jul 14, 2023 00:38
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numberoneposter posted:can we reduce the artificial gravity so i can squat more weight in the gym As a gym nerd myself this got me curious. The Advanced Resistive Exercise Device - a vacuum-tube-driven device installed on the ISS that can be configured to do different bar and cable exercises - can be adjusted to the equivalent of a 600lb bar. Now I'm curious who the real gym rat astronaut athletes are who can even squat that much.
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Jul 14, 2023 00:56
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Hitting your Earth equivalent 1RM in space is a loving boss move.
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Jul 14, 2023 01:02
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skooma512 posted:Why are we going to Callisto and not Europa or Ganymede? We can't attempt any landings on Europa. Jeez, check your email once in a while.
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Jul 14, 2023 01:23
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Thank you for noticing this grievous error please submit your big cum at your earliest convenience So you got like a bag or cup or something? There’s a lot of zinc in my vitamin stack so I’m gonna need something that can hold some volume.
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Jul 14, 2023 01:45
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So... uh... we've been in this mission for a while now, but actually... does anyone remember why we're going to Callisto?
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Jul 14, 2023 02:22
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DrSunshine posted:So... uh... we've been in this mission for a while now, but actually... does anyone remember why we're going to Callisto? well you see, we're going to get out of this tube hurling through space, and get into another tube jammed into a rock hurling through space.
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Jul 14, 2023 02:34
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DrSunshine posted:So... uh... we've been in this mission for a while now, but actually... does anyone remember why we're going to Callisto? To get as far away from Earth as possible, of course. My latin is a bit rusty but I think that may actually be what it says on the mission patch.
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Jul 14, 2023 02:48
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Why is it taking 8 years to reach Callisto.
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Hollismason posted:Why is it taking 8 years to reach Callisto. Not enough cum.  Shoulda booked the Overdog. 
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Mister Speaker posted:As a gym nerd myself this got me curious. The Advanced Resistive Exercise Device - a vacuum-tube-driven device installed on the ISS that can be configured to do different bar and cable exercises - can be adjusted to the equivalent of a 600lb bar. Now I'm curious who the real gym rat astronaut athletes are who can even squat that much. maybe not a proper squat but i think with a leg press you are gonna hit 600 lbs if you have 354 days in orbit, the longest ever on the iss, and every day is leg day numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Jul 14, 2023 |
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Jul 14, 2023 03:34
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i could easily lift 262 kg in space, but not 600 lbs
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Hollismason posted:Why is it taking 8 years to reach Callisto. 3 years to, 2 on site, 3 years back. Cap’n Redshirt already briefed us on this.
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Jul 14, 2023 04:13
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what? that's 14 years, i have an appointment in 9 years i can't miss
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Overdog posted:Shoulda booked the Overdog. Not much, what's over with you dog?
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Bad Purchase posted:what? that's 14 years, i have an appointment in 9 years i can't miss BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:3 years to, 2 on site, 3 years back. Cap’n Redshirt already briefed us on this. Looks like 8 years by my math 
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Jul 14, 2023 04:16
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Hollismason posted:Why is it taking 8 years to reach Callisto. Because captain chickenshit won't use the throttle. The speed limit is 1c, gramps!
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i read your post as 6 plus 2 plus 6, i think i'm experiencing space madness
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Bad Purchase posted:i read your post as 6 plus 2 plus 6, i think i'm experience space madness *blows party horn. Tweee!*
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skooma512 posted:Why are we going to Callisto and not Europa or Ganymede? Because this is a Spike-centric two-parter, and Jet already had his ex-wife episode.
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Bad Purchase posted:i read your post as 6 plus 2 plus 6, i think i'm experience space madness That’s worrying. You should go have a rest in Medical. You know where it is right? Down the hall, take a right, get Keycard A from Pratchett (he travels back and forth between Engineering and Mechanical from 8am to 5pm with an hour in Dining at 12 noon). After you get Keycard A, use it to access Level 2 Recreation and set the score on the foosball table to 0-3 blue which will dispense a ball with the combination to the safe in Lieutenant Miller’s office. Miller doesn’t like people touching his stuff so you’ll have to wait until he leaves to use the bathroom. He’s former Marine so you’ll only have 34 seconds to open the safe, grab Keycard B, and exit the office without being seen. Use Keycard B to ride the service elevator to Sub-Level 3 and take a left, watching out for the Screecher (he’s blind so as long as you crouch you should be fine; if he hears you, well, let’s just say it’s a good thing you’re getting closer to Medical). Anyway follow the hallway down to Pre-Medical where you’ll need to use the Space Fabricator to make Keycard C. The Filament Roll for the Fabricator can be found back on Level 2 Supply but the door’s locked so you’ll need to get in through the service ducts; you can find a screwdriver back in Mechanical. Once you have the Filament Roll head back to the Fabricator and produce Keycard C. With Keycard C in hand, return to Mechanical and use it to open the Broom Closet and retrieve the Broom. Use the Broom to tidy up this knee-high pile of debris which is currently preventing us from accessing Medical, which as you can see, is directly behind me.
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skooma512 posted:Why are we going to Callisto and not Europa or Ganymede? Ganymede and Europa are bathed in radiation from Jupiter. Good luck if you want to hang out there. Callisto is chill and radiation free.
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I snuck a lil hamster on 
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:That’s worrying. You should go have a rest in Medical. You know where it is right? Down the hall, take a right, get Keycard A from Pratchett (he travels back and forth between Engineering and Mechanical from 8am to 5pm with an hour in Dining at 12 noon). After you get Keycard A, use it to access Level 2 Recreation and set the score on the foosball table to 0-3 blue which will dispense a ball with the combination to the safe in Lieutenant Miller’s office. Miller doesn’t like people touching his stuff so you’ll have to wait until he leaves to use the bathroom. He’s former Marine so you’ll only have 34 seconds to open the safe, grab Keycard B, and exit the office without being seen. Use Keycard B to ride the service elevator to Sub-Level 3 and take a left, watching out for the Screecher (he’s blind so as long as you crouch you should be fine; if he hears you, well, let’s just say it’s a good thing you’re getting closer to Medical). Anyway follow the hallway down to Pre-Medical where you’ll need to use the Space Fabricator to make Keycard C. The Filament Roll for the Fabricator can be found back on Level 2 Supply but the door’s locked so you’ll need to get in through the service ducts; you can find a screwdriver back in Mechanical. Once you have the Filament Roll head back to the Fabricator and produce Keycard C. With Keycard C in hand, return to Mechanical and use it to open the Broom Closet and retrieve the Broom. Use the Broom to tidy up this knee-high pile of debris which is currently preventing us from accessing Medical, which as you can see, is directly behind me. i can't find the ion torch anywhere
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DrSunshine posted:*blows party horn. Tweee!* VUZULVA!!!!
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kazr posted:I snuck a lil hamster on Fantastic, just what we need, another Screecher 
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Bad Purchase posted:i can't find the ion torch anywhere Here you can borrow mine but the batteries are dead. You know where to get batteries right?
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