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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:I’m not a genius car maker, but it seems to me like you’d want a car that’s, I dunno, visible. One time I saw a guy in a full body camo outfit get run over in a crosswalk.
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Jul 14, 2023 06:11
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:When's the next pay day? everyday is a paypay on the hottest social media app!
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Jul 14, 2023 06:17
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Salt Fish posted:One time I saw a guy in a full body camo outfit get run over in a crosswalk. no you didn't he was in full camo
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Jul 14, 2023 06:47
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1679676560889237504?t=yIq73uBfWmynPRniE5XdcA&s=19 
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Jul 14, 2023 07:03
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spaceblancmange posted:everyday is a paypay on the hottest social media app! But we're talking about Twitter
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Jul 14, 2023 07:05
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1679717154973945856 payouts are apparently based solely on which accounts blue checks look at most?
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Jul 14, 2023 07:14
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so only impressions from verified users are there even 100k verified users at this point lol
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Jul 14, 2023 07:17
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Travis Brown posted:My rough estimate for the total number of Blue subscribers is between 815k and 865k, but it's been almost half a year since the last internal leak, and Twitter has been making this data much harder to access, so at this point this list is most useful as a lower bound: as of today, there are at least 733k Twitter accounts subscribed to Twitter Blue, and that's probably at least 85-90% of the total number of subscribers.
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Jul 14, 2023 07:22
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ah so you just gotta show 10 million ads to a million or so verified users. sounds legit
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Jul 14, 2023 07:32
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still lol at paying money to get ads
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Jul 14, 2023 07:36
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:I’m not a genius car maker, but it seems to me like you’d want a car that’s, I dunno, visible. it’s not a sweet camo paint job to make it stealth it’s cargo culting real car manufacturer behaviour for prototype vehicles being road tested
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Jul 14, 2023 08:24
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spaceblancmange posted:everyday is a paypay on the hottest social media app!
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Jul 14, 2023 10:10
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Goffer posted:Yeah he just paid a sex trafficker (tate) $20,000 as well https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1679665542808977410
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Jul 14, 2023 11:13
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Goffer posted:Yeah he just paid a sex trafficker (tate) $20,000 as well It’s not like this is the first time Elon has paid a sex trafficker, it’s just the first time he’s done it for tweeting.
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Jul 14, 2023 11:42
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:genuine question does 4chan still exist? someone told me a while ago that the ownership was trying to keep down the nsfw stuff to make the site more advertiser friendly since that worked out so well for tumblr Just for fun, this is what ads on 4chan are like
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Jul 14, 2023 12:28
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Fig 1
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Jul 14, 2023 12:30
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Fig 2
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Jul 14, 2023 12:30
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why would you put a delicious banana in it
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Jul 14, 2023 12:44
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Malloc Voidstar posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1679717154973945856 lol he's turning twitter into an MLM
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Jul 14, 2023 12:53
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Virtual Russian posted:no cents is weird. Musk doesn't make cents? Just figured that out?
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Jul 14, 2023 13:00
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Malloc Voidstar posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1679717154973945856 thank you based elon for letting me opt out of this weird for-profit ecosystem by never paying for blue check what a powerful business brain
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Jul 14, 2023 13:05
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No wonder the only accounts getting paid were chuds
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Jul 14, 2023 13:15
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It owns that most of those accounts just blatantly steal content
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Jul 14, 2023 13:23
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only chuds and elon fetishists own the blue check, this policy seems like really good news for like ian cheong or cat turds or the handful of stonks/crypto accounts and virtually no one else, p much for the people exclusively in elons orbit, happy for everyone involved 
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Jul 14, 2023 13:27
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tenderjerk posted:only chuds and elon fetishists own the blue check, this policy seems like really good news for like ian cheong or cat turds or the handful of stonks/crypto accounts and virtually no one else, p much for the people exclusively in elons orbit, happy for everyone involved mr. turd apparently didn't get paid because he couldn't get approved for a stripe account
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Jul 14, 2023 13:29
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how long before they tear each other apart by comparing how much they’re making
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Jul 14, 2023 13:29
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It's already starting to happen a bit
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Jul 14, 2023 13:31
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:how long before they tear each other apart by comparing how much they’re making When people find out checks are actually clearing
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Jul 14, 2023 13:38
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you don't get to the top of the business world by not doing brave moves like "get my most faithful sycophants to eventually turn on me hard and accuse me of 'robbing' them"
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Jul 14, 2023 13:41
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Business Gorillas posted:When people find out checks are actually clearing do you not believe actual convicted fraudster brian krassenstein when he said twitter paid him money
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Jul 14, 2023 13:42
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pay catturd
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Jul 14, 2023 13:48
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a.lo posted:pay catturd
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Jul 14, 2023 13:53
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a.lo posted:pay catturd
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Jul 14, 2023 13:58
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lmao that Elon is so mad about Threads he is literally bribing people to post on Twitter
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Jul 14, 2023 14:51
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a.lo posted:pay catturd
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Jul 14, 2023 14:56
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a.lo posted:pay catturd
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Jul 14, 2023 15:03
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a.lo posted:pay catturd
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Jul 14, 2023 15:06
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Malloc Voidstar posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1679717154973945856 Can’t wait for the “I’m a stay at home mom who only works ten hours a week and makes six figures! Here’s my secret” ads for Twitter blue
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Jul 14, 2023 15:11
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1679676560889237504?t=yIq73uBfWmynPRniE5XdcA&s=19 the balls on this guy
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Jul 14, 2023 15:47
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just lmao that elon literally created george soros checks for posting
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