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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Fantastic, just what we need, another Screecher 1 Hamster makes 3, 3 Hamsters make 9, soon enough we are jettisoning habitat segments!
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redshirt posted:Ganymede and Europa are bathed in radiation from Jupiter. Good luck if you want to hang out there. I'm going to spend the next eight years sighing loudly, rolling my eyes, and being endlessly pettily passive aggressive because the idiot nerds at the space league voted down my clearly superior idea of going to Europa. As the Chief Biome Officer I'm going to also make sure Cap'n Redshirt's sleeping quarters are directly adjacent to the deep sea sulfur vents we're transporting for some other idiot nerd's science experiment.
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kazr posted:I snuck a lil hamster on I accidentally slipped and fell and accidentally I didn't have my pants on because I was just out of the shower and I chafe pretty bad in the space pants so I was putting on some Vaseline and anyways I fell on the little guy and now he's "up there" and I'm pretty sure he's alive.
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Poohs Packin posted:I accidentally slipped and fell and accidentally I didn't have my pants on because I was just out of the shower and I chafe pretty bad in the space pants so I was putting on some Vaseline and anyways I fell on the little guy and now he's "up there" and I'm pretty sure he's alive. Space Hippa Laws ain't so tight
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Jul 14, 2023 05:40
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30 people, one giant spinning ring, real lives. MTV's The Real World
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Jul 14, 2023 06:14
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and boy my arms are tired!
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Poohs Packin posted:I accidentally slipped and fell and accidentally I didn't have my pants on because I was just out of the shower and I chafe pretty bad in the space pants so I was putting on some Vaseline and anyways I fell on the little guy and now he's "up there" and I'm pretty sure he's alive. prep the airlock
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Jul 14, 2023 06:50
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So , uh ,what's the ship's name? I heard we were Ark 2 Did anyone pack condoms? Do we have any proof we actually left Earth orbit and aren't just an experiment to see how long it takes until we don't need eyes to see?
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Xlorp posted:So , uh ,what's the ship's name? I heard we were Ark 2 Callisto 1 (and then 2, 3, 4) Or, as the crew has been calling her, Callisto Jane.
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Xlorp posted:
Good news! Mission Control sterilized all of us pre-flight. Anyway would you like to see my wallscrolls?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Good news! Mission Control sterilized all of us pre-flight. Anyway would you like to see my wallscrolls? Hey, you "read" and signed the contract.
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Jul 14, 2023 12:09
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So we're all on the same page, the ship is a central spinning core, with a giant spinning ring attached to it. That's where all the action is, in the giant spinning ring. Private bedrooms, sauna, greenhouses, cafe, gym, handball arena, movie theater, etc.
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Mister Speaker posted:Just boot up the Neil Peart AI for that. Only if it takes this physical form. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn4IprJww8w
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Toxic Mental posted:HELLO? Let us in. Let us in. We're so cold.
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Jul 14, 2023 22:19
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Hello??? We all have the same hard drive cycles, the same engine cycles, the same light cycles....
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redshirt posted:There is no holodeck. There is a small movie theater, and a lounge area that can show movies. A small movie theater on a spaceship. Operation mystery science theater 3000 is a go. We'll spend eight years making fun of bad movies
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Jul 14, 2023 22:23
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Meatball posted:A small movie theater on a spaceship.
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numberoneposter posted:i wish someone told me they didnt have a VHS player before i hauled my entire VHS collection out of the earth's gravity well and filled my quarters to the roof with rare VHS tapes Only dvd/blu-ray in the theater, but I bet the boys in the Lab can help you out.
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[Briefly wonders if I should go see one of the two ship's counselors because I based my whole personality on my childhood favorite character from the late 20th century science fiction television show Star Trek: Voyager -- Neelix.] Nah.
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DrSunshine posted:[Briefly wonders if I should go see one of the two ship's counselors because I based my whole personality on my favorite character from the late 20th century science fiction television show Star Trek: Voyager -- Neelix.] Surely you would have already been screened out for such things.....
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DrSunshine posted:You didn't screen out the hole-gaping ghost though! Well no process is perfect am I right?
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Is one of the chefs also the "chief moral officer"? And do they have a weird female friend who will abruptly leave the voyage and spend the rest of their life as a derelict struggling with mental health issues?
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Lobus posted:Is one of the chefs also the "chief moral officer"? And do they have a weird female friend who will abruptly leave the voyage and spend the rest of their life as a derelict struggling with mental health issues? well, once underway there is no way to actually leave the mission, so, maybe metaphorically?
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Here's a closeup from Cassini of one of the hottest moons in the solar system, Enceladus: Even from Callisto orbit, getting to Enceladus will be a long mission. However, you'll be fully stocked with water and air!
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Perhaps we shouldn’t go to the moon where one half of it melted and we don’t know why.
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Fornax Disaster posted:Perhaps we shouldn’t go to the moon where one half of it melted and we don’t know why. No such issues with Callisto, check your sources.
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Fornax Disaster posted:Perhaps we shouldn’t go to the moon where one half of it melted and we don’t know why. Why, it's not like the other half is going to melt. 
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One of the reasons we are going to Callisto is it has everything we need on the surface. Endless ice to melt into water or breakup into oxygen, and endless high quality mining source due to ancient asteroid.
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Jul 15, 2023 01:39
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redshirt posted:One of the reasons we are going to Callisto is it has everything we need on the surface. Endless ice to melt into water or breakup into oxygen, and endless high quality mining source due to ancient asteroid. It doesn't have everything the body needs. 
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DrSunshine posted:It doesn't have everything the body needs. Indeed. I value your service as Morale Officer.
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redshirt posted:No such issues with Callisto, check your sources. Sorry, sounded like a secondary landing was being suggested for Enceladus. That place looks like it has had a major geographical accident!
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Fornax Disaster posted:Sorry, sounded like a secondary landing was being suggested for Enceladus. That place looks like it has had a major geographical accident! No sir. Enceladus might be a one day destination, but certainly not from the start.
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kazr posted:head shoulders knees and callisto It's the 4th moon out of the 4 Galilean Moons.
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Well no poo poo man did you really not know? You, me, kowalski, jacobs… like half of engineering. Hell even the old man. You thought it was just you? Ha! They found a way to conveniently sweep all our asses under the proverbial rug. We get a paycheck we can’t spend and they get a guaranteed eight years where we can’t get near children.
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MonkeyHate posted:Well no poo poo man did you really not know? You, me, kowalski, jacobs… like half of engineering. Hell even the old man. You thought it was just you? Ha! They found a way to conveniently sweep all our asses under the proverbial rug. We get a paycheck we can’t spend and they get a guaranteed eight years where we can’t get near children. That's all true, but, you realize tomorrow is another story.
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