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beer_war posted:I would never stop laughing. Any Western European country would do, really. Imagine not that long ago being the richest, most important person in the world. You could go anywhere, do anything. Now, however.....
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Jul 15, 2023 12:06
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redshirt posted:Imagine not that long ago being the richest, most important person in the world. You could go anywhere, do anything. musk's self immolation is slower but with a lower bodycount thankfully.
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Jul 15, 2023 12:08
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Ronwayne posted:musk's self immolation is slower but with a lower bodycount thankfully. To be fair, I don't think anyone except his sycophants and temporarily embarrassed millionaires that give Muskmelon free publicity for whatever reason consider him all that important. zone fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Jul 15, 2023 |
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Jul 15, 2023 12:12
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Lammasu posted:Do you think Biden or any other western leaders will get any Ukranian statues out of this? I know Clinton got one over Bosnia. Trump should get a statue. At the bottom of the world's largest cesspool for trying to extort Zelenskyy. With a livecam so people can see the piss and poo poo splatter all over his fat loving face every time a Ukrainian flushes a toilet.
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Jul 15, 2023 12:35
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Trump should get a statue. Is there precedent for sentencing a former president to serve his term in a Ukrainian jail? Oooh, we could transfer him around the world, like a traveling ape exhibit.
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Jul 15, 2023 12:41
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A window
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Jul 15, 2023 13:20
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beer_war posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/14/world/europe/putin-russia-south-africa-brics-summit.html I wonder if Putin is going to increase the number of international meetings he insists on flying to as another safety mechanism in wake of the Wagner mutiny because he doesn't trust people in his inner circle to not consider pushing him out a window, but he also doesn't distrust them enough to push them out of a window first
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Jul 15, 2023 15:04
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Jul 15, 2023 15:30
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beer_war posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/14/world/europe/putin-russia-south-africa-brics-summit.html Putin could always borrow Snowden's ipad-on-a-stick telepresence rig and attend the summit that way. 
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Jul 15, 2023 15:50
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Lammasu posted:Do you think Biden or any other western leaders will get any Ukranian statues out of this? I know Clinton got one over Bosnia. Not that pandering to morons is ever worth it, but: A statue of Biden would probably be bad optics, and be used to push the puppet state theory
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Jul 15, 2023 16:04
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https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1679980305573203969?s=20 unfortunately his KGB contact is lying face down in a Ukrainian sunflower pre-order
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Jul 15, 2023 16:08
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1679980305573203969?s=20 Give him the Brittney Griner treatment.
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Jul 15, 2023 16:09
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Russia would give him a Hero of the Russian Federation medal tho
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Jul 15, 2023 16:14
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Secret agent top tips checklist (not for distribution!!) 1. Threaten the police
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Jul 15, 2023 16:17
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1679980305573203969?s=20
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Jul 15, 2023 16:19
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EorayMel posted:I wonder if Putin is going to increase the number of international meetings he insists on flying to as another safety mechanism in wake of the Wagner mutiny because he doesn't trust people in his inner circle to not consider pushing him out a window, but he also doesn't distrust them enough to push them out of a window first Ok but shooting down the plane the top guy’s in is the decapitation plan for a bunch of coups.
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Jul 15, 2023 16:21
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1679980305573203969?s=20 yeah "I have connections in Moscow" doesn't quite hit the same these days
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Jul 15, 2023 16:23
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America has offered to trade first round draft pick Alex Galchenyuk for Paul Whelan and Evan Gershkovich Belarus has counteroffered with january 6er Evan Neumann who has overstayed his welcome
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Jul 15, 2023 16:24
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Powered Descent posted:Putin could always borrow Snowden's ipad-on-a-stick telepresence rig and attend the summit that way. Speaking about Snowden, guy seems to be losing his mind. https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/1679251122450513925?s=20
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Jul 15, 2023 16:47
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reportage? nerd alert!
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Jul 15, 2023 16:52
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beer_war posted:Speaking about Snowden, guy seems to be losing his mind. Edik, you are russian citizen now, time for military duty
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Jul 15, 2023 17:00
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The polls and the media have been ignoring my campaign. But they're gonna have a little surprise come election day when longshot candidate Ted T. Ganaway moves out of his parents' house and into the White House!  Joe Biden wants you to focus on my hit and run conviction, and not my 16 point plan for America!
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Jul 15, 2023 17:10
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beer_war posted:Speaking about Snowden, guy seems to be losing his mind. Ah yes, candidates with "interesting" takes like vaccines causing autism, and Sirhan Sirhan being hypnotized to kill RFK senior like something from the plot of The Naked Gun.
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Jul 15, 2023 17:11
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Tigey posted:Comedy option - he is allowed to enter, but on the return trip the plane develops a technical fault (the toilet overflows), and the plane has to divert. Personally my favourite comedy Option for this would be like this incident: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1981_Pushkin_Tu-104_crash A plane carrying Putin and his high ranking officials, where they've pressured the flight crew into overloading the plane so much with fancy furniture, luxury items, and trade goods that it flips up during takeoff and crashes in a most spectacular explosion.
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Jul 15, 2023 17:16
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Don't forget, planes have windows too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHXevnoAciY
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Jul 15, 2023 17:18
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beer_war posted:Speaking about Snowden, guy seems to be losing his mind.
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Jul 15, 2023 17:18
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Toxic Mental posted:“Leftist” tank enjoyers now going to have to do a whole new corkscrew when they pretzel themselves into explaining how Russia is denazifying and should definitely win this war. They don't seem to have a problem with Russia's anti-gay rhetoric either. I expect they will just ignore it.
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Jul 15, 2023 17:29
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beer_war posted:Speaking about Snowden, guy seems to be losing his mind. Newspapers?  The newspaper companies are gone, my man. We're in web3 now. His account has to belong to the Kremlin by now...
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Jul 15, 2023 17:31
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anonumos posted:Newspapers? He belongs to the Kremlin lol I mean he can't leave. His wife is most likely an agent, and he is living a very tailored and very very propaganda centric life. His existence is similar to an outer party member of Ingsoc.
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Jul 15, 2023 18:00
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Apparatchik points for Snowden! Soon he will get a free satisfactory meal at Vkusno i Tochka
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Jul 15, 2023 18:13
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:His existence is similar to an outer party member of Ingsoc. Too complicated, explain to me in anime
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Jul 15, 2023 18:25
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Tigey posted:I assume that in addition to land-based AA/SAM/EW systems (which while no doubt effective, involve placing an expensive, manned vehicle in harms way), militaries are also looking at the option of anti-drone drones. Just need to get the Robot Wars guys to go aerial!
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Jul 15, 2023 18:48
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beer_war posted:Speaking about Snowden, guy seems to be losing his mind. I mean, there's plenty of coverage on them. That's... how you know about them, yourself? 
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Jul 15, 2023 18:51
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"Nobody is talking about this big issue except all the major news sources I myself am reading every day."
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Jul 15, 2023 18:53
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Mederlock posted:Personally my favourite comedy Option for this would be like this incident: Very good channel documenting some of the crazier poo poo in the aerospace realm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU1f47SC_A8
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Jul 15, 2023 18:59
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lol Edward Snowden was a goon hero back in like 2013 after Ron Paul's idiotic rear end flamed out for the second time
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Jul 15, 2023 19:04
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men change after a decade. especially a decade of exile
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Jul 15, 2023 19:05
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Doesn’t Putin exclusively travel around Russia by luxury train because he’s so worried about some pilot taking one for the team? Or am I misremembering?
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Jul 15, 2023 19:09
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*kermitishly* “Hmm yes America won’t elect the antisemite. Very curious. That’s why I fled to Russia the country of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion”
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Jul 15, 2023 19:11
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Dwesa posted:What a coincidental choice of those two candidates. One guy wants to disband NATO and blames NATO for the Russian invasion, the other guy is a conspiracist nutjob who - surprise surprise - blames the United States for the Russian invasion. Aw man, Cornel West is like that? Bummer.
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