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Paul MaudDib
May 3, 2006

TEAM NVIDIA:
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I was just mowing right now and I took a twig whiplashing directly to an eye and my costco polarized sunglasses took it like a champ. They are an old pair with bent frames that I use for the crappy jobs, they slapped my face so hard I actually thought they'd shattered. It's literally only by coincidence that earlier I stopped mowing and went in for the sunglasses because the sun was bothering me, I wasn't using eyepro before.

You might say... there but go eye. :dadjoke:

Unironically though this is why it's good to not buy crappy knockoffs, the crystal on the amazon knockoffs is way way thinner than a premium sunglass like kirkland signature or rayban and it always just skeeved me the hell out. What's the difference? Shatter resistance, for one. Blessed be.

Paul MaudDib fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jul 18, 2023

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DamnitGannet
Apr 8, 2007

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Hot dogs are the deadliest food for children

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18455807/

god this is so loving sad and its something i worry about every single day im at work. i have asked what to do should i see someone choking on hot dogs in the food court and i was told that i need to contact one of the cpr certified people we have listed on the first aid kit. As someone who choked on food and had to be heimliched, the thought of having to wait until someone can track down a cpr certified employee sounds like a loving nightmare. i've already decided that i will run out there and start abdominal thrusts and they can just fire me if they have a problem with it :haibrow:

in less upsetting food court news, the chicken ceasar salad is going to become a permanent menu item, also we are getting strawberry soft serve at some point. so.. thats exciting!

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

DamnitGannet posted:

in less upsetting food court news, the chicken ceasar salad is going to become a permanent menu item, also we are getting strawberry soft serve at some point. so.. thats exciting!

bring back the chocolate, you cowards!

that said, i would def try the strawberry, that sounds good too

DamnitGannet
Apr 8, 2007

im actually really excited to try the strawberry. the vanilla will still be there, we'll just be running the strawberry on the other side of the machine which means vanilla/strawberry swirled sundaes :woop:

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good

Shredder posted:

going to tokyo over new years, what other good poo poo you got

Go to Costco! There are a couple which are within reasonable public transport from Tokyo, the Makuhari and Misato locations are close to the train station. You can get the Bulgogi bake at the food court and try out all of the original products! No meal will surpass it!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Caesar salad is objectively the worst salad. It barely even qualify as a salad.

DkHelmet
Jul 10, 2001

I pity the foal...


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Caesar salad is objectively the worst salad. It barely even qualify as a salad.

We are now enemies.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost
the important thing, the base, of caesar salad is the anchovies. no anchovies, no caesar

so, as a fish salad, its necessarily divisive

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
A chicken caesar salad is for people who want to trick themselves into thinking they are eating a salad and not a chicken sandwich in disguise.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i am going to the costco today

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

DkHelmet posted:

We are now enemies.

And my axe!

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Caesar salad is objectively the worst salad. It barely even qualify as a salad.

et tu, Brute?

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe

DamnitGannet posted:

god this is so loving sad and its something i worry about every single day im at work. i have asked what to do should i see someone choking on hot dogs in the food court and i was told that i need to contact one of the cpr certified people we have listed on the first aid kit. As someone who choked on food and had to be heimliched, the thought of having to wait until someone can track down a cpr certified employee sounds like a loving nightmare. i've already decided that i will run out there and start abdominal thrusts and they can just fire me if they have a problem with it :haibrow:

in less upsetting food court news, the chicken ceasar salad is going to become a permanent menu item, also we are getting strawberry soft serve at some point. so.. thats exciting!

You could get CPR certified, or request it!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

DkHelmet posted:

We are now enemies.

It's like the best salad... Wtf I'm so mad right now

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Saucer Hovers posted:

i am going to the costco today

I might go tomorrow.

I'm in this annoying spot where I'm not sure if I should go this sale or the next. There's only a couple of on sale things I'm interested in and while there is some stuff we need we could easily hold off for another few weeks. But do I really want to give up that $4 off Beyond Burgs?

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

The Saucer Hovers posted:

i am going to the costco today

I'm going tomorrow to pick up my monthly drug supply

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

they did not have the green onion savory nougat sandwich crackers
they are never going to have the green onion savory nougat sandwich crackers
this jar of wild armrena cherries in syrup is barely a consolation

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Caesar salad is objectively the worst salad. It barely even qualify as a salad.

When I saw what a "real" caesar salad looked like I thought I was being hosed with

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Tiny Timbs posted:

When I saw what a "real" caesar salad looked like I thought I was being hosed with

pics or it isnt salad

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Caesar salad is objectively the worst salad. It barely even qualify as a salad.

what an utterly embarrassing thing to think, let alone say loudly.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

The Saucer Hovers posted:

they did not have the green onion savory nougat sandwich crackers
they are never going to have the green onion savory nougat sandwich crackers

yeah I can't find them either :\

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

The Saucer Hovers posted:

pics or it isnt salad

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Wendigee posted:

It's like the best salad... Wtf I'm so mad right now

It has one vegetable in it and it's the most boring flavorless one.

It's hardly a surprise that the goons who frequent this thread probably don't eat a lot of fresh greens with a variety of veggies, fruits or nuts in them.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Jul 19, 2023

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

It has one vegetable in it and it's the most boring flavorless one.

It's hardly a surprise that the goons who frequent this thread probably don't eat a lot of fresh greens with a variety of veggies, fruits or nuts in them.

lmao look at this post

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

lol that a poster would turn eating the wrong salad into an attempted dunk on goons

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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He's just better than us, thats all there is to it

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Caesar salad dressing has tinned fish in it so it's quite goon friendly.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Well yeah... sell by 2022!

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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The worst salad is ambrosia. Hope that helps.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

It has one vegetable in it and it's the most boring flavorless one.

It's hardly a surprise that the goons who frequent this thread probably don't eat a lot of fresh greens with a variety of veggies, fruits or nuts in them.

Lettuce tastes great when it's covered in caesar dressing?????

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

It has one vegetable in it and it's the most boring flavorless one.

It's hardly a surprise that the goons who frequent this thread probably don't eat a lot of fresh greens with a variety of veggies, fruits or nuts in them.

swing and a miss

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

the cherries are aggressive sweet warlike its designed to hurt

bizwank
Oct 4, 2002

If you're into rum, the OG Seattle costco has a Flor de Cana 18, though only a couple cases and hidden in a back corner. I bought a bottle mostly just to encourage them to stock more better rums.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

It has one vegetable in it and it's the most boring flavorless one.

It's hardly a surprise that the goons who frequent this thread probably don't eat a lot of fresh greens with a variety of veggies, fruits or nuts in them.

I have to read posts with nuts in them.

Nuts named Impossibly Perfect Sphere!!

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Caesar salad is bullshit. It’s just cheese slathered in mayonnaise. A perfect goon food

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Renegret posted:

Lettuce tastes great when it's covered in caesar dressing?????

Mmm, big ol' bowl of mayo dressing with some lettuce swimming around. *chef's kiss*

Literally a bag of mixed greens with some vinaigrette is hundred times better.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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We get it man, you're the Vegetable Grandmaster, you can stop owning us now

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

why in the gently caress don’t they just bring back the combo slice

Is this some sort of humiliation ritual?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
It's debatable whether Caesar salad originally had anchovies in it or not but we can all at least agree that (good or bad) a Caesar salad is Mexican food.

E: \/\/They use anchovies now but it's literally up in the air whether that was a late addition or not\/\/

Soul Dentist fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jul 19, 2023

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost
caesar salad was invented in caesars hotel in tijuana

heres a dude at caesars hotel makin it. w anchovies

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rug3oaLJVMY

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