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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

Maybe if that guy's lucky, DPRK will react kind of like Iran did when a bunch of US sailors cruised into Farsi island waters on accident. Iran basically held them for a day, realized they were just very lovely sailors/navigators and not CIA super-spies, and let them go after a scripted apology.

I wouldn’t call having the choice between a US prison or being a DPRK trophy being lucky.

hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jul 19, 2023

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

hobbesmaster posted:

I would call having the choice between a US prison or being a DPRK trophy being lucky.

Sure, but compared to just being stuck in the DPRK for an indeterminate but long amount of time, being released to deal with UCMJ seems the much better of the two.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



If the US gets him back he's absolutely getting put in irons and bodily escorted back to US territory by a pair of marshals, after this stunt lol

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

orange juche posted:

If the US gets him back he's absolutely getting put in irons and bodily escorted back to US territory by a pair of marshals, after this stunt lol

Ha ha ha!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I hope he escapes again

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
DeSantis is finished.

quote:

Concerns about minors driving golf carts in Florida recently prompted the passage of a new state law, CNN affiliate WJFX reported. Anyone under the age of 18 will soon need to have a permit or driver’s license to drive a golf cart, the station reported last month.

The bill was signed into law by Gov. Ron DeSantis and goes into effect October 1.

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

Milo and POTUS posted:

I hope he escapes again
Escape from Pyongyang.
gently caress, I would love to see that movie.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

OP is one of the now-indicted fake electors:

https://twitter.com/RillaInglewood/status/1681546277488857089?t=cqfMUxIOfC6Z-UsNbJ4DhA&s=19

Shot/chaser.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Platystemon posted:

DeSantis is finished.

I know Florida lol, but I definitely had to show ID to get a cart when I was in high school.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Las Vegas police have a lead on the murder of Tupac Shakur.

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/home-searched-tupac-shakur-murder-investigation-source/story?id=101431787


The gunman died a quarter century ago maybe, but there are conspirators who may be brought to justice.

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


The way she says 'urban problems' is such a racist dog whistle.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Foghorn at this point and arguably points prior

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

The way she says 'urban problems' is such a racist dog whistle.

She's also got the Chuck Schumer "looking across/over the glasses" thing down.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

CBJSprague24 posted:

She's also got the Chuck Schumer "looking across/over the glasses" thing down.

lmao I thought that reminded me of something

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1681681621466923009?t=s1hfeCNJrRZy5u-ZjQqoVw&s=19

CRIMES

I think the Feds will especially frown upon the witness tampering thing.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
*banging fists on table* CRIMES CRIMES CRIMES

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Zamujasa posted:

*banging fists on table* CRIMES CRIMES CRIMES

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





CBJSprague24 posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1681681621466923009?t=s1hfeCNJrRZy5u-ZjQqoVw&s=19

CRIMES

I think the Feds will especially frown upon the witness tampering thing.

What does deprivation of rights refer to? Voter suppression?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CBJSprague24 posted:

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1681681621466923009?t=s1hfeCNJrRZy5u-ZjQqoVw&s=19

CRIMES

I think the Feds will especially frown upon the witness tampering thing.

felons can still be elected, it's unprecedented but there's nothing in the constitution that says a convicted felon cannot be elected to high office

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

orange juche posted:

felons can still be elected, it's unprecedented but there's nothing in the constitution that says a convicted felon cannot be elected to high office

Amendment 14, section 3, disqualification clause. It doesn't apply to every felony, but it does apply to felonies that are very relevant here

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

A.o.D. posted:

Amendment 14, section 3, disqualification clause. It doesn't apply to every felony, but it does apply to felonies that are very relevant here

That's for a specific conviction, not felonies in general.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

McNally posted:

That's for a specific conviction, not felonies in general.

I did point that out, yes.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

A.o.D. posted:

I did point that out, yes.

I could have sworn that wasn't there when I hit the button.

Have I fallen victim to a ninja edit or is my brain just mush?

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

McNally posted:

I could have sworn that wasn't there when I hit the button.

Have I fallen victim to a ninja edit or is my brain just mush?

:ninja:'d

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I think Joe made MTG mad.

https://twitter.com/reesejgorman/status/1681749359371644929?t=lZvbE_7GYcU9x-YA4chPPA&s=19

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



What the gently caress do nudes have to do with governance jfc

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Arrath posted:

What the gently caress do nudes have to do with governance jfc

Exactly as much as Republicans have to do with governance.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Arrath posted:

What the gently caress do nudes have to do with governance jfc

hunter has a huge hog ergo DOJ is corrupt for cutting a deal with him, unlike smaller-donged Republicans according to IRS whistleblowers

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Hunter Biden didn't do anything that isn't enlisted as gently caress so I can't give a goddamn about it.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Wasabi the J posted:

Hunter Biden didn't do anything that isn't enlisted as gently caress so I can't give a goddamn about it.

I like this take. My shithead friends from back home woulda done worse if they got that privilege

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Also he doesn't even work here.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Arrath posted:

What the gently caress do nudes have to do with governance jfc

well she did an incredibly dumb thing and opened her remarks with "when evidence of a crime is submitted, no prosecution should be denied no matter who it is" so expect to see that clip played back a million times by the end of next year

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

still live her comments are at around -1:20:00 right now but ~2:40:00 from the beginning

https://youtube.com/live/E_zWpqBWQK0?feature=shareb

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



What was Hunter Biden elected for?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





We did it NZ

finally got our very own active shooter

https://i.stuff.co.nz/auckland/300931378/live-multiple-shots-fired-witnesses-describe-gunmen-in-auckland-cbd

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Long way to go before you officially American.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Bill Clinton gets serviced in the Oval Office: "BAH GAWD WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, drat SINNER!"

Donald Trump gets serviced by a stripper and pays for her silence: "Nicccccccccccce. Wish I were that cool!"

Hunter Biden gets serviced by a hooker: "BAH GAWD WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, drat SINNER!"

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

facialimpediment posted:

hunter has a huge hog ergo DOJ is corrupt for cutting a deal with him, unlike smaller-donged Republicans according to IRS whistleblowers

Ben Sharpiroishly :actually: "You see, in Classical Antiquity large penises were seen as barbaric and furthermore..." *gets dunked into a trashcan*

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

So, uh, bad news about Fluke Skywalker:

https://www.wlwt.com/article/fluke-skywalker-john-stevens-arrested-child-pornography/44592470

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


Nothing more American than not being able to keep track of the other times you’ve had an active shooter

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