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LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

"Baby Shart, Doot doo doo doo doo doot,
Baby Shart, Doot doo doo doo doo doot,
Baby Shart, Doot doo doo doo doo doot,
Baby Shart."

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purplestuffedworm
Oct 11, 2012
*Standing in line at airport security*
The GZA, the RZA... the TZA

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

gently caress... a loving duck!

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022
use once and destroy

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"Point toward Enemy"

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

just a bunch of tv curse word beeps but you can easily tell what im saying

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
I'm jimmy snaps

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

sex excellence posted:

I'm jimmy snaps

That Giles picture

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Humbo bumbo.

Wile E. Toyota
Jul 18, 2008

Under no circumstances should you be proud of someone for wearing flip-flops.

coldpudding posted:

But I poop from there :j:
Not right now you don't :grin:

Occasionally said this out loud to myself for the past, idk, 15 years? Still have no idea how the clip got popularized but I heard it on a Newgrounds Phoenix Wright parody sometime in the 2000s and it's a part of me forever.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Rimmer... rimjob!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
That bom chicka-chickahhh song from the 80’s

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Throw your phone off the balcony, it'll be funny

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Throw your phone off the balcony, it'll be funny

:sickos:

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
anyone else have the one where a mechanical pencil lead breaks off in your dick

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Investigate 3/11

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Humba babumba

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Smellvins (temperature)

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

Pac and Cheese posted:

anyone else have the one where a mechanical pencil lead breaks off in your dick

Please don't kink shame

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave
1-800-CASH FOR CRABS

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

KARS FOR KIDS

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
I'm Paul R. Nelson,

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
I'm going to defect to North Korea

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

redshirt posted:

KARS FOR KIDS

God drat you

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Donate your crabs today

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
We should legalize crack.

So that I can smoke it all.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Hot ketchup on a burger is better than sex

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Pac and Cheese posted:

anyone else have the one where a mechanical pencil lead breaks off in your dick

Ripping out a vein like a phone cable from the wall.

ChthonicMasturbatr
Sep 29, 2021

born on a mountain
live in a cave
hugging and tugging
is all that i crave

Plan R posted:

Ripping out a vein like a phone cable from the wall.

Thanks, now my brain's going "WELL. ANCHORED. DICK VEINS." as though chanting it can keep me safe

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Do you think me blind? Do you think me a fool?

Do you?!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Serge Painsbourg posted:

Do you think me blind? Do you think me a fool?

Do you?!

DEPLOY THE GARRISON!

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
it doesnt do anything, that's the beauty of it!

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

are you in the pocket of BIG PISS?

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
I want to go to Ukraine and disarm mines

I have no experience and only speak English

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

HUGE WET DAD HUGE WET DAD HUGE WET DAD

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
Can't feed a family of Five on a little 12 oz little roll of sausage

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ChthonicMasturbatr posted:

Thanks, now my brain's going "WELL. ANCHORED. DICK VEINS." as though chanting it can keep me safe

Try this: "ANCHOR, YOU LITTLE DICK VEIN BITCH!"

Arven
Sep 23, 2007
It's Friday, Friday
gotta get down on Friday

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Nothing but butts

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DrankSinatra
Aug 25, 2011
gettin' mad thrusty in the gently caress grotto

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