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guppy posted:There is a cultural belief that computers are both eldritch technology and also nerd poo poo. Therefore, unless you work in IT, it is permissible not to know or attempt to learn even the rudiments of how to operate one, no matter how core it is to your job responsibilities. I'm not expecting them to know how to fix the computer, that's not their job, but it's like not knowing how to use a toilet because you aren't a plumber. But that's the reality. I don't know whether it's more the "eldritch technology" part or the "nerd poo poo" part that makes it acceptable. bringing this back cause it slaps
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GreenNight posted:Cooking bacon on a hot plate in the office? Man. Internet Explorer posted:I promise you the office still smells like bacon 2 hours later. Place I worked 5 years ago, we had a guy that put a small toaster oven on this desk. He'd cook up some dino nuggies or tendies. One day it was fish sticks. Our manager told him the toaster oven violated health and safety so he'd have to warm up his food in the break room from now on. It was bullshit but we were sick of the smells. I do NOT miss offices.
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I have been dealing with atrocious Kubernetes issues for the past 2 days. I feel like The Iron Rose. Death to Kubernetes.
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Internet Explorer posted:I have been dealing with atrocious Kubernetes issues for the past 2 days. I feel like The Iron Rose. Death to Kubernetes. Pack it in everybody. We're going back to bespoke manually deployed code on whitebox servers sitting in a dusty closet.
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Jul 21, 2023 23:51
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Run everything on a mainframe
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i had to run a container with spc_t because of openshift. I am forever unclean.
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Jul 21, 2023 23:55
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I love it when users send in a ticket for three separate things, gives no details, is probably angling to get a new laptop, and also it's ten minutes before she's off for the day on a Friday.
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Jul 21, 2023 23:59
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Nuclearmonkee posted:Pack it in everybody. We're going back to bespoke manually deployed code on whitebox servers sitting in a dusty closet. genuinely a superior option for a company with <50 engineers. The product comes first and that’s not gonna happen if you need to pay 150k base for someone to babysit kubernetes for you instead of building features. kube is probably better after that though
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nevermind i am possibly very stupid
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Nuclearmonkee posted:Pack it in everybody. We're going back to bespoke manually deployed code on whitebox servers sitting in a dusty closet. Alright, which one of these computers tucked in the corner will be Prod? Thanks Ants posted:Run everything on a mainframe Well, actually... https://www.ibm.com/docs/en/zos/2.4.0?topic=extensions-what-is-zos-container
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Whats the selinux equivalent on windows?
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Integrity levels?
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jaegerx posted:Whats the selinux equivalent on windows? Just flat out not using windows
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post hole digger posted:Integrity levels? This is the only thing remotely close. There is no equivalent to selinux in Windows.
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CLAM DOWN posted:This is the only thing remotely close. There is no equivalent to selinux in Windows. Now I’m curious. How does windows do cross communication from app to app? https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/win32/ipc/named-pipe-client jaegerx fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Jul 22, 2023 |
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jaegerx posted:Now I’m curious. How does windows do cross communication from app to app? The clipboard, literally*: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/win32/ipc/interprocess-communications *among other options
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Depends on what you mean. You’d probably need a .net dev to explain it all. It’s all really insecure poo poo though
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Holy poo poo, the government runs this poo poo?
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All the critical poo poo I worked on in the federal government was on Solaris so I’d say… sometimes? If you mean the US government it is not all windows and .net apps, no
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Sometimes it’s Java apps on windows
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They are heading that direction. Windows Store with UWP was part of it. Go to the Windows threads in these forums or and sort of troubleshooting forum and you'll see people losing their poo poo about it because it's different and scary. A few of the older stepping stones are mentioned here, along with the new hotness. https://blogs.windows.com/windowsdeveloper/2023/06/14/public-preview-improve-win32-app-security-via-app-isolation/
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in happier news, I fixed my container poo poo with something that doesn't break all security poo poo, I loving hate selinux so much.
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Did we work together today???
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Internet Explorer posted:Did we work together today??? That is truly horrifying. Is rbac?
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jaegerx posted:Holy poo poo, the government runs this poo poo? sounds like coward talk
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Internet down at my job going on 6 hours now. ISP said they’d call and didn’t. Shits hosed.
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jaegerx posted:That is truly horrifying. Is rbac? You're in the clear.
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So apparently our orgs ISP canceled our internet service and have already erased our configs. Sales is gone until Monday but the tech is trying to call people at home to figure out what the gently caress we can do to get it turned back on.
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GreenNight posted:So apparently our orgs ISP canceled our internet service and have already erased our configs. Sales is gone until Monday but the tech is trying to call people at home to figure out what the gently caress we can do to get it turned back on. Ah poo poo, we had that happen to one of our clinics because accounting poo poo the bed and didn’t make payment and the local office assumed it was taken care of. poo poo sucks.
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tehinternet posted:Ah poo poo, we had that happen to one of our clinics because accounting poo poo the bed and didn’t make payment and the local office assumed it was taken care of. poo poo sucks. I talked to the ISP financial dept yesterday and they assured me that our payments were current. Maybe the dude lied to me. That was my first thought because my org plays net30 games and it pisses me off.
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One of the guys I work with is a greybeard who really knows his poo poo around linux OS stuff and I respect what he has to say because I want to learn as much as I can from him while on this job, but today I had to face into the server outtake in a desperate attempt to hide my laughter because he kept calling Kali Linux "Kayla" repeatedly and I couldn't take it. He and the Venezuelan Engineer guy I work with really seem to have a grudge against each other.
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Don't laugh at pronunciation, it just means they read it and have never talked out loud about it.  me, who once called the web server "engeenix" and was made to feel like poo poo about it.
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xzzy posted:Don't laugh at pronunciation, it just means they read it and have never talked out loud about it. idempotent
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xzzy posted:Don't laugh at pronunciation, it just means they read it and have never talked out loud about it. nginx?
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GreenNight posted:nginx? engine x? No seriously is it supposed to be pronounced "engine x" or is it "nGINx" because I mostly go with the latter but it seems like whoever came up with the name might have been intending it be the former. Also it doesn't matter anymore but SCSI is not secsi it's scuzzy I will die on this hill complaining about ancient interface protocols that only exist now buried in current interface protocols or VM configurations. edit: the GIN in the webserver name is obviously pronounced like GIF
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SyNack Sassimov posted:edit: the GIN in the webserver name is obviously pronounced like GIF thats bait
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The Fool posted:thats bait well you're no fool .....wait 
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I do that all the time. Early in my career I mispronounced netbios as "netboys" and got a lot of poo poo for it. These days I still don't think I am pronouncing postgres correctly but I no longer care
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When I first got started I said I knew a little bit about SQL but didn't know what "sequel" was in an interview. Still got the job. GreenNight posted:I talked to the ISP financial dept yesterday and they assured me that our payments were current. Maybe the dude lied to me. That was my first thought because my org plays net30 games and it pisses me off. Sounds like your accounting department should be the one dealing with this on a weekend.
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Internet Explorer posted:When I first got started I said I knew a little bit about SQL but didn't know what "sequel" was in an interview. Still got the job. You'd think? The tech guy at the ISP said that only sales can turn our account back on because they basically have to create a new order and a new account. And there is no on call or weekend work for sales. So we're down until sales comes in on Monday and then who the gently caress knows how long.
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