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got knives, have you seen 'em? in your back's where we keep 'em you're never gonna reach 'em now that sounds fair
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Recoome posted:The whole knife thing is aimed at youth crime where kids can basically gently caress up their lives because they are carrying weapons and might actually use them. The Queensland trains also have 'em and also IIRC there have been more than a few cases of kids/young adults killing people and really adding barriers can help to reduce that. no poo poo
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Jul 20, 2023 11:32
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That's not a life, that's a silver spoon
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hooman posted:If only he was merely that poo poo. Rather than editorialise further, I will just quote him. The city of perth gives 1 vote to each resident and 2 votes to each business. Resident votes do not outnumber business votes, it's not even close. Edit: city of perth elections also usually only have like 30% turnout Spookydonut fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Jul 20, 2023 |
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Jul 20, 2023 13:33
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Spookydonut posted:The city of perth gives 1 vote to each resident and 2 votes to each business. Resident votes do not outnumber business votes, it's not even close. I never realised Perth was so cyberpunk.
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Jul 20, 2023 14:08
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Spookydonut posted:The city of perth gives 1 vote to each resident and 2 votes to each business. Resident votes do not outnumber business votes, it's not even close. That’s absolutely hosed.
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Jul 20, 2023 14:47
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Recoome posted:jesus what the gently caress is this It's true. Under Victorian law, if three or more African youths gather together at any time, they are legally classified as a knife.
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Jul 20, 2023 14:57
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6 or more and its technically a sabre
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Jul 20, 2023 15:05
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But what if you need a knife to run faster?
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Jul 20, 2023 15:14
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birdstrike posted:got knives, have you seen 'em? oh, this is bound to be good.
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African gang violence is out of control, I know this because I saw a black person at Dandenong station one time
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So what was the answer?
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Comstar posted:So what was the answer? "A major factor to be considered when drawing up a will is what effect a legacy could have on a beneficiary. As you have learnt, a widow can lose her pension if all the money was left to her instead of being judiciously spread among family members. Just keep in mind that the full pension for a single home owner is $28,000 a year and your portfolio is already giving you almost as much and will almost certainly grow. An aged pension appears out of the question but you would certainly qualify for a Commonwealth Seniors Health Card."
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Jul 21, 2023 06:12
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Comstar posted:So what was the answer? Marry another part pensioner.
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Jul 21, 2023 06:33
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Buy a bigger house worth $600,000 more than your present one.
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Comstar posted:So what was the answer? crypto
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Comstar posted:So what was the answer? Unfortunately it wasn't "get hosed"
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I was just going to respond to something said on this page, but apparently in my newborn-induced, sleep-deprived state I forgot to hit post on some previous comments... Oh well. Mola Yam posted:Covid's death toll was 7500% higher than influenza last year. Sucks if it's one close to you or your patients, though. (A bit late, but I'm on newborn o'clock now and time has lost all meaning.) hooman posted:"Do you have stairs in your house, I want to throw your nan down them." Oof  The Lord Bude posted:They should ban Airbnb and the like. Short term accom is for motels and hotels and resorts. I remember reading how advocates tackled it in New York and something they did was move away from calling it Airbnb or whatever other stupid startup name is in the same market, and instead call them "illegal hotels". MysticalMachineGun posted:Unfortunately it wasn't "get hosed" Doubt this'll make anyone feel any better, but I am a glutton for punishment and was reading Money magazine and when some old git mailed in to complain he wasn't allowed to keep stuffing cash into his super to create a gigantic inheritance, the columnist responded with a (very polite) "get fukt".
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Eediot Jedi posted:Marry another part pensioner.
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Jul 21, 2023 09:40
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get them old tits out on onlyfans
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Jul 21, 2023 09:48
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onlynans
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Bargearse posted:African gang violence is out of control, I know this because I saw a black person at Dandenong station one time Did they have a knife?
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Jul 21, 2023 10:25
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apologies to JBP, I guess I didn't realize what being a sparky actually meant
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will rent this post for food
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Jul 21, 2023 10:27
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the one to the right of the nunchucks...is that a screwdriver? e:f,b
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birdstrike posted:onlynans
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You could buy enough knives to build a house made of knives. That's only if you're sharp enough.
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Anidav posted:You could buy enough knives to build a house made of knives. That's only if you're sharp enough. Brick's basically a heavy baton, baton's a knife. House is already made of knives.
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Jul 21, 2023 13:10
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part pensioner big naturals
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DRINK ME posted:I was kind of curious if the entire poster made sense because they are numbered 4 and 5. There's no excuse for carrying a knife... Except for having a lawful excuse for carrying one.
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Jul 21, 2023 14:39
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competitive knifey spooney player
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I remember years ago in a forgotten Auspol thread someone posted a question to Noel which was literally "My wife and I are retired and we have a little over a million in savings and an investment property in addition to the home we live in. How can we get by on our pension?" This has the same wonderful energy. I am sure JBP has an excellent take on this financial matter.
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While we're on the topic of knives, my mum was convinced that you should never leave the dishwasher door open because she read somewhere that someone somewhere tripped over a dishwasher door and was impaled on a knife that was in the dishwasher and died.
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dishwashers are illegal knives in victoria
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:While we're on the topic of knives, my mum was convinced that you should never leave the dishwasher door open because she read somewhere that someone somewhere tripped over a dishwasher door and was impaled on a knife that was in the dishwasher and died. I swear I read something along those lines in some ABC news clickbait bullshit recently. "Put knives blades down into the dishwasher so if somehow you fall or trip over the open door you don't do stabby stab as you go down"
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bee posted:I swear I read something along those lines in some ABC news clickbait bullshit recently. "Put knives blades down into the dishwasher so if somehow you fall or trip over the open door you don't do stabby stab as you go down" That just seems like pretty good advice in general? Dishwasher doors can be pretty ideal tripping hazards, and leaving the knives blade up means you might cut or stab yourself while putting other utensils in or taking them out.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:While we're on the topic of knives, my mum was convinced that you should never leave the dishwasher door open because she read somewhere that someone somewhere tripped over a dishwasher door and was impaled on a knife that was in the dishwasher and died. Knives shouldn’t be in the dishwasher in the first place, you’ll ruin them.
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The Lord Bude posted:Knives shouldn’t be in the dishwasher in the first place, you’ll ruin them. This is the correct opinion As for falling on the dishwasher drawer, I would think you'll probably do substantial damage to yourself whether the thing is loaded or not if you hit it square on.
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bee posted:I swear I read something along those lines in some ABC news clickbait bullshit recently. "Put knives blades down into the dishwasher so if somehow you fall or trip over the open door you don't do stabby stab as you go down" This is also why Victorians keep their nunchaku flat to the surface instead of perpendicular.
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