Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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its going to be funny to watch all the little entities and businesses and such try to switch over to X my kid and I listen to the radio on the drive to school, and there'll be like an ad for a family-owned A/C company or after school county run arts program or something that uses twitter, and it'll be great to hear them say "find us on x" at whatever
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 22:55 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 07:50 |
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ChickenHeart posted:This is just another step in Musky's slow metamorphosis into becoming a Batman supervillain: Jack was kinda funny. Elon has a lot of work to do
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 22:57 |
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https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1683187321078792193
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 22:57 |
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smoobles posted:what the gently caress is a "global town square" someone please explain it to me It's an oxymoron, as opposed to Elon, who is an oxy abusing moron
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 22:58 |
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it's kind of funny that elon wants to turn twitter into an everything app but so far his only idea for it is to just add payments, as if people want to entrust all their money to a platform where people are constantly getting hacked
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:00 |
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Well he's talked about using So far, he's made it a far inferior place to write a blog I guess
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:04 |
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Apparently I am using the last days of my normally quiet twitter account to insult some terfs. It's like a fire sale on telling pieces of trash to choke on their own poo poo. "I'm doing my part!.gif"
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:04 |
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Gonna be first to market with a payment app people can use on their telephone in the year 2023. Next feature (coming 2024): the ability to send emoticons to friends and family.
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:04 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:it's kind of funny that elon wants to turn twitter into an everything app but so far his only idea for it is to just add payments, as if people want to entrust all their money to a platform where people are constantly getting hacked Especially given that the original x.com was an online bank with a quaint lack of transactional security
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:05 |
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Hot take here: Elon Musi is a bit of and I doubt that he's worth as much praise as some people seem to give him
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:06 |
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lol nobody is gonna type "x" in an autocomplete address bar.
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:13 |
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Are we sure that Elon hasn't personally bought the domain x.com a few decades ago and was trying to profit from it ever since then?
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:18 |
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cant cook creole bream posted:Are we sure that Elon hasn't personally bought the domain x.com a few decades ago and was trying to profit from it ever since then? who loving cares? if he moves it to twitter it becomes twitter for all intents and purposes
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:20 |
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Steadiman posted:lol nobody is gonna type "x" in an autocomplete address bar. I'm sure everyone knows you will need to type h tee tee pea colon forward slash forward slash ex dot com forward slash TILDE twitter
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:22 |
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smoobles posted:what the gently caress is a "global town square" someone please explain it to me
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:24 |
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paying 44 billion dollars so that a failed idea can fail twice because you are obsessed with a letter
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:24 |
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cant cook creole bream posted:Are we sure that Elon hasn't personally bought the domain x.com a few decades ago and was trying to profit from it ever since then? unless he's somehow getting $44 billion dollars for it I wouldn't call this a profit
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:25 |
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is that paper mario? I loved Mario RPG. Never played the next one
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:25 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:who loving cares? if he moves it to twitter it becomes twitter for all intents and purposes Maybe it's a way to embezzle investor money. The domain is Elon's personal property and the company formerly known as Twitter pays 44 billion a year to him so they get to use it.
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:27 |
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cant cook creole bream posted:Maybe it's a way to embezzle investor money. The domain is Elon's personal property and the company formerly known as Twitter pays 44 billion a year to him so they get to use it. elon owns twitter
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:29 |
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cant cook creole bream posted:Maybe it's a way to embezzle investor money. The domain is Elon's personal property and the company formerly known as Twitter pays 44 billion a year to him so they get to use it. oh a tax dodge. Why didn't I see that one coming?
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:29 |
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kazil posted:elon owns twitter he does indeed.
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:30 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:he does indeed.
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:32 |
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Elon doesn't own twitter. Now I am confused
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:33 |
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Then what the hell did he spend $44 billion on?
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:34 |
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Lamech posted:my kid and I listen to the radio on the drive to school, and there'll be like an ad for a family-owned A/C company or after school county run arts program or something that uses twitter, and it'll be great to hear them say "find us on x" at whatever "Find us on x" would make me think of pokemon every time I heard it
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:36 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Then what the hell did he spend $44 billion on? Humiliation
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:36 |
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kazil posted:elon owns twitter the twitter you own ends up owning you
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:38 |
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Propaganda Hour posted:Humiliation not gonna argue
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:38 |
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1683213895463215104 mate, it's a shitposting app
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:38 |
BoldFace posted:We're about to find out why Alphabet didn't do this with Google and Meta didn't do it with Facebook. You say that like they're not going to copy this next week
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:39 |
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X Gon post it for ya
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:40 |
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smoobles posted:what the gently caress is a "global town square" someone please explain it to me it’s where you go to laugh at fools. maybe throw some rotten food at them
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:43 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:X Gon post it for ya first we gonna post
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:43 |
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lol missed this one
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:47 |
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the great amazing genes of a white guy in his 30s.
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:47 |
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kazil posted:elon owns twitter Aren't there still other idiots who own twitter shares? I thought Twitter Jack specifically still owned some. As far as I understand, Elon does not own 100% of that pile of garbage. Google tells me he owns about 80% of it. Certainly not everything. And honestly, if those rubes haven't seen the writing on the wall by now, they deserve to get squeezed. cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jul 23, 2023 |
# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:48 |
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PhazonLink posted:the great amazing genes of a white guy in his 30s. He was in his 20s there.
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:51 |
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cant cook creole bream posted:Aren't there still other idiots who own twitter shares? I thought Twitter Jack specifically still owned some. He didn’t have the cash to buy it himself so he has partners/investors/creditors.
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:53 |
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:I hope he does build his AI sexbot so we can see Ex Machina happen IRL. Does Oscar Isaac dance.
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# ? Jul 23, 2023 23:55 |