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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

I would like to see him explain this to homeless people. You could make like a whole youtube series about it, probably be very popular.

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SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003


Sometimes my brain chooses to remember that Obama read a bunch of Marx and poo poo in college, but like exclusively as a performative endeavor at cafes because he was trying to get cute beatnik chicks to go weird on his hog, and none of the useful lessons of Marxism sunk in because he was just looking at words while fantasizing about drilling a proto-goth chick on a studio apartment floor mattress. I will remember this and become very calm, like I've gotten a lobotomy.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

This just reads like they published the template before they filled in the company name.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Is this boygenius?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

sleep with the vicious posted:

Except they keep winning?? As defined by keeping their cushy sinecure media jobs and violently crushing the lower class

AI can't replace them soon enough.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

skooma512 posted:

Is this boygenius?

that's OJ

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Obamna posted:

Looking back, it’s embarrassing to recognize the degree to which my intellectual curiosity those first two years of college paralleled the interests of various women I was attempting to get to know: Marx and Marcuse so I had something to say to the long-legged socialist who lived in my dorm; Fanon and Gwendolyn Brooks for the smooth-skinned sociology major who never gave me a second look; Foucault and Woolf for the ethereal bisexual who wore mostly black. As a strategy for picking up girls, my pseudo-intellectualism proved mostly worthless; I found myself in a series of affectionate but chaste friendships.

saints gambit
Apr 8, 2004
a donut with no holes is a danish

Frosted Flake posted:

I'm always surprised when I run into people that are making $250k a year for very fake sounding jobs. Does Grey Goose need a something or other marketing team lead for the Canadian Under 30 demographic? I don't know, but someone in their Toronto office has that job, and/or someone in a marketing firm has that account.

When you see the job listings, how can you tell what's a real job and what's a fake posting these days?

I know that lady. She had to start covering more than one brand. Rough.

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Trump is going to win in such a landslide. The disconnect between the fake economic outlook and reality is making my head spin. Trump will literally have to be in a jail cell to have any chance of losing.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

it's like they say, master of everything bad at nothing

a mile wide and a mile deep

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

can’t wait for a White House Annex to be established in some Club Fed facility

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

triple sulk posted:

it's almost exactly the logo for the x window system lol



lmao, I KNEW I'd seen that somewhere and thought it was an old Xerox logo

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
The GBS trump thread is like a crazy disconnect from reality or critical thought… And the whole dang media apparatus operates the same way! Get a load of this republican contradicting themself or saying something stupid!!!! They are owned!!!!

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Trump is going to win in such a landslide. The disconnect between the fake economic outlook and reality is making my head spin. Trump will literally have to be in a jail cell to have any chance of losing.

So let me tell you how tin pot dictatorships around the world hold onto power.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

MuadDib Atreides posted:

The GBS trump thread is like a crazy disconnect from reality or critical thought… And the whole dang media apparatus operates the same way! Get a load of this republican contradicting themself or saying something stupid!!!! They are owned!!!!

I say lock the C-SPAM and GBS Trump threads and force them all to post in one big combined thread in CCCC

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Trump is going to win in such a landslide. The disconnect between the fake economic outlook and reality is making my head spin. Trump will literally have to be in a jail cell to have any chance of losing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBRo3ylwsUI

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

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loving nailed it

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
I’ve never seen anything like it or probably I was too stupid to see it in the Obama years. Just the complete and utter disregard for reality. Everyone is in total economic precarity. There are no jobs open. The cost of food and housing has tripled or quadrupled and wages have topped out a whopping $15 per hour. It’s insane how desperate things are compared to ten or even five years ago. No graduates are getting jobs and the STEM lie has snapped in half. And B is turning the loans back on!!!!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

actually it rules, GBS man

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

SlimGoodbody posted:

Sometimes my brain chooses to remember that Obama read a bunch of Marx and poo poo in college, but like exclusively as a performative endeavor at cafes because he was trying to get cute beatnik chicks to go weird on his hog, and none of the useful lessons of Marxism sunk in because he was just looking at words while fantasizing about drilling a proto-goth chick on a studio apartment floor mattress. I will remember this and become very calm, like I've gotten a lobotomy.

lmao

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Trump will literally have to be in a jail cell to have any chance of losing.

Why do you think they’re trying to throw the book at him?

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

LonsomeSon posted:

can’t wait for a White House Annex to be established in some Club Fed facility

The GOP House members are already talking impeachment for biden's influence-peddling, lol.

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Was it like this under Obama?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Was it like this under Obama?

yes

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

super sweet best pal posted:

I say lock the C-SPAM and GBS Trump threads and force them all to post in one big combined thread in CCCC

The cspam trump thread is great. I recommend people who never post in it to go read and post in it. They are very welcoming.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

it currently isn't even the platform that can deliver twitter, a website that worked just fine 10 months ago

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
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SlimGoodbody posted:

Sometimes my brain chooses to remember that Obama read a bunch of Marx and poo poo in college, but like exclusively as a performative endeavor at cafes because he was trying to get cute beatnik chicks to go weird on his hog, and none of the useful lessons of Marxism sunk in because he was just looking at words while fantasizing about drilling a proto-goth chick on a studio apartment floor mattress. I will remember this and become very calm, like I've gotten a lobotomy.
literally had life solved in his fingertips, gives it all up for naked power and speaking tours

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
At this point I’m convinced that we would be better off if T was in office because at least zoomers would go on a student loan strike. They won’t do that for uncle Joe and epic Kamala bae because that would be a win for the chuds. Meanwhilst Every other insane trump policy continues apace with zero criticism

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Or rather, Obama policies that trump was loud and rude about.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

MuadDib Atreides posted:

I’ve never seen anything like it or probably I was too stupid to see it in the Obama years. Just the complete and utter disregard for reality. Everyone is in total economic precarity. There are no jobs open. The cost of food and housing has tripled or quadrupled and wages have topped out a whopping $15 per hour. It’s insane how desperate things are compared to ten or even five years ago. No graduates are getting jobs and the STEM lie has snapped in half. And B is turning the loans back on!!!!

Yes, they only focus on how lovely everything is when they can use it as a cudgel against Republicans. The photo of the ICE bus with child seats they were parading around during the Trump administration was taken back in 2014.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

*TedTalk voice*

The possibilities are limitless and I can promise you this

X

is gonna give it to ya

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

haven't listened to this yet and not sure I will. potentially interesting tho

https://twitter.com/danieldenvir/status/1682482538458087425

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Shear Modulus posted:

it sounds like the workers got what they wanted (to keep their health insurance and pensions) without having to strike. it also doesn't sound like this will put off a strike forever unless the pension company just decides to continue providing health insurance and pensions for free forever.

It's a Taft-Hartley plan, so there is no pension company. There is a union trust. The trust will be eating reserves and relying on other Central States employers making contributions over this period to keep the health plans going.

Not great or sustainable, IMO

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

MuadDib Atreides posted:

At this point I’m convinced that we would be better off if T was in office because at least zoomers would go on a student loan strike. They won’t do that for uncle Joe and epic Kamala bae because that would be a win for the chuds. Meanwhilst Every other insane trump policy continues apace with zero criticism
the last time students across the country went on strike over national policy the national guard went out and shot them to death

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

comedyblissoption posted:

the last time students across the country went on strike over national policy the national guard went out and shot them to death

good thing we've outsourced this now

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ugh too much whiskey i've gotta yaccarino

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
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Fill with pineapple juice
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College Slice
So, if Musk is doing away with all the "twitter" branding, what exactly do we call tweets now?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Blind Pineapple posted:

So, if Musk is doing away with all the "twitter" branding, what exactly do we call tweets now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_56257iS77A

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

Blind Pineapple posted:

So, if Musk is doing away with all the "twitter" branding, what exactly do we call tweets now?
exes

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Was it like this under Obama?
yes and no. material conditions have continued to deteriorate but were also steadily, and happily, deteriorating under obama and even bush. obama turned on the money printer to keep rich people increasingly richer, and trump kept it going. Obama was responsible for putting migrant kids in concentration camps, genociding libya, genociding syria, and bombing a bunch of other people.

one thing to note was the declining material conditions under Obama were basically papered over by the money printer and new web 2.0 gold rush and gig fart app. unemployment was largely a lie because all the people that were unemployed were sucked into the "gig economy" garbage that was subsidized by billions of free debt. Things are now much worse as all the money sloshing around is coming home to roost, america has lost even more industrial base, and the imperial core is starting to eat itself for to keep the profits going in the face of declining rate of profit. the america hegemonic control over the imperial periphery is waning further exasperating the self-cannibalism.

and lastly (but just as important) the planet is in much much worse shape than it was in 2010: Increasingly extreme weather, loss of top soil, depleting aquifers, declining supplies of cheap energy, and increasing amounts of widespread pollution everywhere is a serious issue ontop of the declining material conditions

The supply of cheap energy is the modern equivalent of the Divine Right of Kings to rule, and if cheap energy goes, so does the system.

Xaris has issued a correction as of 04:34 on Jul 24, 2023

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