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Borsche69
May 8, 2014

indigi posted:

I sorta understand the urge to give the new guys a hard time but why is hazing always so gay

gay poo poo is the most embarrassing thing that people can think of. and if you want to get psychological about it, its an excuse for some of these heavily repressed dudes to let uhh some of that out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xPxJbMLkWI

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Borsche69
May 8, 2014

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

indigi posted:

I sorta understand the urge to give the new guys a hard time but why is hazing always so gay

Make out with me and I'll tell ya.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Confirmed Maholmes wants 65 a year now

stump collector
May 28, 2007

sweet thursday posted:

He's got that dog with him

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Just reminding everyone that Jared Goff looks sharp as gently caress during camp, just like he did last years camp.

For reference, he looked like hot garbage his first year in Detroit in camp.

Jared Goff, Comeback player of the decade.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Goff is also marrying Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Christen Harper.

Jared Goff is cool as hell and if he wins the division (and a playoff game) with the Lions, they’ll probably name him God-Emperor of the city.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
What are the odds that anyone other than Damar Hamlin wins comeback player of the year

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Hes a pretty bang average player so not bad really tbh.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
The ~inspiring narrative~ is just too strong tho

good for herbie

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Yeah, I dropped dead a year ago to playing even at even a rotational level is a helluva comeback story. Breece Hall or Kyler are going to save some babies or something to have a shot.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/1pantherplace/status/1684161530655387649?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
I love it when all my favorite boys go to camp.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Ravens apparently released Mike Thomas and Andy Isabella

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Sounds about right.
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1684179956920905729

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
gently caress Yes

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/MatthewColler/status/1683877387820314628

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

sharknado slashfic posted:

The Ravens apparently released Mike Thomas and Andy Isabella

Gonna use this info to fake out some Saints friends.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

That should make Wirfs contract easier. I'd imagine it'll be about the same.

T-Square
May 14, 2009

Rectal Placenta posted:

He also used to play football

I still do, but I used to too!

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Huh?

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1684232610111692800

Seems like a massive overpay but they believe in him I guess

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF




Saquon crying in the corner :smith:

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Hot Diggity! posted:

Huh?

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1684232610111692800

Seems like a massive overpay but they believe in him I guess

The Bears commitment to low value positions is really something.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Why the heck was Miami trying to trade for Saquan

Ayudo
Mar 30, 2006

tarbrush posted:

The Bears commitment to low value positions is really something.

How bad teams stay bad.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Cole Kmet isn't worth $10 million annually but sure make it more lmfao

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh that says $50m and not $20m like I speed read it as.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



$12 million a year for half the production of a good WR lol

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Amy Pole Her posted:

Why the heck was Miami trying to trade for Saquan

because he's good and cool and may want off the committee train for the right price.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Had to quickly check and wow you're not kidding. Is he a next level tier blocker as well?

That just seems like a lot. Every RB must see this and weep.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Amy Pole Her posted:

Had to quickly check and wow you're not kidding. Is he a next level tier blocker as well?

That just seems like a lot. Every RB must see this and weep.

Its the only possibility. Dude must be an LT in a TE slot and nobody noticed

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



In a slight defense, Tight ends take years upon years to get going typically. Most of them don't break out into stars until year like 4-5 and put up years 1-3 like Cole Kmet there.

That said, a whole bunch don't and you might've just made a Jonnu Smith level mistake.

This is mostly just an argument for not drafting TE's that highly and an argument for overpaying them in free agency

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
I bet Kmet couldn't sign that contract fast enough. I know the Bears have a ton of cap space but uh, this isn't the way to spend it.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
He’s a solid blocker, nothing spectacular. Kmet’s thing is basically being solid-to-pretty good at everything so you can leave him on the field all the time, although he started to break out a little bit as a receiver in the back half of the year

That’s really not a crazy contract, as far as I can tell? The guarantee is high but ultimately they gave him the same kind of money as dudes like Dawson Knox and Hunter Henry

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


i remember at the beginning of the year, he just wasn't getting targets at all. now, whether that's because he couldn't get open or because the gameplan/fields weren't trying to target him, i don't know.

but yea, he kind of came around as the season went on. again, was the issue his ability or the gameplan? not sure. but he does have talent from what i can tell.

but that's a lot of money for potential at the te position.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
The Bears are very bad at picking skill players.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://twitter.com/MagicJohnson/status/1684236784505602048?s=20

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Man of the people

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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The yacht in greece, as you do.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


He's just an everyman who opened the mystery box instead of taking the boat!

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