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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Hello Sailor posted:

lookit this rube who's never heard of purity 20 snails

Imagine only being able to breed your snails ONCE

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Thom Yorke raps posted:

Are there luxury breeds of snail?

Yes lol but not on 'chain

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
did anyone say Scam Altman yet

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

scam faultman

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Snail Breedman

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlRtm8Gh9PQ

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster
In my case the guy was parroting John Oliver about non crypto uses for the blockchain, saying that since it's on multiple computers it can't be hacked.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The public excel spreadsheet isn't where the security problems are. It's also not where anyone's buttcoins are because they're all parked in exchanges

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
If my snails are parked in exchanges how do they clean up algae and detritus?

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Wait, so shooting them in the limbs will not increase my market value?

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

orange juche posted:

Snail Breedman

They made a thunder snail movie?

Oops I was trying to reply to the movie trailer

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
TRY NOT TO CUM INTO THE ORB
How long will your kids' college fund last?

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
Guys, guys, guys, check this out. I’ll bet you’ve never heard this one before:


Butt









Coin

It will never not be funny that all this so called cutting edge tech is based on Merkle Trees from the 1970s. Cutting edge.

Cutting


Edge

tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Jul 25, 2023

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

tango alpha delta posted:

Guys, guys, guys, check this out. I’ll bet you’ve never heard this one before:


Butt









Coin

It will never not be funny that all this so called cutting edge tech is based on Merkle Trees from the 1970s. Cutting edge.

Cutting


Edge

GOT EM
LOL

woke kaczynski
Jan 23, 2015

How do you do, fellow antifa?



Fun Shoe
I would like to know more about fancy snail breeding irl

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Lord Stimperor posted:

Please, please, please make a "Click to breed" gang tag, I'm begging you



so whats the context / origin of the character in this meme pic?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

PhazonLink posted:

so whats the context / origin of the character in this meme pic?

pretty recent meme

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/babe-please-stop

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Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

woke kaczynski posted:

I would like to know more about fancy snail breeding irl

OK so you start with a common snail, something EVERYONE will want? and then you apply UP TO but NO MORE than THREE slurp juices to it.

drk
Jan 16, 2005
looks like our old pal SBF is back in court with some fresh new crimes, also some new info on him not being able to shut up about his crimes



(another source reporting the witness is Caroline Ellison)

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

drk posted:

looks like our old pal SBF is back in court with some fresh new crimes, also some new info on him not being able to shut up about his crimes



(another source reporting the witness is Caroline Ellison)

You would think someone as awkward as SBF wouldn't like talking to people.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Lammasu posted:

You would think someone as awkward as SBF wouldn't like talking to people.

He has so many crimes to confess to that he can't help it, he gets all excited thinking about crimes that as soon as he gets a chance they all just come spilling out

CrypticFox
Dec 19, 2019

"You are one of the most incompetent of tablet writers"
Since its been a bit since we've heard from the BBBY bagholders:

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

'It doesn't matter about the Wife I lost over my stupidity and lies. I'll just get a new woman who........loves me....only for....my....money?!?'

:golfclap:

mega dy
Dec 6, 2003

Deptfordx posted:

I'll just get a new woman who........loves me....only for....my....money?!?'[/i]
I don't think love had anything to do with that second part.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
Loll is that from r/superstonk?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

CrypticFox posted:

Since its been a bit since we've heard from the BBBY bagholders:



I don't even know what's real and what's parody. They can't be that stupid.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
who needs a wife, when I'm rich I can afford all the prostitutes I'll ever need!

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
and I can cry whenever I need to and no one will know!

JammyB
May 23, 2001

I slept with Mary and Joseph never found out
I'm sure the wives will understand. Spunking your life savings up the wall on a pump and dump meme stock is a mistake anyone could make. :shrug:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I sleep in a Lambo bed, do you??

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Slight bump in the road for BBBY. Turns out they are firing everyone and all stores are closing this weekend.



The mental gymnastics in that reddit post is fantastic.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Slight bump in the road for BBBY. Turns out they are firing everyone and all stores are closing this weekend.



The mental gymnastics in that reddit post is fantastic.

Meanwhile, over at r/BBBY 'Nice try hedgies. Incoming Lambo's now confirmed!'

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

for real, is there any event that could actually convince them that this is over?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Zokari posted:

for real, is there any event that could actually convince them that this is over?

An even dumber scam to fall for.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Zokari posted:

for real, is there any event that could actually convince them that this is over?

death

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It's a combination of a cargo cult and just straight up literal cult. No, they can't be helped by anyone not specifically trained in deprogramming and even then I wouldn't expect success

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


Just because the orbs don't meet your unattainable standards, Impossibly Perfect Sphere?

Boxturret posted:

nah it just needs your eyes


Agents are GO! fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jul 27, 2023

Thom Yorke raps
Nov 2, 2004


If it's over, they've ruined themselves for nothing. So it can never be over

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Best buy is doing fine.

I walked into a buybuy BABY recently, and even though everything was like 60% off they had rows and rows of toys not even touched and no one was looking.

They were all buying the furniture / clothing.

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Aren’t their still Sears dead enders?

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