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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

epic dune username is now epic biden cspammer

hiding in plain sight? the clever bastard...

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Thank you B for the fake job postings

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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

or maybe not

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Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Thank you B for the fake job postings

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the yeti is empty once more

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


Lol

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes




We out here tipping pool side n having a solid time.

Tabacon hot springs was today. Got to talk to some son of a lord brit who is traveling the world waiting for "father to die" offered to sell me coke by the ounce and forced me to take his Whatsapp #.

He hit on my wife multiple times when I'd leave and was plugging her with drinks. I sanctioned this because she's a huge bridgerton and downtown Abby nerd so hey everyone's gotta have fun right?

Anyway time to jump in a pool and drink more imperial.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Why is fluffy moderating the feedback thread? Did Seth quit

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:




We out here tipping pool side n having a solid time.

Tabacon hot springs was today. Got to talk to some son of a lord brit who is traveling the world waiting for "father to die" offered to sell me coke by the ounce and forced me to take his Whatsapp #.

He hit on my wife multiple times when I'd leave and was plugging her with drinks. I sanctioned this because she's a huge bridgerton and downtown Abby nerd so hey everyone's gotta have fun right?

Anyway time to jump in a pool and drink more imperial.

Been there. eat a pile of gallo pinto for me. :cheers:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
So you bring us all back a couple ounces of blow or what dude

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

ninjoatse.cx posted:

Why is fluffy moderating the feedback thread? Did Seth quit

He's taking some time off.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Chinatown posted:

Been there. eat a pile of gallo pinto for me. :cheers:

Pura vida. Mucho frijoles mañana

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Charles Bukowski posted:

He's taking some time off.

Lol wait hold up is Seth dead! Can I go post in the feedback thread again?

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Nooner posted:

Lol wait hold up is Seth dead! Can I go post in the feedback thread again?

sure thing, go knock yourself out

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:




We out here tipping pool side n having a solid time.

Tabacon hot springs was today. Got to talk to some son of a lord brit who is traveling the world waiting for "father to die" offered to sell me coke by the ounce and forced me to take his Whatsapp #.

He hit on my wife multiple times when I'd leave and was plugging her with drinks. I sanctioned this because she's a huge bridgerton and downtown Abby nerd so hey everyone's gotta have fun right?

Anyway time to jump in a pool and drink more imperial.

:cheers:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Charles Bukowski posted:

He's taking some time off.

I heard he's hanging out with Jeffrey filming an episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht in the Bahamas. Sounds great

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Smugworth posted:

I heard he's hanging out with Jeffrey filming an episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht in the Bahamas. Sounds great

napping on the beach on yet anbother tropical trip is what i heard. and then evenings meditating in temple. we should all be so lucky

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Nooner posted:

Lol wait hold up is Seth dead! Can I go post in the feedback thread again?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lol

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:




We out here tipping pool side n having a solid time.

Tabacon hot springs was today. Got to talk to some son of a lord brit who is traveling the world waiting for "father to die" offered to sell me coke by the ounce and forced me to take his Whatsapp #.

He hit on my wife multiple times when I'd leave and was plugging her with drinks. I sanctioned this because she's a huge bridgerton and downtown Abby nerd so hey everyone's gotta have fun right?

Anyway time to jump in a pool and drink more imperial.

Lol I got refused a pilsner at a bar once because it was a "nazi beer", all things pilsner and German are like nazi now or something. So he abruptly and brazenly forced a lovely IPA on me, as it was a beer crafted only by the ingredients of his SOCIALIST BEER territory and not tainted with the germ of foreign influences such as the likes of barley or wheat and assured I would be in a wet hops coma by the time 2/3 of the glass was drunk. I was about to remind him that pilsner is OLDER than nazis, but not older than his mother, and that all IPA is bitter and disgusting, and it can be adorned with all the fairy nymph woodland herbs and spices in the world, but they can't dolly up the soggy tree sap flavor of the states communal butthole.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Overdog posted:

Lol I got refused a pilsner at a bar once because it was a "nazi beer", all things pilsner and German are like nazi now or something. So he abruptly and brazenly forced a lovely IPA on me, as it was a beer crafted only by the ingredients of his SOCIALIST BEER territory and not tainted with the germ of foreign influences such as the likes of barley or wheat and assured I would be in a wet hops coma by the time 2/3 of the glass was drunk. I was about to remind him that pilsner is OLDER than nazis, but not older than his mother, and that all IPA is bitter and disgusting, and it can be adorned with all the fairy nymph woodland herbs and spices in the world can't dolly up the soggy tree sap flavor of the states communal butthole.

oh wow

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

I heard that Seth has decided to renew his vows as a moderator, and is making a pilgrimage his spiritual homeland in Lee's Summit, Missouri to purify his body with gourmet cookies and contemplate the nature of Sexy Shrek.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Overdog posted:

Lol I got refused a pilsner at a bar once because it was a "nazi beer", all things pilsner and German are like nazi now or something. So he abruptly and brazenly forced a lovely IPA on me, as it was a beer crafted only by the ingredients of his SOCIALIST BEER territory and not tainted with the germ of foreign influences such as the likes of barley or wheat and assured I would be in a wet hops coma by the time 2/3 of the glass was drunk. I was about to remind him that pilsner is OLDER than nazis, but not older than his mother, and that all IPA is bitter and disgusting, and it can be adorned with all the fairy nymph woodland herbs and spices in the world, but they can't dolly up the soggy tree sap flavor of the states communal butthole.

I see we're getting to the wierd parts of a megathread

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Spot on about IPAs though

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Smugworth posted:

Spot on about IPAs though

Yeah IPA = Intense Piss Aftertaste

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

satanic splash-back posted:

I see we're getting to the wierd parts of a megathread

:munch:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

A couple dozen craft breweries opened in the DC area over the past several years, and almost all of them specialize in IPA's and fruity beers, presumably because those are very forgiving for inexperienced brewers, whereas you really have to have your poo poo together to make a good kolsch or grisette. It's not uncommon to go into a brewery that has 12 beers on tap, with 5 IPA's and 5 sour/milshake/whatever.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Nice to see Classic Smugworth

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Prof. Crocodile posted:

A couple dozen craft breweries opened in the DC area over the past several years, and almost all of them specialize in IPA's and fruity beers, presumably because those are very forgiving for inexperienced brewers, whereas you really have to have your poo poo together to make a good kolsch or grisette. It's not uncommon to go into a brewery that has 12 beers on tap, with 5 IPA's and 5 sour/milshake/whatever.

Yeah I mean just dump a bucket of pig slop and some protein powder in the hooch, what difference does it make?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Love IPA chat

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


yep. especially when it involves pig slop and protein powder (???????????????)

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Yum!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

all beer is moderately to extremely disgusting i thought that was the joke

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i used to be a bartender and serving "real ale" (warm, especially foul-smelling beer we got unbelievably cheap) to the sorts of jerks who were into it enough to drink it kinda killed beer for me

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Yeah a crisp refreshing pilsner is certainly the bad guy here, when you have 50 IPAs on tap that are the exact same hot state beer with 50 different cartoon labels and 50 different schemes to mask the flavor of the same bullshit. There might have been a good IPA somewhere sometime, but people have essentially socialized beer just like Nazi Germany did and loving ruined it for the most part.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


beer guys are like steak guys to me. stfu and let people drink or eat stuff however they prefer you pretentious buttholes!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

beer guys are like steak guys to me. stfu and let people drink or eat stuff however they prefer you pretentious buttholes!

no

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

beer guys are like steak guys to me. stfu and let people drink or eat stuff however they prefer you pretentious buttholes!

The anti-german people put a pilsner on the menu though. :hitler:

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

idgaf!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

overdog is on fire in teh gbs chat thread this morning. and that's one thing we did "NA-ZI" comin! :xd:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm going to butt chug an IPA and you can't stop me!!

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i'm going to eat a well done steak with ketchup

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i'm going to eat a well done steak with ketchup

Mods?!?!

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