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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

No Butt Stuff posted:

Not true. If it’s Jason LaCanfora, I know I can ignore it.

It’s honestly impressive that Canfora has built a successful career on being widely known as that guy who is ALWAYS wrong. Like how did this dude build enough clout to become a household name to people who follow sports

Edit: you guys realize that Giants dude is a parody account right

Docjowles fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Jul 28, 2023

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Don’t nfl guys restructure all the time to open up cap room

I guess that wasn’t exactly the question

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Lifespan posted:

What a lovely question and an honest answer.

He may not play by the rules, but Wesley Steinberg always gets the scoops.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Lifespan posted:

What a lovely question and an honest answer.


I might be getting whooshed but this is a parody account that toes the line of sounding real very well


https://twitter.com/WesSteinberg/status/1646912596195328000

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Is that a bad picture or is he cross eyed?

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


euphronius posted:

Don’t nfl guys restructure all the time to open up cap room

I guess that wasn’t exactly the question

But restructures usually wind up with the guy getting the same amount of cash, just changes the accounting and timing of when they get it.

Or if the team tells a guy we're gonna cut you and you'll get nothing if you don't take less.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It's a good picture in fact. It's the world that is crossed, Daniel just sees it for what it is

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

His bit is pretty great, the posts are just a shade more ridiculous than reality but still believable

https://twitter.com/WesSteinberg/status/1640785876337696804?s=20

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/1684947711207116800

lmao

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009


#MAPTPWPS&LTC

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

That's a whole lot of sloganing.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

"live laugh love" rear end shirts

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The Jones photo is some uncanny valley poo poo.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

There's definitely weird spacing on the 2nd one too. It looks like he made it himself on Illustrator the night before or something.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



BY THE TIME YOU FINISH READING THIS I WILL BE DANCING IN THE ENDZONE

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
A perfect send-up of coach gibberish

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
ALWAYS GIVE 110% OR YOU WILL LOSE. I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE. THE FIRST SUCH INCIDENT OCCURED IN 1956...

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

ALWAYS GIVE 110% OR YOU WILL LOSE. I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE. THE FIRST SUCH INCIDENT OCCURED IN 1956...

:golfclap:

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
The Sean McVay Camp for Players Who Can Play Good And Want To Learn How To Do Other Stuff Good Too

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

lol
https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1684966542474190869

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The X doesn’t display fully, what does it say ?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


euphronius posted:

The X doesn’t display fully, what does it say ?

Packers cut a bubble player on his birthday.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

that's a lot of paint to cause your back to sweat good thing it isn't crazy hot in LA right now only mid 90s

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Kirk Cousins to LA in 2024.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
https://twitter.com/DeAndreHopkins/status/1684967565712400395?s=20

deandre hopkins is playing well in 100F+ heat and sassing about it on twitter, i am loving in, titan up

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

i'm so loving glad football is almost back lmao

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1684984752770560019

They signed him 3 days ago.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

poo poo that was fast.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Soul Glo posted:

https://twitter.com/DeAndreHopkins/status/1684967565712400395?s=20

deandre hopkins is playing well in 100F+ heat and sassing about it on twitter, i am loving in, titan up

I know the Titans aren't allowed to sign a good WR in FA, but drat if I'm not going to enjoy this while it lasts

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
At least that other team from jersey has a qb that understands SACRIFICE

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice

I don't blame Danny Jones at all for taking the money, but Saquon really should've told the Giants to go win some games with their $40mil/yr QB.

Was Saquon's "epiphany" blackmail/notice of obvious collusion that he wouldn't get a better deal or some under the table money?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

The Derek Zoolander Center For Mentally And Physically Tough Players Who Play Smart & Love To Compete Too

I know this is small but why both spell out “and” and use “&”, just pick one and stick with it!

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/damienwoody/status/1684999805406240769?s=46&t=DcBXErlGIUJUj8quAgYfkQ

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What a coward!

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Finally

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1684959204597960704

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Sam Wyche would never apologize about his coaching feuds

Payton is a coward

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

That's not even really walking it back. He just said he was sorry for saying it out loud

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1685052523462230017?s=20

Ravens got the covid again

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Rogue Elephant posted:

That's not even really walking it back. He just said he was sorry for saying it out loud

I thought it was a very "I'm sorry if you were offended" take.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Moxy!

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