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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Seems like hand people want elegant hands doing interesting movements and poses, and feet people are all "I like them grape-stompers big, smelly, and hosed up. Now lemme taste em'."

Dump all the feet people in a volcano, I say.

Sir Mix-a-lot wouldn't have been nearly as popular if he wrote a song about feet

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Whooping Crabs posted:

Sir Mix-a-lot wouldn't have been nearly as popular if he wrote a song about feet, this much is true

My Sasquatch don't want none unless you got bunyons, hon

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Alternative version of the terminator series where instead of dogs being used to detect t-800s, foot and hand perverts are forced to inspect the extremities of new arrivals to detect fake ones.

You could make the film very cheaply too since quentin tarintino would likely direct it for free as long as he gets a cameo as "foot inspector #3"

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!




Hand fetishists: Is this good because they'll be perfect forever, or bad because you can't touch them?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Drone_Fragger posted:

Alternative version of the terminator series where instead of dogs being used to detect t-800s, foot and hand perverts are forced to inspect the extremities of new arrivals to detect fake ones.

You could make the film very cheaply too since quentin tarintino would likely direct it for free as long as he gets a cameo as "foot inspector #3"

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug

Dun-dun dun dun-dun

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Waffle! posted:



Hand fetishists: Is this good because they'll be perfect forever, or bad because you can't touch them?

Yes

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1685339679032287233

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

I caught myself about to click on the X at the upper right corner to close the window.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Liquid Chicken posted:

I caught myself about to click on the X at the upper right corner to close the window.

Are you questioning the superhuman genius of Musk Daddy?

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021
https://nypost.com/2023/07/28/toco-the-human-border-collie-steps-out-for-first-ever-walk-in-public/

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




What the loving gently caress?!

That isn't a Border Collie!

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Unperson_47 posted:

What the loving gently caress?!

That isn't a Border Collie!

The writer probably thought Border Collie is just the fancy term for a Collie.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



Lmao, perfect

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


lmao. can’t believe toco made it into the ny post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rott7oJHE68

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Is it supposed to do that

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


SniperWoreConverse posted:

Is it supposed to do that

It's Elon so you can never be sure.

Spatule
Mar 18, 2003

Grab Im Moor posted:

Sounds like how it is with the with feet people, except that some feet people won't ever shut the gently caress up about their kink for some reason. At least I've never seen any weird and creepy hand fetishist posting.

I see foot fetish being the most common fetish everywhere, but when you go to the "scientific" source the foot fetish category includes toe suckers and people who want to be jerked off by a foot but also being turned on by fishnet stockings or slutty high heels.
In other words, Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a billionaire

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
my anaconda don't want none unless you got bunions, hon

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/9IFS7ti.mp4

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

snapping turtle

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

wilt thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I think she might have dwarfism.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/WRYK9GV.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Never have I been more disappointed to find out audio isn't present on a video

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Tarkus posted:

I think she might have dwarfism.

No her hand is dwarfed by Crunchwrap supremes

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




Didn't there use to be an entire thread for horrid 9 Chickweed Lane poo poo?
(I am assuming that this is 9CL, it has That Vibe.)

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Mad Hamish posted:

Didn't there use to be an entire thread for horrid 9 Chickweed Lane poo poo?
(I am assuming that this is 9CL, it has That Vibe.)

Storyboards from Terminator.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



It used to be included in the comic strips megathread until it got too fetishistic. which is saying a lot about a comic strip that repeatedly features unrestrained public dry humping.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


horny on main street

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Mad Hamish posted:

Didn't there use to be an entire thread for horrid 9 Chickweed Lane poo poo?
(I am assuming that this is 9CL, it has That Vibe.)

9 Chickweed Lane is long since banned, but the Comic Strip Megathread lives on.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4020900

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Oh god, this is Elon Musk's final form.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

OMFG FURRY posted:

people with hand fetish are looking for specific grips, angles, and open palms.



:thunk:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

This is just how ladies show who's boss.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
She goes back for round 2.

https://i.imgur.com/KizQon9.mp4

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

you got a problem with Strong Chins?

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



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