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roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 6 days!)

multitasking isn't a thing most human brains can do

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History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




If you go past the school at 90 you’re a danger to children for a split second at most, simples

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

The chances of hitting someone you know and care about are minimal, so I don't see what all the fuss is about

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

History Comes Inside! posted:

If you go past the school at 90 you’re a danger to children for a split second at most, simples

Speeding allowed but only for nonces.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Exactly it’s all these people who want an excuse to crawl past at 20 we should be worried about

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

The Perfect Element posted:

So Rishis confirmed that the UK is maximising fossil fuel extraction and in general is gonna pursue an anti-eco agenda.

Such a oval office. What makes it worse is that he almost definitely doesn't even believe in what he's doing, he's just been told by strategists that it's the best way maximise vote share and positive tabloid media coverage.

It's all they've got left: they're clearly trying to maximise the turnout of the Tory electorate by pushing culture war issues that ramp up their enthusiasm to vote. It's still a long shot, but an angry, worked-up Conservative vote outperforming a demoralised and reluctant Labour vote is at least a semi-plausible path to victory at the next election and Labour's already doing their bit.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
They don't even need to convert any new voters: if the Tories turn out on election day, while Labour voters go: "Eh, going to give it a miss this time", then the Tories win by default, regardless of how low the total turnout is.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
How did they turn it around between the end of Thatcher (peak unpopular Tories) and winning the election with Major? Did they not lean heavily into 'culture wars' family values poo poo then as well?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
wrap it up, antilondonailures



london is one of the most livable cities in the world, according to noted liveability experts at the Economist

https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/2023/07/25/these-are-the-most-liveable-cities-in-europe

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I feel like by definition the more people living in a city the more livable it is, so I think China and India should be leading those metrics.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

OwlFancier posted:

I feel like by definition the more people living in a city the more livable it is, so I think China and India should be leading those metrics.

They're just out of frame, living too

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

they provide the definition for you right there at the beginning article

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Kyiv is the least liveable capital. A valuable lesson in why it is good not to get bombed by cruise missiles every week. Or a cheat sheet on how to adjust the Economist's stats with only a handful of commercial drones and [redacted]

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Lisbon is an exponentially more liveable city than London or Dublin, fraudulent as hell map

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Well, I think it's safe to assume that the Economist isn't including housing costs in their 'Liveability' criteria.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

keep punching joe posted:

How did they turn it around between the end of Thatcher (peak unpopular Tories) and winning the election with Major? Did they not lean heavily into 'culture wars' family values poo poo then as well?

The end of thatcher wasn’t peak unpopular Tories. Thatcher got knifed in the back in the end a bit like Truss and Major kind of slipped in as a grey unknown quantity. Labour didn’t take him seriously enough and took their win for granted, much like now, and he beat Kinnock.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Pistol_Pete posted:

Well, I think it's safe to assume that the Economist isn't including housing costs in their 'Liveability' criteria.

They probably are, the higher the better. The Economist is up there with The Spectator for lovely takes but Thr Spectator at least doesn't pretend it's anything other than a regressive rag

Lest we forget, The Economist was the magazine that came out with this nugget: "The Economist, founded in 1843, declared on 10 October 1846 that Irish distress was ‘brought on by their own wickedness and folly’."

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Aug 1, 2023

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

forkboy84 posted:

They probably are, the higher the better. The Economist is up there with The Spectator for lovely takes but Thr Spectator at least doesn't pretend it's anything other than a regressive rag

Lest we forget, The Economist was the magazine that came out with this nugget: "The Economist, founded in 1843, declared on 10 October 1846 that Irish distress was ‘brought on by their own wickedness and folly’."

We showed them wrong tho - we Irish are more prone to wickedness and folly than ever yet no famine in 2023

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Oh yeah, it's going to be like that poo poo you see in all the articles aimed at rich bastards: "UK's Top 10, bestest Cities! for maximising your returns on investment properties!".

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
Living very well thank you

x

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

kecske posted:

they provide the definition for you right there at the beginning article

It's not much of a definition:

quote:

eiu, our sister company, assesses the “liveability” of cities globally by measuring how they stack up in five categories: culture and environment, education, health care, infrastructure, and stability. 

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
I don't think any of those dotted places are liveable by my standards

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Niric posted:

It's not much of a definition:

Here is a bit more about it:

https://www.eiu.com/n/campaigns/glo...n=liveability23

But it does not seem to feature things like "affordability" and other such pedestrian concerns.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
"Poor people, eiu"

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

keep punching joe posted:

How did they turn it around between the end of Thatcher (peak unpopular Tories) and winning the election with Major? Did they not lean heavily into 'culture wars' family values poo poo then as well?

the same faction that is currently running the labour party looked at some dodgy polling that said they were on to win and then started immediatly doing victory laps with a leader who was personally unpopular

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Funny thread here where a landlord taking 2k a month off people for a 700 quid mortgage is claiming he’s a a socialist (and rightly getting roasted)

https://twitter.com/cookingstats/status/1686280271258062848?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Guavanaut posted:

"Poor people, eiu"

It's a report where individual license for the overview costs $800 each and an individual license for full access to the data $11K, I somehow don't think they are the target audience.

The bit they are giving away for free is just the abstract really.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The Economist Magazine repeatedly paying thousands to The Economist Intelligence Unit for their intelligence analysis sounds more like the kind of tax avoidance scam that I would have come up with when I was 15.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

keep punching joe posted:

How did they turn it around between the end of Thatcher (peak unpopular Tories) and winning the election with Major? Did they not lean heavily into 'culture wars' family values poo poo then as well?

Rustybear posted:

the same faction that is currently running the labour party looked at some dodgy polling that said they were on to win and then started immediatly doing victory laps with a leader who was personally unpopular

The cringeworthy video of the 1992 Sheffield rally cannot be shared too often:

We're Alright!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TOgB3Smvro

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Of course the funny thing is that Major was a big figure of fun throughout his leadership. Ridiculed in the press as a “grey man”, with a lot of sneering about his background, and his disastrous “Back to Basics” campaign but he still now remains the last Tory to have actually been elected with a governing majority and served a full term in office.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


smellmycheese posted:

Funny thread here where a landlord taking 2k a month off people for a 700 quid mortgage is claiming he’s a a socialist (and rightly getting roasted)

https://twitter.com/cookingstats/status/1686280271258062848?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

I like the follow up where he says he's actually a consocialist. Because that's a thing

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

smellmycheese posted:

Of course the funny thing is that Major was a big figure of fun throughout his leadership. Ridiculed in the press as a “grey man”, with a lot of sneering about his background, and his disastrous “Back to Basics” campaign but he still now remains the last Tory to have actually been elected with a governing majority and served a full term in office.

Plus he appreciated the prostate and is the only PM I can think of who had a remotely normal (if circus performer parents are normal) background.

Let me be clear, I am not stanning for Major but his career progression should give hope to all weird nerds out there.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

forkboy84 posted:

I like the follow up where he says he's actually a consocialist. Because that's a thing

His natural enemy is the socservative.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Most politicians put the clown shoes on after they attain office.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

keep punching joe posted:

the only PM I can think of who had a remotely normal (if circus performer parents are normal) background.
Reminds me of the parody by Terry Pratchett, the grey bank manager who secretly at night undergoes a terrifying occult transformation into a clown.

forkboy84 posted:

I like the follow up where he says he's actually a consocialist. Because that's a thing

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

keep punching joe posted:

Plus he appreciated the prostate and is the only PM I can think of who had a remotely normal (if circus performer parents are normal) background.

Let me be clear, I am not stanning for Major but his career progression should give hope to all weird nerds out there.

John Major is the kid who ran away from the circus and joined normal life.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

smellmycheese posted:

Funny thread here where a landlord taking 2k a month off people for a 700 quid mortgage is claiming he’s a a socialist (and rightly getting roasted)

https://twitter.com/cookingstats/status/1686280271258062848?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

Presumably he's donating the house to the council after his tenants have paid off his mortgage, right? Oh no he'll just have a free 500K property, silly me.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Lol Jeremy Vine discussing whether it's bad for rishi to fly on a private jet to Scotland rather than go on the train.

Takes about 10 minutes for someone to phone in and quite rightly point out what if he needs to fire a nuke and the train WiFi isn't working? What then?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I wonder what Wi-Fi they have on the submarines.

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Trident needs to be configured to autofire unless Rishi stops it in time.

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