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Grip it and rip it posted:Payton will definitely get something out of Russ. His delicious, delicious organs.
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Grip it and rip it posted:Payton will definitely get something out of Russ. payton will become the bronco's golden tate
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The Super Bowl is about to get slimed! https://twitter.com/CBSMornings/status/1686355739491569665?s=20
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a neat cape posted:https://twitter.com/marlon_humphrey/status/1686162899167780864?s=46&t=BSzhFErQ6N9N1FAHwRiTEg bull poop
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God don't get me started on this again. He got the first down, and even if he didn't it was super super close. The yellow line was way off on that play.
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Kawalimus posted:God don't get me started on this again. He got the first down, and even if he didn't it was super super close. The yellow line was way off on that play. The only time ray rice was able to punch through, he got suspended by the league
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Dejan Bimble posted:
Sam Vecenie a guy who doesn’t even cover American football and lives in Australia at least looked up who Taylor’s agent was - the largest agent in MMA. Pretty much every NFL analyst I’ve read including Lombardi hasn’t bothered to do this and refers to him as “some guy” with a hint of racist overtones (not saying Lombardi is doing this intentionally) NFL reporting on labour issues outside of people who work for the Athletic or Domonique Foxworth or FO alumni is universally trash and pro owner
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wandler20 posted:The Super Bowl is about to get slimed!  Was thinking what green-themed chicken wings I'd have for the event then was reminded of a solution after watching this week's Binging with Babish of an older episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApHZyGZgbvA
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Android Apocalypse posted:
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wandler20 posted:The Super Bowl is about to get slimed! I just hope they don't bring back the
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wandler20 posted:The Super Bowl is about to get slimed! Repeatedly checking the post date to make sure this isn’t an April fool’s
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How long has it been since You Can't Do That on Television premiered? Maybe let the slime go Is the original cast even still all alive? I don't mean Alasdair Gillis or Alanis.
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I mean, it’s kind of been a brand staple for a bunch of 90s game shows, the theme park, the kids choice awards. It wasn’t just that show.
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The slime was here before you, the slime will be here after you
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No Butt Stuff posted:I mean, it’s kind of been a brand staple for a bunch of 90s game shows, the theme park, the kids choice awards. It wasn’t just that show. The place had a slime fountain ffs
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Ornery and Hornery posted:The slime was here before you, the slime will be here after you If Patrick were to die the Krusty Krab would open tomorrow
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Catching up on Robert Mays' podcast and I thought the extremely premature lookahead at coaching candidates was funny. Mostly in that they spent the whole thing talking about how X's and O's don't make a coach, what really matters is the friends you made along the way. Also The Athletic: puts out a 5 part documentary on how all the best young coaches, headlined by Kyle Shanahan, are total loving sociopaths who spend 22 hours a day thinking about Xs and Os. And the other 2 thinking about how to crush everyone else under their boot including coworkers and family in pursuit of their own greatness. I think he also said he could see 10 coaching openings next year which seems... insane? There's never that many, and just looking around the league most of the bad teams already have new coaches. Unless he''s expecting a bunch of dudes like Belichick and Carroll and Tomlin and McVay to all retire I have no idea how you get to more than ~5 Anyway I was mostly just lollin at the cognitive dissonance of "relationships are what matter" and also "Jourdan Rodrigue thought Kyle Shanahan might murder her in his office". We can save lollin at bad coaches for Benne's thread in a couple months
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Docjowles posted:I think he also said he could see 10 coaching openings next year which seems... insane? There's never that many, and just looking around the league most of the bad teams already have new coaches. Unless he''s expecting a bunch of dudes like Belichick and Carroll and Tomlin and McVay to all retire I have no idea how you get to more than ~5 Didn't we have 8 openings a couple years back?
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Let's see.... Probably fired with a bad year: Staley Stefanski Rivera Saleh Bowles Allen McDaniels Arthur Smith Less likely to be fired, but still could be: Vrabel Campbell Eberflus Could see a world where they retire: Carroll, Belichick
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Kalli posted:Let's see....
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Belichick isn’t retiring until he passes Shula.
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Kalli posted:Let's see.... Campbell and Holmes are completely safe no matter how bad the Lions are this year, short of committing actual crimes.
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Today I learned the Bears are trying to build a stadium out in bumfuck nowhere despite having one of the best stadium situations a team could possibly have: A stadium right in the middle of downtown. Downtown stadiums rule. Everyone can get to them just like driving to work, there is poo poo to do outside of the stadium, public transit goes right there. I assume this is a racism-based move? The owner hire someone to break into some cars during a game to gin up some hysterical news coverage?
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Soldier Field is one of if not the the smallest stadiums in the US. It also sucks. Nothing to do with racism. Just $$$$$$$.
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Yeah, it's the smallest capacity in the league I think, and no dome, so it'll never host a Super Bowl. Also, it's owned by the Chicago Park District who refused to change the playing surface forever. The soccer team will enjoy using it once the Bears move to one of the suburbs/exurbs.
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Kalli posted:Could see a world where they retire: Andy Reid is getting up there a bit in years so that's a theoretical possibility I suppose. He's also having the most fun he's ever had coaching so, you know, probably not, but I could imagine it happening.
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:I bet the Cardinals fire Peewee Herman if they only win 1 game and have the top pick the following year. Yeah, I didn't list out any of the first year guys, because they should be safe... but yeah, if anyone's 1 and done it's probably Gannon. Hizawk posted:Campbell and Holmes are completely safe no matter how bad the Lions are this year, short of committing actual crimes. I don't think it's likely at all, but if the Lions really faceplant this year, I could see him going. Same with Eberflus if Fields doesn't turn into anything and Vrabel if they just completely melted down. I don't think it's necessarily the smart thing to do, it's just hard to keep a guy into year 4 or beyond if they put up like 4 wins. fartknocker posted:Belichick isn’t retiring until he passes Shula. Grittybeard posted:Andy Reid is getting up there a bit in years so that's a theoretical possibility I suppose. For both Carroll & Belichick I just look at how, in a job full of curmudgeonly old fucks who worked until they died... nobody's ever started a season as an NFL head coach over age 72. Just really hard for me to get past that. Andy's "only" 65, so while I doubt he'll make it to 2030, I don't see him going while life's this good.
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Docjowles posted:Catching up on Robert Mays' podcast and I thought the extremely premature lookahead at coaching candidates was funny. Mostly in that they spent the whole thing talking about how X's and O's don't make a coach, what really matters is the friends you made along the way. Also The Athletic: puts out a 5 part documentary on how all the best young coaches, headlined by Kyle Shanahan, are total loving sociopaths who spend 22 hours a day thinking about Xs and Os. And the other 2 thinking about how to crush everyone else under their boot including coworkers and family in pursuit of their own greatness. I appreciate your thoughts on this stuff. I haven’t listened to the 5-part series but I have been listening to Mays podcast now that Tice is on leave.
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Diva Cupcake posted:Belichick coaching 3-4 more years just to break a record probably doesn’t align with Kraft’s timeline if they’re a .500 team the next couple years. I think that whole thing is nonsense sports radio fluff and Kraft has no timeline beyond scheduling when his dick gets sucked.
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Kalli posted:Let's see.... zero chance vrabel goes. amy adams just sided with him over their last gm, and they're all aware this is year 1 in a new regime with a new gm. he has at least a 2-3 year leash.
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Does being waived with a NFI designation keep him on the payroll without costing a roster or IR spot? Or is Hamler essentially on unpaid leave while he treats his pericarditis?
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Grittybeard posted:Andy Reid is getting up there a bit in years so that's a theoretical possibility I suppose. There is no world in which Andy Reid voluntarily gives up the privilege of coaching Mahomes.
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Criminal Minded posted:There is no world in which Andy Reid voluntarily gives up the privilege of coaching Mahomes. I don't know..has he ever seen a Vegas buffet? I could make a good argument for him coaching the Raiders.
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Grittybeard posted:Bois's Vikings thing drops tonight at 9 Eastern. Or at least the first part of it. I am sure there are many more parts involved. One part every Tuesday until the start of the season, with the finale on Friday September 8th.
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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1686431095305187328?s=20 Maybe a team like the Bears makes sense? They need to spend money to get to the floor, have a cheap QB for a couple more years, and don't have a great RB room. Fields and Taylor would be fun as hell to watch.
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Kalli posted:Let's see.... Dorsey potentially if the Bills don't make it past the divisional round.
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Dejan Bimble posted:I'm sure I'm 2 weeks late on running back contract chat, but hearing ex NFL gms rant and rave about supply and demand makes me want to kick them in the shins. Fully agree, you may think this stuff but you shouldn’t say it out loud. Unless they are analyzing other GMs or personnel people I don’t want to hear anything from these dipshits. They’re out of the league for a reason
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