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comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

when will people learn that numbers in a database is a store of Value

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Gwyneth Palpate: Jun 7, 2010; Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

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thinkin bout thos shareholder value

# ? Aug 2, 2023 04:12

Celexi: Nov 25, 2006; Slava Ukraini!

weird people dont look forward to the days they can't move or have dementia

# ? Aug 2, 2023 04:18

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Relevant Tangent posted:

it doesn't surprise me that the landlord is trying to make people poorer

"Wow, I'm rich!" - Guy with a seven figure 401k seconds before Bain Capital steals it

# ? Aug 2, 2023 04:19

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

https://twitter.com/GameStop/status/1686497117919961088
jesus christ, everyone on superstonk is also sucking this off as the next revival hawking scam coin nfts. lol that megacorps have an army of pain paypig whales just huffing out every fart directly out of their rear end with impunity

# ? Aug 2, 2023 04:32

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Laterite posted:

yeah I remember being really freaked out when they did that in 2011 or whenever, thinking poo poo was about to hit the fan in so many ways

now? it's lol and lmao all day long

Yeah, I would say maybe a 4-5% down day tomorrow in the Number and then end the week up anyway because Amazon and Apple post good earnings reports.

# ? Aug 2, 2023 04:33

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i predict bull market tomorrow

earnings this week will be interesting, particularly WB after Zaslav has set the whole company on fire

also i'm just now learning eventbrite IPO'd and is a publically traded company, what the gently caress

# ? Aug 2, 2023 04:33

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

Eric Cantonese posted:

I track credit ratings from Moody's and Fitch.
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by
For the summer, for the summer

lmaooo

# ? Aug 2, 2023 04:39

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Celexi posted:

weird people dont look forward to the days they can't move or have dementia

oh thats not gonna be the problem this time

# ? Aug 2, 2023 04:39

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Xaris posted:

i predict bull market tomorrow

earnings this week will be interesting, particularly WB after Zaslav has set the whole company on fire

also i'm just now learning eventbrite IPO'd and is a publically traded company, what the gently caress

Thursday is going to be nuts

Buy buy buy!!!

# ? Aug 2, 2023 04:52

Sokani: Jul 20, 2006; Bison

Celexi posted:

weird people dont look forward to the days they can't move or have dementia

You can save for retirement and still go to concerts and on trips. Just spend some of your trust fund disbursements on a rental property and let the passive income boost your budget.

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# ? Aug 2, 2023 04:55

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Eric Cantonese posted:

I track credit ratings from Moody's and Fitch.
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by
For the summer, for the summer

# ? Aug 2, 2023 05:06

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

I was reading an interview with the musician Emperor X, and there was this line he said when he was about how he happened to get diagnosed with cancer while living in Germany even though he is from the US.

"[In Europe] I felt like an organ of society, instead of a flea on the skin of a cybernetic creature," he says. "I feel like the machine of the United States of America is allergic to me."

# ? Aug 2, 2023 05:12

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

"Wow, I'm rich!" - Guy with a seven figure 401k seconds before Bain Capital steals it

here's the thing though, you directly benefit from giving people bad financial advice because it keeps them renting
you're even more untrustworthy than when you were just cheating on your wife and calling your neighbor a cuck, it's impressive how you've found a new low

# ? Aug 2, 2023 05:55

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

been going through earnings presentations and its funny how much are just straight up "the premium consumer remains healthy, our profits are driven by specialized focused on the premium consumer"

Gary Mick
- Six Flags Entertainment Corporation - Executive VP, CFO & Interim Controller
Yes. David, we're wondering when that will happen if it does. At this stage, our consumer, our guest is spending and they're strong. They're doing just fine.
....
Yes, good question. It's on a lot of our minds. We're seeing just really good customer appreciation for the value we're bringing. I -- and as I mentioned on our call this morning, satisfied might be the word I would use for the being flat to prior year.
It's really important to remember, we raised prices 34% and offerings for our overall guest spend per cap. And so most of that came from the IPS changes. So we're lapping some really high comps. So I'm satisfied. Now is the team here sitting and resting a lot of, absolutely not. We have mobile ordering. As Selim mentioned, we have dynamic pricing. We have VIP lounges. We have e-gaming. We have -- we've been installing some new premium cabanas, lots of initiatives going on that we believe will drive the in-park spending throughout the year
...
Our goal is to deliver a premium guest experience and to charge prices that are commensurate with the value we deliver to our guests.

# ? Aug 2, 2023 05:57

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

yeah he owned the poo poo outta his neighbor lol

# ? Aug 2, 2023 05:58

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Relevant Tangent posted:

here's the thing though, you directly benefit from giving people bad financial advice because it keeps them renting
you're even more untrustworthy than when you were just cheating on your wife and calling your neighbor a cuck, it's impressive how you've found a new low

Wait, what?

To me, PFC just sounds more and more like a typical mid-management, pyramid scheming American!

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:01

Rock Puncher: Jul 26, 2014

so PFC was loving his neighbours wife?

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:05

Nothus: Feb 22, 2001; Buglord

Lmao

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smug jeebus: Oct 26, 2008

Mama mia!

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:11

Thorn Wishes Talon: Oct 18, 2014; by Fluffdaddy

Relevant Tangent posted:

here's the thing though, you directly benefit from giving people bad financial advice because it keeps them renting
you're even more untrustworthy than when you were just cheating on your wife and calling your neighbor a cuck, it's impressive how you've found a new low

lmfao

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:13

shrike82: Jun 11, 2005

I'm more curious about how the topic came up

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:14

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Mr Hootington posted:

Malding
https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1686506259069947904?t=51A8dnjqmo1ACzQ2PAWYBw&s=19

what blocking against spending cuts you stupid loving bitch, die

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:16

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

Relevant Tangent posted:

here's the thing though, you directly benefit from giving people bad financial advice because it keeps them renting
you're even more untrustworthy than when you were just cheating on your wife and calling your neighbor a cuck, it's impressive how you've found a new low

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:17

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

i dunno i thought it was kinda funny when it was happening and he was announcing it in a whole buncha threads for some reason, if i remember right ( i usually dont remember right :rznv:

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# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:19

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

God I love this loving site so much.

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:20

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

did fitch�s downgrade come out before the news about trumps indictment? it�d be funny if they got their hands on a pre-print and decided the country was irreversibly on the civil war path

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:20

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Our economy is extremely stable but the political party that controls the legislative and judicial branches is trying to destroy it.

Didn't expect Republicans to be the ones to destroy Capitalism

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

iirc he peed on her too

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:29

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Is there a wiki or a podcast with PFC lore I missed?

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:31

SlimGoodbody: Oct 20, 2003

Relevant Tangent posted:

here's the thing though, you directly benefit from giving people bad financial advice because it keeps them renting
you're even more untrustworthy than when you were just cheating on your wife and calling your neighbor a cuck, it's impressive how you've found a new low

Every time I learn new lore about posters in this thread it feels like opening a door and immediately getting sucker punched.

# ? Aug 2, 2023 06:34

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

super sweet best pal posted:

Didn't expect Republicans to be the ones to destroy Capitalism

why do you think they call it national socialism :smugdog:

zetamind2000 has issued a correction as of 11:41 on Aug 2, 2023

# ? Aug 2, 2023 07:01

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

iirc he peed on her too

SourKraut posted:

God I love this loving site so much.

# ? Aug 2, 2023 07:04

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

super sweet best pal posted:

Didn't expect Republicans to be the ones to destroy Capitalism

No one destroys capitalism faster than its own true believers

# ? Aug 2, 2023 07:11

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Raskolnikov38 posted:

did fitch�s downgrade come out before the news about trumps indictment? it�d be funny if they got their hands on a pre-print and decided the country was irreversibly on the civil war path

https://twitter.com/VellowVperedist/status/1686488969167478784

# ? Aug 2, 2023 07:13