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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1686809311513587712

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I'll admit I didn't think that one through

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Dexo posted:

Yeah lol alcoholism is a huge issue in the NFL.

Dudes self medicate pain with it. And players extremely have shown up lit to practices and games.

Who was that RB that was taking swigs of Grey Goose during practice? Clarett?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

feller posted:

I don't think it encourages its players to gamble, does it?

of course not, but players are humans like the rest of us and are just as susceptible to the fact that roughly 80% of sports media is about gambling now

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Who was that RB that was taking swigs of Grey Goose during practice? Clarett?

If I wasn't too lazy I'd find the video of Maurice Clarett lying under a table in the shade in training camp just kinda picking at the tablecloth from underneath while the press was trying to talk to him.

To be fair there were a lot of other issues going on in that guy's head, it wasn't all just being drunk.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
Hmm, making 4 mil this year, but i should try to make an extra 50 bucks

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

SKULL.GIF posted:

Who was that RB that was taking swigs of Grey Goose during practice? Clarett?

He turned his life around and does motivational speaking now.


Rodger Goodell is a loving slug and a hack and he's gonna gently caress the Saints every chance he gets

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jamisonhensley/status/1686803554659430426

Nelson Agholor is Back

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Grip it and rip it posted:


Rodger Goodell is a loving slug and a hack and he's gonna gently caress the Saints every chance he gets

Hey, Sean’s with the Broncos now. Maybe he should just punish them instead.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Clarett motivated me already



to get my Goose on

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Grip it and rip it posted:

He turned his life around and does motivational speaking now.

Rodger Goodell is a loving slug and a hack and he's gonna gently caress the Saints every chance he gets

They deserve it for murdering Favre OP

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Bellmaker posted:

They deserve it for murdering Favre OP

Honestly Kurt Warner would have more to bitch about than Brett.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

SKULL.GIF posted:

Who was that RB that was taking swigs of Grey Goose during practice? Clarett?

BeefMoe admitted part of his pregame ritual was a few shots of Hennessy.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1686851372518375424

There are ............... good RB's available......

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Kenyan Drake

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Problem is Irsay would have to pay them.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Who the gently caress is Devine Ozigbo

UDFA with 14 career rushing attempts across 4 seasons

lol what are you doing Ballard

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Coping with Jim Irsay trying ayahuasca

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1686778142642311168

who are the raiders paying

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Davante, Jimmy, Renfrow and like $18m per for Kolton Miller.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

a neat cape posted:

who are the raiders paying

the refs

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Pretty wild how much CIN is still spending on offense considering Burrow, Chase, and Higgins are all still on their rookie deals.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



feller posted:

I don't think it encourages its players to gamble, does it?

The NFL has been pretty vocal about informing teams that players should not gamble.

And after commercial break we will go through the week 1 matchups from the DraftKings Betting Lounge Use Promocode 100$ for 100$ matching deposits.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Wtf is this tweet? He did not need to list every single denomination.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Bird in a Blender posted:

Wtf is this tweet? He did not need to list every single denomination.

It’s like a graph! With only the X axis

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Bird in a Blender posted:

Wtf is this tweet? He did not need to list every single denomination.

It’s just to give a sense of scale

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Bird in a Blender posted:

Wtf is this tweet? He did not need to list every single denomination.

daddy elon gave him the gift of characters

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

It's gonna be hilarious justice when Browns offense sucks dogshit cause Deshaun can't get it done. And the Browns insist not to run.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
This doesn’t need to just live in the NFCE thread.

John Brown
Jul 10, 2009

Re Jonathan Taylor:

If the Colts take the NFI angle can’t lawsuits come into play??? Also, I’d imagine it’d be hard to convince a doc to put his career on the line just to appease Irsay’s ego war.

But yeah…Irsay is not trading him for obviously bad reasons.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

I hear there's going to be "football" today

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


wandler20 posted:

I'm curious how these guys actually fared on the bets they placed.

Also, I had no idea this was a thing having never watched the new XFL. I still think eliminating the kickoff would be fine too.

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1686789890392944643?s=20

imagine Devin Hester with this rule

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he probaly would score a big sixer.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

R.D. Mangles posted:

imagine Devin Hester with this rule

Good, let’s get more Hesters (and put him in the hall)

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Harlock posted:

I hear there's going to be "football" today

Sounds unlikely, where'd you hear a crazy thing like that?

stump collector
May 28, 2007

wandler20 posted:

I'm curious how these guys actually fared on the bets they placed.

Also, I had no idea this was a thing having never watched the new XFL. I still think eliminating the kickoff would be fine too.

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1686789890392944643?s=20

this is how RBs become extremely valuable again

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
when you think about it, the rb became obsolete with the innovation of the forward pass.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Happy Football Methodone Day! we're so close to the real thing

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
I thought he was going to be kept firmly in your side of the Atlantic and in a commentary booth

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1687000760054095872

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GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I thought he was going to be kept firmly in your side of the Atlantic and in a commentary booth

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1687000760054095872

You get him for exactly as long as we had Piers Morgan

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