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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
In the 'pros' list, I discovered in those twenties that if you cook one of those flat red baron pizzas at 180 instead of 400 (do not trust these numbers) and pass out in front of the oven for 6 hours, when you wake up you can fold it in half and it's a decent calzone (do not trust this definition of decent).

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Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

Ominous Jazz posted:

Some of you live lives like you're trying your hardest to be a cautionary tale

Is this about the wasp thing?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Grassy Knowles posted:

In the 'pros' list, I discovered in those twenties that if you cook one of those flat red baron pizzas at 180 instead of 400 (do not trust these numbers) and pass out in front of the oven for 6 hours, when you wake up you can fold it in half and it's a decent calzone (do not trust this definition of decent).

Don't even have to do that anymore

https://www.redbaron.com/products/single-pizza-melt/default.htm

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

that's more a spaghetti sandwich when you're out of spaghetti

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

Boba Pearl posted:

Is this about the wasp thing?

I was making a joke about a bad burger and everything got Intense

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Ominous Jazz posted:

I was making a joke about a bad burger and everything got Intense

the tl;dr is i wanna see the dr pepper burg face

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

Grassy Knowles posted:

the tl;dr is i wanna see the dr pepper burg face

Its the same face in that painting when Ivan the terrible accidentally killed his son in a fit of dementia rage
I assume

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

There's apparently lots of context for why the one woman is flipping off the other but I've forgotten it because even as a :regd04: it was before my time.

The woman in the back is Geckolio and the woman in the front had a habit of publicly hooking up with goons at goon meets and/or randomly getting naked iirc

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

why would you name a pizza after a fighter ace

Martman
Nov 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 14 minutes!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

why would you name a pizza after a fighter ace
look, Papa Murphy was a national hero ok?

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

why would you name a pizza after a fighter ace

quote:

Schwan's spokesperson Chuck Blomberg, stated, "Any similarities in appearance between our baron and an actual person would be coincidental."
...
Schwan's also used a different type of plane for their marketing campaign. Yes, Schwan's actually had a squadron that performed at airshows to advertise their frozen pizza (via Aerobatic Team). But these planes were Stearman biplanes, which were used in the military in WWII (via American Heritage). However, von Richthofen flew an Albatros D.III fighter plane, which has three sets of wings instead of two (via History.com).

https://www.mashed.com/234633/the-untold-truth-of-red-baron-pizza/

Martman posted:

look, Papa Murphy was a national hero ok?

I've got some terrible news for you; Papa Murphy is a marketing character, an amaglamation of all the best parts Papa Aldo and No-title Murphy to obscure their terrible secrets. Wait until the stroke of midnight and follow the Mavis Beacon to hear more.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
He's an enemy of snoopy I will NEVER eat his pizza

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009

I forgot to quote this + the other sopranos ones and lol.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Ominous Jazz posted:

He's an enemy of snoopy I will NEVER eat his pizza

Snoopy is a little close to those royal guardsmen for me to trust.

Ominous Jazz
Jun 15, 2011

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

Grassy Knowles posted:

Snoopy is a little close to those royal guardsmen for me to trust.

Snoopy is a war hero!! Two world wars he fought in and he returned and lived a peaceful life as an author!!!

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

ELROND: You shall be the fellowship of the ring
*Frodo stands next to Barry the elf and Boromir’s chamber pot cleaner*

Frodo literally walked into Mordor with his gardener and a crazy hobo

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Frodo literally walked into Mordor with his gardener and a crazy hobo

Guy tells you he’s going to take a ring inside a volcano, you going to go with him as a competent person?

Depressing Box
Jun 27, 2010

Half-price sideshow.

Grassy Knowles posted:

the tl;dr is i wanna see the dr pepper burg face

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Moved to tears by that beautiful burg

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
lowtax wasn't as bad at posting as Elon Musk

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

Alternative loss.jpeg

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Feels Villeneuve posted:

lowtax wasn't as bad at posting as Elon Musk

Lowtax was occasionally funny and had a personality, albeit a lovely one.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Man can taste for the first time after revolutionary surgery restores his sense of taste.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Aug 3, 2023

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

I am overjoyed

Perfect painting
Nov 27, 2011

I don't think there's anywhere else on the internet with more users posting hosed up poo poo about food than this website. Statistical certainty that casual discussion of former goons will lead to "oh yeah I remember when he liquified a cheeseburger and used it to cook mac and cheese"

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Perfect painting posted:

"oh yeah I remember when he liquified a cheeseburger and used it to cook mac and cheese"

Pentyne you got this one?

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Perfect painting posted:

I don't think there's anywhere else on the internet with more users posting hosed up poo poo about food than this website. Statistical certainty that casual discussion of former goons will lead to "oh yeah I remember when he liquified a cheeseburger and used it to cook mac and cheese"

The amount of violence done to ground beef on this website would get all of us tried at the Hauge in a just world.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
doesn't GWS have a 'no more ground meat lump recipes' rule or something like that

ParserGirl
Jun 3, 2005

I just got caught up with the Anti Food Porn thread here in PYF. I highly recommend it.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

ParserGirl posted:

I just got caught up with the Anti Food Porn thread here in PYF. I highly recommend it.

i dunno, what if you like food?

goons have such a needlessly tortured relationship with food, tbqh.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Kazinsal posted:

protonjon still streams but he’s some kind of vtuber whose avatar is rosalina from mario with enormous boobs and his head now

still hasn’t finished superman 64

who among us

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Grassy Knowles posted:

I am definitely not recommending diabetes or an 'alcoholic twenties' to others

oops

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014


lmao

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Remembering the guy at gdq whose a vtuber and his thing was he's a tiny green cat being carried by a big titty goth milf

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Roth posted:

Remembering the guy at gdq whose a vtuber and his thing was he's a tiny green cat being carried by a big titty goth milf

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Lol

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


they are gonna be recurring geico commercial characters in 2 yaers

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