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Jim Irsay... Good?shirts and skins posted:Happy Football Methodone Day! we're so close to the real thing To you as well! May the field not be covered in glue and turpentine.
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Are there any rules against a whale playing football
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Are there any rules against a whale playing football Didn't one used to play quarterback like two decades ago?
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Didn't one used to play quarterback like two decades ago? that was a battleship
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Incitatus posted:that was a battleship My bad, I am not good at identifying other species. I'm no biologist.
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RIP Jared Lorenzen, aka the Battleship Lorenzen, the Pillsbury Throwboy, the Hefty Lefty, He Ate Me, the Round Mound of Touchdown, BBQB, J-Load, and most importantly, Super Bowl XLII Champion
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fartknocker posted:RIP Jared Lorenzen, aka the Battleship Lorenzen, the Pillsbury Throwboy, the Hefty Lefty, He Ate Me, the Round Mound of Touchdown, BBQB, J-Load, and most importantly, Super Bowl XLII Champion Unsung hero of the legendary moment https://twitter.com/NFLLegacy/status/1146572484088651776
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kiimo posted:I can't believe they made me click BROBIBLE Most reliable source on the internet
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Pretty sure BroBible is what gave us the leaked Patriots Johnny Manziel draft file, which had enough real touches that I suspect it was actually real. Outlaw Bloodlines 
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:I really wonder if he wasn't obese would he have been a franchise QB. Big Ben proved that QB weight was not a factor
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:I really wonder if he wasn't obese would he have been a franchise QB. Starters are guys who can make any throw on the field and can also do the correct decision most of the time. Backups are people who can make the correct decision most of the time but can't put the ball everywhere. Guys who can throw the ball anywhere but can't make a correct read are CFL/XFL. Jared Lorenzen was in that last group.
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Cavauro posted:in high up air, all of your muscles, tendons, and bones become more pressurized from the inside. they're much more likely to snap or tear This is why I don't fly
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Febreeze posted:Unsung hero of the legendary moment That's really cool. I love Battleship Lorenzen and, hell, I even love Eli.
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:I thought he was going to be kept firmly in your side of the Atlantic and in a commentary booth hope they've enjoyed their last tomato-based anything.
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Doltos posted:Starters are guys who can make any throw on the field and can also do the correct decision most of the time. Backups are people who can make the correct decision most of the time but can't put the ball everywhere. Guys who can throw the ball anywhere but can't make a correct read are Chicago Bears.
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R.D. Mangles posted:Starters are guys who can make any throw on the field and can also do the correct decision most of the time. Backups are people who can make the correct decision most of the time but can't put the ball everywhere. Guys who can throw the ball anywhere but can't make a correct read are Chicago Bears. Zach Wilson future Bear confirmed.
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Forrest on Fire posted:Same way James Corden and Ricky Gervais did, through the Overton Window Okay okay let’s rip on them all and well but Ricky deserves way more respect than loving James Corden
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dingo with a joint posted:Zach Wilson future Bear confirmed. I can't believe I'm saying this but I think the Bears are too good for Zach Wilson.
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Amy Pole Her posted:Okay okay let’s rip on them all and well but Ricky deserves way more respect than loving James Corden No he doesn't hope that helps Rodgers getting more dark time to reflect on his latest mistake: becoming a New York Jet
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Forrest on Fire posted:No he doesn't hope that helps Yeah but to be honest not sure i can trust the opinion of someone who still champions “hope that helps” 🤷♂️ but different strokes I suppose
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https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1687445217069174784?s=20 https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1687449686381096961?s=20 wandler20 fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Aug 4, 2023 |
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a neat cape posted:Mercedes Lewis has been playing since I was a teenager He's 39!
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Hot Diggity! posted:He's 39! I'm 37!
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Amy Pole Her posted:Yeah but to be honest not sure i can trust the opinion of someone who still champions “hope that helps” 🤷♂️ but different strokes I suppose Gervais is a terf who abuses his employees, he's just as bad
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syzpid posted:If there's one thing we can all agree on, the stupid Ravens undefeated preseason streak needs to end this year. Why do you wish a nervous breakdown on Kawalimus
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Maed posted:Gervais is a terf who abuses his employees, he's just as bad Oh drat wasn’t even thinking politics until i just looked em up and welp i stand corrected
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