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thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Alhazred posted:

Maybe sealed off places are sealed for a reason?

Yeah it’s because that’s where they keep all the real good stuff hidden away from you

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

thetoughestbean posted:

Yeah it’s because that’s where they keep all the real good stuff hidden away from you

Pepes raros.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

thetoughestbean posted:

Yeah it’s because that’s where they keep all the real good stuff hidden away from you

I bet it's a place of honor.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
There's just a pulque guy down there taking a nap. He was holding out on closing down his stand for the last 500-odd years

For the historical fact: when cacao beans were used as currency, people would counterfeit them by filling empty shells with dirt or mud. Reading that reminded me of a guy on twitter who bought a network router, and the box just contained a bag of dirt with 'PUTO' written on it.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
The most recent Lions Led by Donkeys episode was on the Korean axe murder incident - an attempt by American troops in the DMZ to cut down a tree that was blocking the view from an observation post, that ended with two American officers being murdered by North Korean soldiers with axes. The 'fun' fact involving the incident comes from the name of one of the two officers, captain Bonifas.

Bonifas is the Anglicised version of the name Bonifatius, an eighth century Anglo-Saxon missionary who spent most of his life converting Pagan Germanic tribes in what's modern day Frisia, in the north of The Netherlands/Germany. And one of the things he's most known for is chopping down a tree that was sacred to the local Donar cult around 723. Unlike captain Bonifas he survived this, not martyred until circa 754.

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

tribbledirigible posted:

I bet it's a place of honor.

Bet there's some highly esteemed deeds commemorated there.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Alhazred posted:

Maybe sealed off places are sealed for a reason?

I'm not saying the black sarcophagus held something besides the three dudes and some poo water that they mentioned publically, but shits been real weird since they opened it

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

There are alternate explanations for that

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Sobatchja Morda posted:

EDIT: Or Pathways into Darkness, I guess

Obviously this is part of the new Marathon ARG

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I just wanna know if the goddam mercury rivers in Qin’s tomb are real

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

haveblue posted:

Obviously this is part of the new Marathon ARG

The UFO hearings in congress are just about to mention the clear and present threat of W’rkncacnter...

jazzyjay
Sep 11, 2003

PULL OVER

I thought you were supposed to take down April fools after the day?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I don’t find this article to be credible.

quote:

“More recent adaptations in manga and anime don’t want to portray women in a misogynistic way,” Okuyama said.

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin
Eh, that’s increasingly true. There’s still tons of harems filled with large breasted women in anime and manga, but the industry at large is getting better at depicting women

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I just wanna know if the goddam mercury rivers in Qin’s tomb are real

Same

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

nice obelisk idiot posted:

There's just a pulque guy down there taking a nap. He was holding out on closing down his stand for the last 500-odd years

For the historical fact: when cacao beans were used as currency, people would counterfeit them by filling empty shells with dirt or mud. Reading that reminded me of a guy on twitter who bought a network router, and the box just contained a bag of dirt with 'PUTO' written on it.

Insult to injury

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Pookah posted:

There's a Scottish and sometimes Irish surname "MacTaggart", which means "son of the priest", that I've always wondered about.
Priests haven't been allowed to marry for over 1000 years, and the surname doesn't seem to as old as that.
Were priests just fathering children outside marriage and openly acknowledging them?

Maybe it was the same logic behind 'le Batard'? That's acknowledging an affair of all things...

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Though to answer your question yes Priests did that. They would even openly live with their family despite not being technically allowed. Of course this ebbed and flowed with how church politics was at the time.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Clearly they've teamed up

Didn't they also find an emerald stone mask in South America

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
There was a period specifically called the pornocracy (Saeculum obscurum) in the early 10th century so they were t exactly able to pull a holier than thou on anyone

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Ghost Leviathan posted:

Clearly they've teamed up

Didn't they also find an emerald stone mask in South America

and a blood-filled sarcophagus in egypt :ohdear:

Fake Name
Mar 6, 2009


"Han Solo, ha. If I'm around, you don't need that guy."

NoiseAnnoys posted:

you can, for example, see confusions in how roman names were transcribed by foreigners and vice versa, and puns that no longer make sense to a reader assuming modern pronunciation, which show a distinct reading of that particular sound as /w/.

Digging this up from the last page because now I want to know if there are ancient books of bad puns

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Fake Name posted:

Digging this up from the last page because now I want to know if there are ancient books of bad puns

probably. because good puns don’t exist

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I just wanna know if the goddam mercury rivers in Qin’s tomb are real

wiki posted:

Anomalously high levels of mercury in the area of the tomb mound have been detected,[25]: 204  which gives credence to the Sima Qian's account that mercury was used to simulate waterways and the seas in the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Fake Name posted:

Digging this up from the last page because now I want to know if there are ancient books of bad puns

There's a 4th Cent AD roman joke book - Philogelos

This site has some pretty ugly cartoons that put the jokes in context

https://languagemuseum.org/exhibits/philogelos-the-first-joke-book/

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pookah posted:

There's a 4th Cent AD roman joke book - Philogelos

This site has some pretty ugly cartoons that put the jokes in context

https://languagemuseum.org/exhibits/philogelos-the-first-joke-book/



same. got an appointment in a couple weeks tho

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Jokes are sometimes culturally embedded.

"Hey you went down to the slave market and got me three of those twenty year old girls right?"
"Nah they were out but I got ya a sixty-year old girl instead."

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Tunicate posted:

Jokes are sometimes culturally embedded.

"Hey you went down to the slave market and got me three of those twenty year old girls right?"
"Nah they were out but I got ya a sixty-year old girl instead."

i mean the joke isnt about slavery, its that 20x3 = 60.

"James, I have quite a number of guests coming this evening, fetch three of the 50 year single malts in the cellar"
"Terribly sorry sir, we're out but I did find this 150 year old cabernet"

or something like that

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Carthag Tuek posted:

i mean the joke isnt about slavery, its that 20x3 = 60.

"James, I have quite a number of guests coming this evening, fetch three of the 50 year single malts in the cellar"
"Terribly sorry sir, we're out but I did find this 150 year old cabernet"

or something like that

Is it Don Juan that makes the joke about a young woman with a 50-year-old husband? "She'd have done better with two men of five-and-twenty.""

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wheatpuppy posted:

Is it Don Juan that makes the joke about a young woman with a 50-year-old husband? "She'd have done better with two men of five-and-twenty.""

lmao yea thats a good one

quote:

Wedded she was some years, and to a man
Of fifty, and such husbands are in plenty;
And yet, I think, instead of such a ONE
’Twere better to have TWO of five-and-twenty,

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/21700/21700-h/21700-h.htm (Lord Byron, Don Juan, 1837)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



side note: i did try a ~30 year old cabernet one time, some friends and i were renting a house from some wine guy & he hadnt cleaned out the cellar. so one time we were having a party & idk 4am were scrounging around and found a bottle with my actual birth year on it so we figured why not

it was basically bland vinegar and grounds (as in coffee grounds? idk another word)

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Carthag Tuek posted:

side note: i did try a ~30 year old cabernet one time, some friends and i were renting a house from some wine guy & he hadnt cleaned out the cellar. so one time we were having a party & idk 4am were scrounging around and found a bottle with my actual birth year on it so we figured why not

it was basically bland vinegar and grounds (as in coffee grounds? idk another word)

I think the wine-snob term is just "sediment."

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



It was sediment, which forms for a variety of reasons, but in very old wines the tannins bind to some of the pigments and fall out of solution as sediment. Old wines get decanted in part to remove the sediment.

Also, some wines can age for decades beautifully, but most can't, and even those that can need to be stored properly the whole time. Always better to get a bottle from a nice restaurant or a reputable wine shop than some old guy's basement.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ah yeah sediment!

i do think he was a real connoisseur (wine clubs, yearly trips to france), but i think that bottle just got left behind in the back when he moved out or something, or maybe he kept it as a souvenir from his first wine trip idk that would fit with his age. also it was a decent cellar, well insulated, no humidity (until we broke the kitchen sink and & flooded the whole thing)

but anyway that one had not aged well at all. we did pour it gently to avoid the sediment but even then it was just very, well, bland. my best description is the danish "fad" (flat a soft ð)

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

thetoughestbean posted:

Yes that’s the problem

Just to stan my Kingfish a lil more, you seem to be confusing being an authoritarian with being a nazi. He was a populist left wing authoritarian in a time when state politics were ruled by oil companies and the Klan. He attacked FDR from the left. There is a reason no one wants to take down the giant Huey statue that’s glaring at the state capitol building. He was absolutely not on the side of business or of the racial hierarchy or in any way a fascist. And it’s fuckin weird to criticize a dude who got shot to death in 1935 for being “America First” and not supporting US intervention in WW2. He was going off about the Great War, not about nazis

And again, he’s now known for most people outside of here for being Fascist USA Guy in Kaiserreich which lmfao that’s so bass ackwards

It should be a New Orleans/Chicago workers axis between Kingfish and Jack Reed

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



from like an outsiders perspective, i think politicians should be assassinated more in general just to make it a less attractive job for careerists. also more exciting for the people, you could vote for a dickhole in the hope he gets got next

also lobbyists &c

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

And again, he’s now known for most people outside of here for being Fascist USA Guy in Kaiserreich which lmfao that’s so bass ackwards

I think you may be over-estimating the impact a mod for a Paradox game has on world-wide opinion of century-dead political figures. At the very least, Futurama the television cartoon has probably had a wider global audience and their portrayal of Richard Nixon is a bit over the top, to say the least. But funny!

Carthag Tuek posted:

from like an outsiders perspective, i think politicians should be assassinated more in general just to make it a less attractive job for careerists. also more exciting for the people, you could vote for a dickhole in the hope he gets got next

also lobbyists &c

When Finland's longest-serving president, Kekkonen, was on his first term and there were some credible threats to his personal safety, he was quoted saying "if someone means to kill me, surely they will do so" when the Finnish police suggested there'd be a bigger armed guard around him. Meaning he rejected the higher security measures. It was disclosed after his death (from natural causes, guy lived to be 85) that there had been at least one serious attempt at shooting him during his first term, but the assassin missed.

Of course in Finnish history the more significant and actually successful political assassination was that of Imperial Russia's governor-general of Finland Nikolai Bobrikov in 1904. Bobrikov was a Russian nationalist and wanted to "russianize" Finland. I suppose it has a different tone these days what with the war and all.

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Just to stan my Kingfish a lil more, you seem to be confusing being an authoritarian with being a nazi. He was a populist left wing authoritarian in a time when state politics were ruled by oil companies and the Klan. He attacked FDR from the left. There is a reason no one wants to take down the giant Huey statue that’s glaring at the state capitol building. He was absolutely not on the side of business or of the racial hierarchy or in any way a fascist. And it’s fuckin weird to criticize a dude who got shot to death in 1935 for being “America First” and not supporting US intervention in WW2. He was going off about the Great War, not about nazis

And again, he’s now known for most people outside of here for being Fascist USA Guy in Kaiserreich which lmfao that’s so bass ackwards

It should be a New Orleans/Chicago workers axis between Kingfish and Jack Reed

I know he wasn’t a fascist. I just also think authoritarianism is bad.

I also said that he shouldn’t be associated with fascism. He was neutral, for his time, on race. He didn’t argue for racial oppression or racial liberation. If his programs helped black people, that was largely by accident

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Personally if the cost of government that isn't actively racist and constantly working against the interest of the working class is a bit of authoritarianism I'd take that over any ineffective but freely elected democracy.

Which in my experience are usually racist and working against the working class if only by inaction.

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

FreudianSlippers posted:

Personally if the cost of government that isn't actively racist and constantly working against the interest of the working class is a bit of authoritarianism I'd take that over any ineffective but freely elected democracy.

Which in my experience are usually racist and working against the working class if only by inaction.

The problem with any supposedly benevolent dictatorship is that it's real easy for it to slide into regular dictatorship. And what benevolence that does exist rarely lasts past the lifespan of the original dictator.

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