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Escape From Noise

Ominous Jazz posted:

schools keep cat litter around because kids want to be cats or something and it's socialists all the way down

Lol. They still really want to believe that story, huh?



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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Ass-penny

Ominous Jazz posted:

I would like a job that isn't a misery pit

I got to work today and had like a 15 minute conversation with two coworkers about our cats and Better Than Ezra lol so I guess I can't say this is a misery pit. I still don't much care for it, I guess I'm incapable of enjoying anything

Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

Escape From Noise posted:

Lol. They still really want to believe that story, huh?

The truth is that they keep it because it prevents bleeding and this country is a collective nightmare that 330 million people can't wake up from

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Ominous Jazz posted:

I would like a job that isn't a misery pit




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
There is an active shooter less than half a mile from my work

Ass-penny

Ominous Jazz posted:

The truth is that they keep it because it prevents bleeding and this country is a collective nightmare that 330 million people can't wake up from

:hmmyes:

Gaylor Moon

Gender? I hardly know'er
I've been a "tier 1 service desk worker" (I'm a receptionist for 3 community colleges that resets passwords and helps answer obvious; very loving stupid, questions that could be answered if one would explore website, and read) for 2 years and I'm just. Drained lol. I can barely maintain the "happy to be here\help callers & communicate with coworkers!" persona anymore.

They stick our specific # loving everywhere like "hey call for general info!"

Get calls about,,,,, things I've literally never heard of nor been trained on. Oh shoot all my coworkers are on calls; Shoot 5 different departments I called for help didn't answer.
Oh shoot, my supervisor answers in a gruff, annoyed voice solutions that I've already tried and didn't work.

Meanwhile I'm loving the hell out of a part-time weekend dishwashing gig and all the crew there. Giving serious thought to just going full time there.

sorry for the venty, whiney post lol; I can't even fake this poo poo today.

more falafel please

forums poster

Gaylor Moon posted:

I've been a "tier 1 service desk worker" (I'm a receptionist for 3 community colleges that resets passwords and helps answer obvious; very loving stupid, questions that could be answered if one would explore website, and read) for 2 years and I'm just. Drained lol. I can barely maintain the "happy to be here\help callers & communicate with coworkers!" persona anymore.

They stick our specific # loving everywhere like "hey call for general info!"

Get calls about,,,,, things I've literally never heard of nor been trained on. Oh shoot all my coworkers are on calls; Shoot 5 different departments I called for help didn't answer.
Oh shoot, my supervisor answers in a gruff, annoyed voice solutions that I've already tried and didn't work.

Meanwhile I'm loving the hell out of a part-time weekend dishwashing gig and all the crew there. Giving serious thought to just going full time there.

sorry for the venty, whiney post lol; I can't even fake this poo poo today.

i did this for like 2 years too and it suuuuuuucks. one time i got a call from someone who was clearly not super computer literate, and was having trouble installing norton antivirus, or something. i went through walking him through stuff, we ended up hitting some sort of snag that I can't remember, and I ended up asking him to confirm that he downloaded the licensed norton package from the <university> website. he says "what's <university>?"

he had bought norton at best buy, ran into some trouble, did some googling, and found a page from our knowledge base that had our phone number on it. he was super nice about it but i did have to just say "well i can't help you sorry bud this is a university helpdesk"




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Farecoal

There he go

Gaylor Moon posted:

maintain the "happy to be here\help callers & communicate with coworkers!" persona anymore

Being unable to do this is why I was semi-fired from the one retail job I've had. Hope I never have to rely on another one to survive!!

xcheopis


Ominous Jazz posted:

There is an active shooter less than half a mile from my work

! !! !!!

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
It's over.

cruft


But the jazz is still ominous.

FreshCutFries

more falafel please posted:

i did this for like 2 years too and it suuuuuuucks. one time i got a call from someone who was clearly not super computer literate, and was having trouble installing norton antivirus, or something. i went through walking him through stuff, we ended up hitting some sort of snag that I can't remember, and I ended up asking him to confirm that he downloaded the licensed norton package from the <university> website. he says "what's <university>?"

he had bought norton at best buy, ran into some trouble, did some googling, and found a page from our knowledge base that had our phone number on it. he was super nice about it but i did have to just say "well i can't help you sorry bud this is a university helpdesk"

when i worked tech support for a company's sales people, we would get calls ALL the time from random people like that. turns out the HP helpdesk was so egregiously bad, they would transfer calls to us, of all people, if they just didn't want to deal with the client. this went on for like a year before anyone at HP apparently realized what was happening.

as annoying as it was, it was great hearing so many people cuss out HP but then get all nice and thank me for the info lol

Gaylor Moon

Gender? I hardly know'er
Got quite a bit impatient on a call earlier and when the caller asked my name I replied with "Steve" (My name, is not in fact Steve)

cruft

Gaylor Moon posted:

Got quite a bit impatient on a call earlier and when the caller asked my name I replied with "Steve" (My name, is not in fact Steve)

My very first ever real job, when I was, like, 16, was at this research institute attached to a university. My boss's phone extension was what you got if you failed to dial 9 before dailing a common local phone prefix, so he got a ton of wrong numbers, typically from the hospital. He'd tell them to hang up and dial 9 first, and they'd thank him, and that would be that.

One time, he got this person calling him over and over, asking for Mary. Each time, they insisted he was who they were actually trying to call, and they wouldn't listen to the very simple instructions to dial 9 first. He got so frustrated by the third angry call that he said "you were right, Mary's right here, but she's busy giving me head" and hung up.

So, you know. There's still a lot of space left for escalation, Steve.

Ass-penny

always give customers a fake name

Ass-penny

also found out today that someone was let go yesterday, the only explanation I heard was "you know how you aren't always on your A game and you make small mistakes?" sooooo

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
a customer left their 2022 gmc yukon denali rental running in the parking lot while he was shopping for weed in my store today. it was stolen in broad daylight while he was perusing the nugs. he apparently opted out of the renter's insurance so now he's on the hook for upwards of $60,000 lol. dumbass

as entertaining as it was, it also meant the cops showed up. at the dispo. u should've seen the customers fleeing





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cruft

Areola Grande posted:

as entertaining as it was, it also meant the cops showed up. at the dispo. u should've seen the customers fleeing

Honestly this sounds entertaining too.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

cruft posted:

Honestly this sounds entertaining too.

it was :hehe:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Ass-penny

Areola Grande posted:

a customer left their 2022 gmc yukon denali rental running in the parking lot while he was shopping for weed in my store today. it was stolen in broad daylight while he was perusing the nugs. he apparently opted out of the renter's insurance so now he's on the hook for upwards of $60,000 lol. dumbass

:cawg: you love to see it

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

:cawg: you love to see it

my city is turning into a big city with all kinds of crime. he should've known better. smh

emSparkly

I'm open to interpretation!
Oh lord we're finally getting shift bids soon. Problem is they changed my department so I dunno if all my seniority is out the window now. Pray that I can get some kinda shift where I have a life again.

I am a patient they.

xcheopis


emSparkly posted:

Oh lord we're finally getting shift bids soon. Problem is they changed my department so I dunno if all my seniority is out the window now. Pray that I can get some kinda shift where I have a life again.

Good luck! :yayclod:

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

Gaylor Moon

Gender? I hardly know'er

emSparkly posted:

Oh lord we're finally getting shift bids soon. Problem is they changed my department so I dunno if all my seniority is out the window now. Pray that I can get some kinda shift where I have a life again.

Shift....bids? I'm not familiar with this so like, going off if how it sounds, so is it that workers have to essentially "fight" for specific, 'valuable, high-income' shifts?

emSparkly

I'm open to interpretation!

Gaylor Moon posted:

Shift....bids? I'm not familiar with this so like, going off if how it sounds, so is it that workers have to essentially "fight" for specific, 'valuable, high-income' shifts?

Nah they just lay out what shifts they need people to work, then people pick what ones they want the most and you get dealt them based on seniority,

I am a patient they.

emSparkly

I'm open to interpretation!
On an unrelated note, I was forced to google Jake Paul at work today.

I am a patient they.

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
its been a monday.

an ambulance just hauled off a lady who was live streaming a funeral service while driving and hosed her car up on a tree.

lmao hopefully the tree is okay




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Sarah Cenia posted:

its been a monday.

an ambulance just hauled off a lady who was live streaming a funeral service while driving and hosed her car up on a tree.

lmao hopefully the tree is okay

lmao. dumbass :xd:





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cruft

I've got a hot tip for all you interns out there!

If your summer gig is paying for you to go on a work trip, don't show up drunk! And also, don't vanish from the conference at 10am after falling asleep on the table, and then fail to answer your phone when people start calling to make sure you're alive!

cruft

In other news, I have to fire an intern tomorrow.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I dunno, that's pretty standard for conferences depending on your industry. Last one I went to had an open bar every night and only half the seats were filled in the mornings.

xcheopis


It's poor behavior for an intern, though.

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

Ass-penny

how poorly was this intern paid tho? not trying to justify LARPing Harrier Du Bois at a work conference but internships just seem dumb as hell, especially if you're expected to do it without compensation besides "experience"

xcheopis


It's illegal in the US to not pay interns.

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

xcheopis posted:

It's illegal in the US to not pay interns.

Can you pay them in booze and hotels?

xcheopis


Buttchocks posted:

Can you pay them in booze and hotels?

You may not. :colbert:

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

Ass-penny

xcheopis posted:

It's illegal in the US to not pay interns.

when has legality ever mattered to people with money and a desire to exploit workers?

my friend who got me this job is in charge of our companies social media and asked if I wanted to be in a video shoot tomorrow. I declined, and only just stopped myself from describing the task of making content for our employers as propaganda.

cruft

rear end-penny posted:

how poorly was this intern paid tho? not trying to justify LARPing Harrier Du Bois at a work conference but internships just seem dumb as hell, especially if you're expected to do it without compensation besides "experience"

The federal government pays interns.

Whether or not it counts as "paid well" is up for debate, I suppose. But uncle sam is very transparent about what the pay structure is before you accept the job, and I personally bend over backwards to ensure no intern ever works a minute over the 40 hours a week they agreed to work in their contract, is given proper credit for their science contributions, and gets at least weekly well-being checks as they navigate the sometimes scary world of being an independent adult for possibly the first time.

In addition, there are 91 other interns here who showed up sober and payed attention to the classes we taught.

cruft fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Aug 9, 2023

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cruft

rear end-penny posted:

internships just seem dumb as hell

In general I agree with this, though. I think we do them fairly and respectfully, but I feel like we are an exception.

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