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MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Lingam and yoni

# ? Aug 5, 2023 07:00

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 23:42

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Blue dress and white dress
Cats & Dogs
Firemen & Nurses

I, Claudius

ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 08:20 on Aug 5, 2023

# ? Aug 5, 2023 08:17

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Elviscat posted:

There's somewhat of a push to reclassify pipe fittings and threaded fasteners as "external" (male) and "internal" (female) in industry.

That�s stupid.

Call them pitchers and catchers.

# ? Aug 5, 2023 13:59

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

NASA and their Soviet counterparts developed the Androgynous Peripheral Attach System for Apollo�Soyuz so that neither nation�s spacecraft would have to be penetrated by the other.

# ? Aug 5, 2023 14:05

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

That's the kind of poo poo that made me opt out of masculinity entirely

# ? Aug 5, 2023 14:28

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Platystemon posted:

NASA and their Soviet counterparts developed the Androgynous Peripheral Attach System for Apollo�Soyuz so that neither nation�s spacecraft would have to be penetrated by the other.

It's not gay if only the tips of the APAS-75s touch

# ? Aug 5, 2023 14:29

Aperture Priority: May 4, 2009; _~~*^~~Is Dream^~~*~_~

These things?

Donuts and Donkey Dicks

# ? Aug 5, 2023 17:48

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Aperture Priority posted:

Donuts and Donkey Dicks

Sounds like a party!

# ? Aug 5, 2023 21:49

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

my partner is in a few yarn and crochet related facebook groupa. He sent me this screenshot today.

# ? Aug 5, 2023 23:07

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

flavor.flv posted:

That's the kind of poo poo that made me opt out of masculinity entirely

Nice gender� for a girl.

# ? Aug 6, 2023 00:03

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Gonna plug my Dongle into the USBussy

# ? Aug 6, 2023 00:07

maybeadracula: Sep 9, 2022; by sebmojo

Sentient Data posted:

Gonna plug my Dongle into the USBussy

Thumb drive and bum drive

# ? Aug 6, 2023 01:21

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Platystemon posted:

Nice gender… for a girl.

Thanks! It's new!

# ? Aug 6, 2023 12:28

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Congrats!

# ? Aug 6, 2023 12:33

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

# ? Aug 7, 2023 20:36

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Wild EEPROM posted:

there is an absurd amount of things in electrical that fit this criteria. Have a guess:

horsecock
it's like a big chinese finger trap that you attach to the end of a cable, to pull it through conduit

robot dick
a chase nipple, usually to connect two boxes side by side. Also see, chase nipple

whale cum
lube for pulling cable. also see, smurf cum

pocket pussy
a hilti firestop sleeve that to allow conduit to pass through

My dad always liked calling wire pulling lube anal-eze.

Karate Bastard posted:

Ok so the "external" goes on the inside? Perfect.

Yes, because it's externally threaded, and we're out of Klein Bottle fittings so it'd be real hard to go the other way around.

# ? Aug 7, 2023 22:05

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Yeah learn to love explaining that to wonderful people and the rest of your life will be wonderful

# ? Aug 8, 2023 09:04

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008

# ? Aug 8, 2023 10:48

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Bananas in Amsterdam is all I can see

# ? Aug 8, 2023 17:48

carrionman: Oct 30, 2010

Wild EEPROM posted:

there is an absurd amount of things in electrical that fit this criteria. Have a guess:

horsecock
it's like a big chinese finger trap that you attach to the end of a cable, to pull it through conduit

robot dick
a chase nipple, usually to connect two boxes side by side. Also see, chase nipple

whale cum
lube for pulling cable. also see, smurf cum

pocket pussy
a hilti firestop sleeve that to allow conduit to pass through

I've been a sparkie for nearly 20 years now.
Seeing a receipt from the wholesaler for:

Lube (2L)
Disposable towels (Roll)

Still cracks me up. So does the fact that our regulatory body decided that the best way to refer to a boat used for non commercial purposes is as a "Pleasure vessel"

# ? Aug 8, 2023 21:23

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Crosspostin' from the AFP thread

skrapp mettle posted:

Crosspostin' from the Cursed Images thread

Scratch Monkey posted:
https://i.imgur.com/rTpn08y.mp4

# ? Aug 8, 2023 22:52

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

I have that DVD.

# ? Aug 8, 2023 23:25

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

OwlFancier posted:

Crosspostin' from the AFP thread

Live action Shrek going in a very different direction than the original.

# ? Aug 9, 2023 09:14

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Samovar posted:

Live action Shrek going in a very different direction than the original.

# ? Aug 9, 2023 10:58

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

I bought my daughter a cookbook featuring recipes from 1900 through 1980, and it features Candle Salad

# ? Aug 9, 2023 17:58

F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Bobbitt Salad.

# ? Aug 9, 2023 18:02

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Yeah, but it's a virgin. The cherry's intact.

# ? Aug 9, 2023 18:57

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/MChn1dd.mp4

# ? Aug 10, 2023 23:00

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

# ? Aug 11, 2023 06:45

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Platystemon posted:

NASA and their Soviet counterparts developed the Androgynous Peripheral Attach System for Apollo�Soyuz so that neither nation�s spacecraft would have to be penetrated by the other.

What ever they called it, a docking's a docking :sissies:

# ? Aug 11, 2023 07:14

monolithburger: Sep 7, 2011

Dixville posted:

What that tongue do?

# ? Aug 11, 2023 08:06

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

monolithburger posted:

What that tongue do?

It eats fruit and sucks juice.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 11:10

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Oh sweet jesus I forgot turn my monitor on again, good lord what a scare. Hate when that happens.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 12:44

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Dixville posted:

*in a giant voice* fi fo fi con trid cv

# ? Aug 11, 2023 20:21

LookieLoo: Feb 10, 2011

Whooping Crabs posted:

It eats fruit and sucks juice.

You need to see a doctor

# ? Aug 11, 2023 20:51

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Carthag Tuek posted:

*in a giant voice* fi fo fi con trid cv

I smell the dick of an English man?

# ? Aug 11, 2023 21:31

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Dixville posted:

I smell the dick of an English man?

You do you, boo.

# ? Aug 11, 2023 22:15

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I will grind his boner to make my bread

# ? Aug 11, 2023 22:37

ZixTheYeti: Jul 12, 2005; Hellarious!

# ? Aug 12, 2023 03:52

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

ZixTheYeti posted:

# ? Aug 12, 2023 03:53

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