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Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023

Vox Nihili posted:

I hope they at least pay out enough to cover the loan balance and taxes on the winnings

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Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023
seriously imagine being exploited for rags to riches impoverished hope porn, only to be owned by immense property taxes well after the cameras left. god bless america.

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
imagine applying for scholarships and volunteering when others are paying for school with pub-quiz

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Also college football had a thing sponsored by Dr. Pepper where some dude throws a ball through a hole to get student loans paid off




do I at least have the option of fighting dandy don Meredith after I miss

Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023
making it to the final round only to lose because you mixed up repo and reverse repo, your hopes collapsed in a matter of seconds. everyone points and laughs at the loser with debt.

Tsitsikovas has issued a correction as of 23:02 on Aug 5, 2023

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


Well, there goes my one good idea.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001



Im not convinced this "ai generated news" account is "for real"

https://twitter.com/Terror_Alarm/status/1668573487605207040

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Also college football had a thing sponsored by Dr. Pepper where some dude throws a ball through a hole to get student loans paid off




"But what if we monetized the rot?"

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Flavahbeast posted:

Im not convinced this "ai generated news" account is "for real"

https://twitter.com/Terror_Alarm/status/1668573487605207040

its 100% real

https://twitter.com/Terror_Alarm/status/1687754052677898240

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
My unobtainable phantasy is eliminating the industry of loving idiotic HR reps exactly like this because they very clearly suck at their job and permeate the overall industry like a cancer

https://twitter.com/Hellyale/status/1687546919470477312?t=ZfxUi21WsRZqYTm4VgT5yg&s=19

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


lol Tapatio used to be my cheap poo poo hot sauce, what the gently caress is going on

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
GoodTweet
https://twitter.com/InsiderPhD/status/1687805603991687169?t=mfwoXJitdIC6OYd0ej8crQ&s=19

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



lol getting a job is about who you know, not your github

loading up your github is a waste of time

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol Tapatio used to be my cheap poo poo hot sauce, what the gently caress is going on


I think they’ve decided it’s trendy or something now. I just get Valentina instead.

Throb Robinson
Feb 8, 2010

He would enjoy administering the single antidote to Leia. He would enjoy it very much indeed..
https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1687982817064751104?s=20

Rip

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

LeeMajors posted:

my neighbor just bought a brand new Grand Wagoneer and the side mirror just loving fell out without any prompting lol

imagine paying 100k for a goddamned Chrysler. it’s a crime against humanity.
i saw one of these recently and thought it was a chinese knockoff suv because I was like "what the gently caress is a wagoneer?"

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Homeless Friend posted:

i saw one of these recently and thought it was a chinese knockoff suv because I was like "what the gently caress is a wagoneer?"

A Chinese knockoff would be a better expenditure

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol Tapatio used to be my cheap poo poo hot sauce, what the gently caress is going on



It also used to be 333ml a can

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




FlapYoJacks posted:

My parents bought a 1,200sqft house in foreclosure in 2010 for $80,000. They have put around $30,000 into it over the years and it was recently appraised at $300,000. Boise is insane.

just catching up to the coasts

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Also college football had a thing sponsored by Dr. Pepper where some dude throws a ball through a hole to get student loans paid off




ah I see so we are the circuses

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol Tapatio used to be my cheap poo poo hot sauce, what the gently caress is going on



how much was the bottle of valentina next to it because it's literally the same thing except made in mexico

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"
the price of everything in comparison to what we feel prices should be really reflects how badly managed the american economy has been and how far outside of it most americans are. its amazing.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

git is an insult haha loving hub of gits lmao

corona familiar
Aug 13, 2021

BornAPoorBlkChild posted:

My unobtainable phantasy is eliminating the industry of loving idiotic HR reps exactly like this because they very clearly suck at their job and permeate the overall industry like a cancer

https://twitter.com/Hellyale/status/1687546919470477312?t=ZfxUi21WsRZqYTm4VgT5yg&s=19

lol it takes like 5 minutes to fake this. you can make git commits with whatever date you want

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Lol

Zoom, one of the main enablers and beneficiaries of remote work, just asked its employees to head back to the office. Those who live within 50 miles of a Zoom office must now work there at least two days a week, the company confirmed.

"We believe that a structured hybrid approach – meaning employees that live near an office need to be onsite two days a week to interact with their teams – is most effective for Zoom," a spokesperson said in a statement. "As a company, we are in a better position to use our own technologies, continue to innovate, and support our global customers."

8523_2
Aug 6, 2023


✴.·´¯`·.·★ 🎀𝓫𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓻𝓾𝓹𝓽🎀 ★·.·`¯´·.✴

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

insane clown pussy posted:

how much was the bottle of valentina next to it because it's literally the same thing except made in mexico

cat botherer posted:

I think they’ve decided it’s trendy or something now. I just get Valentina instead.

valentina is and always has been the pro-option as long as i can remember. giant bottle for like 95cents ftw. not sure they're literally the same but i used to buy valentina black and was superior to tapatio

at least both are better than cholula which is the ultimate white people 'hot sauce'

corona familiar
Aug 13, 2021

sleep with the vicious posted:

Lol

Zoom, one of the main enablers and beneficiaries of remote work, just asked its employees to head back to the office. Those who live within 50 miles of a Zoom office must now work there at least two days a week, the company confirmed.

"We believe that a structured hybrid approach – meaning employees that live near an office need to be onsite two days a week to interact with their teams – is most effective for Zoom," a spokesperson said in a statement. "As a company, we are in a better position to use our own technologies, continue to innovate, and support our global customers."

it would be so much more convincing if companies would use any metric other than "X days a week" but :effort:

feels like this undermines faith in your own product if you literally develop tools for remote work

"We believe that a structured hybrid approach – meaning Office employees need to use typewriters two days a week when writing company documents – is most effective for Microsoft"

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Xaris posted:

valentina is and always has been the pro-option as long as i can remember.

this is correct it’s good and cheap.

Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023

Xaris posted:

valentina is and always has been the pro-option as long as i can remember. giant bottle for like 95cents ftw. not sure they're literally the same but i used to buy valentina black and was superior to tapatio

at least both are better than cholula which is the ultimate white people 'hot sauce'

:hmmyes:

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




the real threat of wfh is that hours worked shrank by about an hour a day (not including commutes lmao) and productivity didn’t change at all.

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

people get so weird about spicy condiments

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

corona familiar posted:

lol it takes like 5 minutes to fake this. you can make git commits with whatever date you want

…can you postdate them?

(I’m not a computer tickler)

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Fuligin posted:

people get so weird about spicy condiments

my most hated type of guy is the hot sauce guy

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Fuligin posted:

people get so weird about spicy condiments

lol you dont even want to know how many hot sauces i have in my fridge and how many ive gone through. so dont get me started

some people are coffee snobs, some people are beer snobs, some are pizza snobs, some are wine snobs, some are audio equipment vinyl snobs, im a hot sauce snob

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Xaris posted:

lol you dont even want to know how many hot sauces i have in my fridge and how many ive gone through. so dont get me started

some people are coffee snobs, some people are beer snobs, some are pizza snobs, some are wine snobs, im a hot sauce snob

it is with tears in my eyes that I add Xaris to my enemies list

stumblebum
May 8, 2022

no, what you want to do is get somebody mad enough to give you a red title you're proud of

Xaris posted:

valentina is and always has been the pro-option as long as i can remember. giant bottle for like 95cents ftw. not sure they're literally the same but i used to buy valentina black and was superior to tapatio

at least both are better than cholula which is the ultimate white people 'hot sauce'

cholula is delicious as long as you use it for its true purpose as a ketchup substitute

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Xaris posted:

lol you dont even want to know how many hot sauces i have in my fridge and how many ive gone through. so dont get me started

some people are coffee snobs, some people are beer snobs, some are pizza snobs, some are wine snobs, some are audio equipment vinyl snobs, im a hot sauce snob

are you supposed to put your hot sauces in the fridge?

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Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

gonna be a frysauce guy

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