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I'm just saying Elon is the worst type of person I can imagine. A fake nerd
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bird with big dick posted:Musk puts on muscle fast tho don't count him out. Plus he's a physics genius remember those Sherlock Holmes movies with Robert Downey Jr where he's like analyzing all the angles and moves and punches and stuff and it's basically like he's a jedi predicting the future. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP IN MY OFFICE AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS EQUILIBRIUM AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JOHN PRESTON. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I PREDICT MY ENEMY'S MOVEMENT WITH PERFECT ACCURACY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP A GUNKATA TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CONFISCATED WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS ART AND KNOWLEDGE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE AT X.COM BOARD MEETINGS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE WITH CHIEF EXECUTIVE TITLES ARE JUST SUPERFLUOUS AND IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY OFFICE / BEDROOM LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING
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Aug 7, 2023 10:32
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yook posted:Yeah, the thing about being a big ole fat dude is that you inevitably get pretty big leg muscles from hauling around an extra 100 lbs of body weight all day, every day. The problem is that for most anything you'd want to actually use those leg muscles for, hauling around an extra 100 lbs of bodyweight is also a pretty huge handicap, so it's practically never a net positive. Leg presses are one of those specific times it works out since it's all leg muscle with no bodyweight, while moving around a ring and dodging during a fight is ehhhhh the whole 'after a year or losing weight and working out they can look pretty beefy' is really hingeing on the 'after a year or losing weight and working out' part, not some innate quality of fat sedentary dudes. that said, man people can really change how they look in a year of eating well and lifting. a year is enough time that anyone at all committed is going to look way better by the end of it elon musk ofc is at zero risk of actually having that above sentence apply to him
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Aug 7, 2023 10:33
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steinrokkan posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP IN MY OFFICE AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS EQUILIBRIUM AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JOHN PRESTON. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I PREDICT MY ENEMY'S MOVEMENT WITH PERFECT ACCURACY OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP A GUNKATA TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CONFISCATED WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS ART AND KNOWLEDGE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE AT X.COM BOARD MEETINGS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE WITH CHIEF EXECUTIVE TITLES ARE JUST SUPERFLUOUS AND IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY OFFICE / BEDROOM LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING THEN I x
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Aug 7, 2023 10:37
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OWww my neck!
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Aug 7, 2023 10:39
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Elon just needs to take shitloads of drugs
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Aug 7, 2023 10:40
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lmaoooooooo he suddenly decided he could bulk up super fast if he just started doing 10-hour workouts so he went beast mode lifting random weights and yanking on machine levers at max weight setting and blew his neck the gently caress out woke up the next morning going I CAN'T LIFT MY HEAD, CALL 911 MOOOOOOMMM
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Aug 7, 2023 11:19
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Elon loving up his back has done a sequence break on the lowtax% speedrun
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Aug 7, 2023 11:22
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I'm 35 and sometimes I just wake up with a bad neck and I've never trained for a fight, so I gotta say I would never agree to any fight under any circumstance.
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Aug 7, 2023 11:36
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grittyreboot posted:I'm 35 and sometimes I just wake up with a bad neck and I've never trained for a fight, so I gotta say I would never agree to any fight under any circumstance. Zuck would likely kick your rear end.
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Aug 7, 2023 11:38
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did Elon think he could crossfit his way to fitness
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Aug 7, 2023 11:42
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priznat posted:Lol those freaks at the daily wire just did an article with all the folks who lost jobs due to tweets, with Gina Carano being the main one. Yeah, help her sue disney elon. Do it. Carano is so loving stupid. She was a popular guest star on the first good Star Wars live action property in 30 years and was even going to be given her own series. She was on the gravy train 99.999% of actors can't even dream of. Then she decided to piss it all away because trans people exist.
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Aug 7, 2023 11:46
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Carano is so loving stupid. Yeah but she owned the Libs for a moment.
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Aug 7, 2023 11:47
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Elden Lord Godfrey posted:He’s going to try and blow his brains out with the deus ex hr prop revolver on that note it's honestly a good thing elon pulled a muscle/faked pulling a muscle cuz this wouldve ultimately been his fate https://i.imgur.com/ImUdtEr.gifv
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Aug 7, 2023 11:53
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I read in some article that Musk hurt himself in a Sumo fight.. No idea if that's true but it would fit.
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Aug 7, 2023 12:05
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No offense elon but you're in no shape to take on zuck. Get down to the boxing ring and training to get more experience. You'll have to hit 80% to start the mission.
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Aug 7, 2023 12:09
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Accelerating X, the everything condition, by 3-5 years.
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Aug 7, 2023 12:09
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Data Graham posted:lmaoooooooo he suddenly decided he could bulk up super fast if he just started doing 10-hour workouts so he went beast mode lifting random weights and yanking on machine levers at max weight setting and blew his neck the gently caress out its wild elon could absolutely hire some of the best personal trainers out there, i mean the man can just hit up joe rogan or one of the dozens of roided out gym junkies who hang on every word of his the problem is it would require elon to actually listen to and respect the words of people lower than him on the totem pole. this takes alot of effort on the part of the ultra wealthy zuck is capable of that to some extent, i mean he is married. musk is divorced, and incapable of forming equitable relationships with anyone. so of course he's also unable to listen to a personal trainer telling him no you can not push yourself that hard you'll tear a tendon
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Aug 7, 2023 12:11
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No you guys emon has a bad spine because his head is so big and smart, his body literally wasn’t built for his genius
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Aug 7, 2023 12:11
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grittyreboot posted:I'm just saying Elon is the worst type of person I can imagine. A fake nerd bazinga 🤣🤣🤣
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Aug 7, 2023 12:12
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Elden Lord Godfrey posted:its wild elon could absolutely hire some of the best personal trainers out there, i mean the man can just hit up joe rogan or one of the dozens of roided out gym junkies who hang on every word of his
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Aug 7, 2023 12:20
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Gsp offered to train him but I'm pretty sure musk left him at read
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Aug 7, 2023 12:34
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My ideal outcome would be Zuck flattening Elon's throat and then both of their hearts explode.
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Aug 7, 2023 12:34
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DeeplyConcerned posted:No offense elon but you're in no shape to take on zuck. Get down to the boxing ring and training to get more experience. You'll have to hit 80% to start the mission. Wrong, he's in the perfect shape and should fight him ASAP.
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Aug 7, 2023 12:44
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I know its wishful, but these mma gymbro rogan types gotta peel away from elon with this sortof workout stupidity on display. from the social media stuff I see fitness people love nothing more than to bust on exercise dumbassery
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Aug 7, 2023 12:47
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əlon don't listen to the haters, you need to strike while the time is right! Every day you delay is another day that zuck gets to train to beat you. Don't give him the chance, fight today!
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Aug 7, 2023 12:48
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I wanna see him slip a disc during pre-fight stretching and try to fight anyway because he's too full of painkillers.
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quote:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP IN MY OFFICE AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS EQUILIBRIUM AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JOHN PRESTON. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS Show More…
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   poo poo talking Zuck after he's chickened out  lol so whacky zany what a guy  drugggggss man 420  lol Pretty funny considering we have what? An AOC "parody" account, a musk one, a Zuckerberg one, probably a million others.  soros SOROS SOROS
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Aug 7, 2023 12:55
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Then Zuck gets arrested & charged for participating in bum fights and leaving a mentally deficient junkie in a chair.
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Aug 7, 2023 12:56
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44 Billion Dollar Baby
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Aug 7, 2023 13:29
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my neck my back my website and my crack
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/Kristennetten/status/1688089425090383872 50 lbs is like 22kg right? Is that supposed to be a flex? I used to be pretty strong, but I'm unfit now. 22 kg bicep curls is something I could do after a few days - Zucky is a year or two older than me, and he's been working out for a long time. I hope the fight is on, because it's gonna be like the videos of that Chinese MMA dude that goes around beating up kung fu masters
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Aug 7, 2023 13:42
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Every time I see the Twitter embed in this thread I see the "X" in the top right and more than a couple of times I've clicked it to try and get it to close.
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Aug 7, 2023 13:44
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I missed Musk vs Musk, where was it streaming? Sad to hear that he got eliminated.
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Aug 7, 2023 13:46
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We've moved on from "My Mom Said No" to "I Have a Doctor's Note" on the excuse checklist.
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Aug 7, 2023 13:46
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mobby_6kl posted:Didn't he try to get Andrew Tare to train him lol He has real hardcore street fighting training.
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Aug 7, 2023 13:47
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The Last Call posted:My prediction, Musk will fight a Zuckerberg impersonator, making him look bad in every way while making Musk come off as this tough guy. Instead of Gillberg he'll fight Suckerberg and win 420-69 on points
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Aug 7, 2023 13:51
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Next up: if I fight you I’ll definitely end up killing you and I don’t want that hassle
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mobby_6kl posted:Didn't he try to get Andrew Tare to train him lol I think Tate offered in a "senpai please notice me" kinda way but I don't know if Musk responded.
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