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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Discendo Vox posted:

Lots of edit potential here.



hm ok

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Kellies Nomination: Best Edit

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco




Higher interst loans :effort:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I like how he added "higher crime" because he couldn't think of another thing that's more expensive

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Vib Rib posted:

Lol "Venezuelan-style justice department", just saying whatever floats into his smooth, smooth brain at a given moment
"if we're not in a third world dictatorship than why do i keep insisting we are??"

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably

Skios posted:


Steve Breen




Kellies nomination: Worst cartoon about a tragedy

Now if only it was crying smaller Mauis

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

nerd plus rage posted:

Now if only it was crying smaller Mauis

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

Tony Abbott says he's sick of Welcome to Country ceremonies as he calls the Aboriginal flag 'divisive' (Daily Mail).

Lethbridge:


Knight:

Integrity of Victoria's upper house voting system a major concern for voters, inquiry submissions show (ABC). Victoria is the last state to have group voting tickets for the upper house where instead of ranking every single candidate you have the option of marking a box for a party and use their numbering system (and as most voters are apathetic a large majority do this). This means there are people called "preference whisperers" who get paid by parties to game the system and give them an advantage.

Wilcox:

Various consulting companies on the banner.

Rowe:

Former prime minister Kevin Rudd unveils official portrait, 10 years after quitting parliament (ABC).

Leak, Son of Leak:

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

:effort:



I'm so sorry

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Skios posted:

Steve Breen



Kellies Nomination: Worst Cartoon About a Tragedy
Kellies Nomination: Worst Overall

Skios posted:

Mike Luckovich



God loving drat it Mike, please don't fall into the trap of thinking that Cheney is any kind of correct. She votes with the Republican party line literally 98% of the time, the only major thing she disagrees on is Trump.

Agreed. This is a strong cartoon but there's no need to include Liz Chaney in it. Kellies Nomination: Unforced Error


Kellies Nomination: Worst Gratuitous Nudity

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Aug 11, 2023

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I love this one.

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco


Intersting.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


on the surface looks benign and friendly
but the content is stridently
ideolog-ical, uluru statement? barbie!
snap back to reality, ope, there goes jfk




(I know it's nowhere close but I keep trying to read the speech bubble in the meter and it's really loving with me)

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Jeff Danziger




Marty Two Bulls




Lisa Benson




Jeff Stahler




Matt Davies




Kevin "KAL" Kallaugher




Pedro X. Molina




Ann Telnaes




Lee Judge




John Branch




Jimmy Margulies




Ed Gamble




David M. Hitch




Randall Enos - Running Amok




Adam Zyglis

JamesBont
Oct 1, 2021

A shame that no cars exist that don't rely on gasoline, right Payne?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

JamesBont posted:

A shame that no cars exist that don't rely on gasoline, right Payne?

Or maybe some kind of vehicle that many people can ride at once?

No, that sounds like communism.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
every fuckface on earth doesn't believe in luck
also, canonically, the duck got his job through affirmative action. he just happened to walk in to apply for a job when they needed an avian american so ram it, clown.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Man, it's a good thing success scales linearly and consistently with "drive" and "dedication" because if there was ever an entire class of workers who worked harder for less pay then this whole worldview would go out the window! Thank goodness we live in a perfect meritocracy.
Alternately: The use of "talent" (not "skill", or "training", or whatever) suggests something innate, so if someone is just born better than you at being able to work with numbers in their head or some poo poo, they're more successful. In what way is that distinct from luck?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

"All those lazy leftists need to just stop whining and work harder if they want to afford basic amenities" --guy who scribbles someone else's cartoon duck for a living

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: Highly Strategic Consulting

Quote same as in cartoon.

First Dog on the Moon: How to protest climate change nicely, with Brenda the Civil Disobedience Penguin

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Editorial cartoonists are dinosaurs, agreed

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

InsertPotPun posted:

every fuckface on earth doesn't believe in luck
also, canonically, the duck got his job through affirmative action. he just happened to walk in to apply for a job when they needed an avian american so ram it, clown.

One of the things I touched on in my dissertation was the Just World Hypothesis - the cognitive bias that makes people think that 'good things happen to good people'. While far from universal, in basically any survey, America scores far higher on its prevalence than pretty much any other country it's compared to. It's also far more common among various flavours of the right than the left. It's strongly tied to certain flavours of Protestantism, and right-wing authoritarian personalities. And Drunky Duck is jumping into it with both feet here.

A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn



I have a feeling that Al would just love the current far right government in Sweden, considering that the Sverigedemokraterna was literally founded by neo-nazis.

Chip Bok



Gary Markstein



John Deering



Michael Ramirez



Mike Luckovich



Tom Stiglich

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco


A locked box with fumes leaking out of it? Bet there's some good things in there. Going to open that up without any protective equipment.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich



Kellies nomination: Worst Cartoon About a Tragedy

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Fister Roboto posted:

"All those lazy leftists need to just stop whining and work harder if they want to afford basic amenities" --guy who scribbles someone else's cartoon duck for a living

*Buzz Hickey voice* publishers are interested!!!

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich



Oh gently caress off

I mean wow, this is the level of tasteless that reaches parody. This is something you'd see the Cesars Legion passing around in New Vegas unironically.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Kikas posted:

Oh gently caress off

I mean wow, this is the level of tasteless that reaches parody. This is something you'd see the Cesars Legion passing around in New Vegas unironically.

Toss my salad, Stiglich.

Austin S
Jul 2, 2005
That's not gasoline, that's beer!
https://youtu.be/DtRnksUO1SY

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



This one has become very easy to argue against: the richest person on the planet is Elon Musk

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


Holy poo poo a normal sized newspaper facing the correct direction.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




RoboRodent posted:

:effort:



I'm so sorry

Kellies Nomination: Best Edit

Low-hanging fruit but it made me laugh out loud because I was scrolling slowly and the expressions work well.

China Daily

Ukraine crisis by Li Min


Fentanyl is solely American problem by Cai Meng


Peace efforts falter while US sends military aid to Ukraine by Luo Jie


Europe should worry about the US sucking up its economy by Cai Meng


China is the one who won't shake my hand by Luo Jie


Charlie Hebdo


Will the Pope survive to see Marseille?
"If God wills it."


The end of pony rides in Parisian parks
"Crack users will replace the ponies!"


Wildfires: Humanity must adapt
"We'll have to lose our children elsewhere."
This refers to all those fairy tales where kids are left in the woods.


"Dear Skyblog, it's time to log off."
"Let me know when."
The piece is part of their series on Web 2.0. Skyblog was a French version of Livejournal it would seem.


Female Football: How to make it more attractive

To please the eco-terrorist virgins

To please the virgins on the right

To please the obese virgins

To please the virgins on the left


In the hell of Aquaboulevard
"There's not even a wave I can drown the kid in!"
It's a waterpark in Paris. You can imagine how filled it can get.

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Skios posted:



Gary Markstein





Climate change is a work of fiction. A Bad Cartoon.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Skios posted:

Michael Ramirez



Oh gee



I'm sure



Michael Ramirez



will next offer



great insights



about how to



stop wildfires from increasing everywhere.



Right???



the last one is AGC

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Ramirez has the climate education of a small child, on purpose.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

L. Ron DeSantis posted:

Climate change is a work of fiction. A Bad Cartoon.
Demonic Possession, Supernatural Serial Killers, and murderous mental breakdowns are all as real as global warming. A Terrifying Cartoon.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Fiction is made by humans, climate change is made by humans. An Associative Cartoon.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Anthropogenic Good Cartoons

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011


Conservatives are very serious intellectual people with serious intellectual ideas

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


hmmm yes but have you considered that it is summer???????????

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Mainstream Dreams by Jen Sorensen


Related, the Crowder meme belongs to Calvin now

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