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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Sentient Data posted:

Please don't plug ali electronics into a computer without using a usb condom

Ditto for any public usb charging ports



Quote is not edit, enjoy the snipe

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Manky
Mar 20, 2007


Fun Shoe

Sentient Data posted:

Ditto for any public usb charging ports


This is basically an FBI/FCC myth, for what it's worth https://slate.com/technology/2023/04/free-public-phone-chargers-fbi-warning-bad-actors-threat-bogus-debunked.html

that said, using protection is always good!

hark
May 10, 2023

I'm sleep

Manky posted:

This is basically an FBI/FCC myth, for what it's worth

just like the need for actual condoms!

JackBandit
Jun 6, 2011
My brain read this conversation as Ali selling a USB-powered condom and my brain wanted to crawl out of my skull

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

JackBandit posted:

My brain read this conversation as Ali selling a USB-powered condom and my brain wanted to crawl out of my skull

I wanted this to be the case also, but knew it would either be a funny usb stick that looked like a condom wrapper, or some kind of usb filter.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

JackBandit posted:

My brain read this conversation as Ali selling a USB-powered condom and my brain wanted to crawl out of my skull

'fraid the best I can do is https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002718796843.html



don't put any data you care about on it

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




If you’re that worried about it you could most certainly just remove the housing and put a totally not fake amazon usb stick in it.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

r u ready to WALK posted:

'fraid the best I can do is https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002718796843.html



don't put any data you care about on it

For nerds to put in their big wallers to boost self esteem. Also a work conversation starter.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

My uncle did gift us sketchy cheap mp3 players like 15+ years ago which had some kind of malware on them.

On the other hand that happened on official apple products too sooooooo

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


stephenthinkpad posted:

For nerds to put in their big wallers to boost self esteem. Also a work conversation starter.

...with HR.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Tunicate posted:

My uncle did gift us sketchy cheap mp3 players like 15+ years ago which had some kind of malware on them.

On the other hand that happened on official apple products too sooooooo


Yet they kept iTunes.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Tunicate posted:

My uncle did gift us sketchy cheap mp3 players like 15+ years ago which had some kind of malware on them.

On the other hand that happened on official apple products too sooooooo

For a minute I thought that link would take me to the U2 album Apple forced on everyone.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Apple is a malware on the human race.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Speaking of, I found my old iphone 3gs in a drawer and the screen had popped out again from the battery pillowing.
The logic board was bent like a banana but one aliexpress Powerful Business Battery later it's running again. Sort of. Turns out it won't charge, so now I'm ordering a new charge port :v:



I miss old IOS, it used to be real pretty

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Cydia - Jesus that takes me back. I was right into jail breaking my iPod touch. Simpler times

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

The Wonder Weapon posted:

I'm aware of the void I'm yelling into here, but if there's one thing I wouldn't buy counterfeits of, it's trading cards (pokemon, magic, etc.) Goofy, clearly fake ones are fine, but the ones designed to be identical to the authentic ones are where I draw the line

The guy I order em from in China has an ali express page that seems to sell the same legit hq stock. Best to email them for a list of singles than guess what in the handful of preselected packs anyway. Completely asinine paying full price for worse quality cards just because they're official.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


By popular demand posted:

Apple is a malware on the human race.

Got nothing on Microsoft.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Darchangel posted:

...with HR.

“It says here you apparently “accidentally” dropped your…condom…thing…in office shared spaces for 64 days straight.”

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Note: intentionally dropping a personal USB stick at work is also not advisable.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
I am just downloading family friendly Marvel movies on my condom USB stick.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Also the guy who hacked the iPhone, George Hotz (or Hots or something), he went on to found a 3rd party auto driving solution company.

I plan to buy my next car model that's compatible with this 3rd party hacking solution.

mystes
May 31, 2006

stephenthinkpad posted:

Also the guy who hacked the iPhone, George Hotz (or Hots or something), he went on to found a 3rd party auto driving solution company.

I plan to buy my next car model that's compatible with this 3rd party hacking solution.
Is that the guy who worked for twitter for free for a couple weeks after musk bought it?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yeah he's a grifter who mostly got famous for using other people's exploits. he joined twitter for free to "fix search", tried to recruit someone else to do it for him after a week and then just gave up and left again.

i would not trust him with my website, let alone my car

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Got myself some devices For all my fluid needs.


an automatic watering clock

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005054680320.html
It arrived with a Russian sticker and also:



And also a manual pump

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005413241080.html

Just used the pump to drain water that collects in my dishwasher's sink, it works.

the watering clock seems to work just fine but I still haven't bought the tubing so I haven't installed it yet.

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Aug 14, 2023

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ekuNNN posted:

yeah he's a grifter who mostly got famous for using other people's exploits. he joined twitter for free to "fix search", tried to recruit someone else to do it for him after a week and then just gave up and left again.

i would not trust him with my website, let alone my car

Imagine someone making even a worse self-driving solution than Tesla lol.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

By popular demand posted:


the watering clock seems to work just fine but I still haven't bought the tubing so I haven't installed it yet.

You're obviously not using it correctly. The review clearly states it's a hair clip.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

w00tmonger posted:

Anyone here have experience with capsule/gashapon machines?

I want to pick up a lil capsule machine for events/conventions and do t really know where to start. My main issue is they either seem to be toys, or full 2x2 floor units.

I just want a single machine with a crank on it I can stuff with 1-2ish inch balls and pop on a table

I found this one on Amazon. It takes the bigger caspsules by the look of it.

https://www.amazon.com/Vending-Mach...169&sr=8-3&th=1

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Today in 'stuff I found instead of what I actually wanted':

3d FaCai Dice with Bracelet Wristband Chain Electroplated Silver Soft Gel Shockproof Phone Case For OPPO Find N2 Flip Cover

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005798345587.html

Why the gently caress would you buy a $1100 phone and then decorate it with this?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
So you can always play yahtzee without losing any dice. Duh.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Another random encounter:
Turns out they make earring speakers now, who can pull it off AND wants to annoy people at every conversation?

https://www.amazon.com/ZXDY-Portable-Bluetooth-Waterproof-10x10x1cm/dp/B0B1MY4LBB

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!




piggy pins



ice cream bag



house handbag (i had one of these, they're nice and solid)



hamburger backpack

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!
Has anyone seen the McDonald's take out bag purse? Here on ali. There is also Dunkin' Donuts, Starbucks and Wendy's similarity. It's like a small backpack/large purse.
I've found listings on Etsy. Or does anyone know the original source? Etsy is full of comments about scams.

From Etsy :

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
If you use image search there are a lot of listings for it, this is just the one with the most orders

On the mobile app it’s the camera icon when you click into the search bar, you just need to shrink the rectangle to the bag otherwise you’ll get a bunch of listings for brown tshirts.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

By popular demand posted:

Today in 'stuff I found instead of what I actually wanted':

3d FaCai Dice with Bracelet Wristband Chain Electroplated Silver Soft Gel Shockproof Phone Case For OPPO Find N2 Flip Cover

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005798345587.html

Why the gently caress would you buy a $1100 phone and then decorate it with this?

If they made one with standard rpg polyhedral dice I’d buy it. Having rolled dice wherever you go is really handy.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Arivia posted:

If they made one with standard rpg polyhedral dice I’d buy it. Having rolled dice wherever you go is really handy.

You already have a smart phone. Just get a dice app.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Lowen SoDium posted:

You already have a smart phone. Just get a dice app.

As someone who owns more dice than there are bones in the human body, I can tell you that the point is not to generate a random number, it is to have dice.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



By popular demand posted:

Today in 'stuff I found instead of what I actually wanted':

3d FaCai Dice with Bracelet Wristband Chain Electroplated Silver Soft Gel Shockproof Phone Case For OPPO Find N2 Flip Cover

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005798345587.html

Why the gently caress would you buy a $1100 phone and then decorate it with this?

I was really really really hoping this would be a Pop-o-matic Trouble style dice roller on a phone case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HexIUI-KMwU

Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Aug 15, 2023

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I ran into this stylish set of emergency dice if that interests you:

https://www.amazon.com/Haxtec-Portable-Antique-Copper-Keychain/dp/B0CBK6QXF5/

I'd like to believe I'm not a big enough nerd to get them but don't let that stop you.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

By popular demand posted:

I ran into this stylish set of emergency dice if that interests you:

https://www.amazon.com/Haxtec-Portable-Antique-Copper-Keychain/dp/B0CBK6QXF5/

I'd like to believe I'm not a big enough nerd to get them but don't let that stop you.

Those I could lose though. The phone case you can just turn over and go “I got a 4. That’s a miss.” or whatever. Even better and faster than a phone dice app.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Prolly get these and then put them in a keychain capsule and feel proud in my thriftiness and lack of style.



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005461380990.html

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