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Farty Crabcakes posted:https://twitter.com/GumbyScreens/status/1689748599079333888?t=JEg0bAgg06O7KPOecz75Kw&s=19 
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https://twitter.com/GineokwKoenig/status/1690075606636199936
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that's what I say to everyone what's the big deal?
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tbh that pk shootout was loving bonkers
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It's super dumb that a significant number of soccer games end with neither team having accomplished anything and the match being decided by a separate kickball minigame.
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Nice hustle everyone, good effort. Now we're gonna play the real game, where you all stick your thumb up your rear end and Salah gets 5 kicks to see who won
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heres how to fix soccer: for every 5 minutes of scoreless play, another ball is rolled onto the field. When a goal is scored, the ball is removed from play unless it is the last ball. fifa, you're welcome.
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i was taken by that suggestion but then realized it just devalues the single ball. more balls will paradoxically make it more boring because any single ball is meaningless
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rotor posted:heres how to fix soccer:
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bssoil posted:This, but for hockey multiball fixes a lot of sports
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bssoil posted:This, but for hockey yeah i’ve always thought hockey could use more soccer balls
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KoRMaK posted:i was taken by that suggestion but then realized it just devalues the single ball. more balls will paradoxically make it more boring because any single ball is meaningless what if the additional balls only count for half a point
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KoRMaK posted:i was taken by that suggestion but then realized it just devalues the single ball. more balls will paradoxically make it more boring because any single ball is meaningless this is just word salad, get a grip on yourself
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well-read undead posted:what if the additional balls only count for half a point Make the scores exceedingly complicated
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rotor posted:this is just word salad, get a grip on yourself
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after every goal the losing team puts three more players on the field
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my solution for golf is that as it stands, its all offense and no defense. I propose that when you're first teeing off or whatever for those long shots, the other dudes are along the green with shotguns and can shoot at your ball like it was a clay bird.
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when a player scores, remove them from the game and draw two players from your bench. sacrifice both players
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rotor posted:my solution for golf is that as it stands, its all offense and no defense. I propose that when you're first teeing off or whatever for those long shots, the other dudes are along the green with shotguns and can shoot at your ball like it was a clay bird. croquet rules on the green
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well-read undead posted:croquet rules on the green also theres a shot clock and when it runs out the other dudes can tackle you
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8th hole, 25 yards to go, 3rd down, no time outs thats some fuckin golf for your rear end
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everyone tees off at the same time. first to get it in wins. no other rules
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golf imo should have two teams start at each end of the hole, and then they hit balls at each other while trying to get to the other team's side to sink a putt before they get knocked out
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soccer should have the same zone rules as hockey to fix their dumb offsides. also it should have all the other rules from hockey.
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haveblue posted:everyone tees off at the same time. first to get it in wins. no other rules
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instead of playing through the course linearly, each hole our unlocks two other random holes, first to hole out each captures it and the winner is whoever captures the most holes
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rotor posted:my solution for golf is that as it stands, its all offense and no defense. I propose that when you're first teeing off or whatever for those long shots, the other dudes are along the green with shotguns and can shoot at your ball like it was a clay bird. No more landscaping allowed except for a 30 foot radius green around the hole. Natural terrain only. If you wanna play golf in Las Vegas you gotta deal with hard dirt and rocks and shoot around cactus.
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Shaggar posted:soccer should have the same zone rules as hockey to fix their dumb offsides. also it should have all the other rules from hockey. Especially the fights
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Sagebrush posted:No more landscaping allowed except for a 30 foot radius green around the hole. Natural terrain only. If you wanna play golf in Las Vegas you gotta deal with hard dirt and rocks and shoot around cactus. Jon Rahm stung by a nest of scorpions whist putting, dies at the age of 45
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For every 5 minutes of scoreless play, an additional wolf is released onto the field.
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Sagebrush posted:No more landscaping allowed except for a 30 foot radius green around the hole. Natural terrain only. If you wanna play golf in Las Vegas you gotta deal with hard dirt and rocks and shoot around cactus. this is basically just disc golf
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haveblue posted:everyone tees off at the same time. first to get it in wins. no other rules no carts, make that hustle count Sagebrush posted:No more landscaping allowed except for a 30 foot radius green around the hole. Natural terrain only. If you wanna play golf in Las Vegas you gotta deal with hard dirt and rocks and shoot around cactus. also supporting this. existing courses lose their sprinklers, let nature decide the hazards any seedlings that drift in become fair play hazards and must be cultivated
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what all of you are describing is just calvinball
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